Summer 2023 Transfer Thread

[cloggypop]

2 hours ago, Scott_M said:

It’s the Endo of the world as we know it.

 

Not sure I feel fine. 

 

Song sorted already

[Mil-ing Around]

Why does it bother people so much that he's 30?

 

And don't give me the Fabinho's age line, his body was busted and legs had gone. That doesn't mean Endo is also going to be burnt out, it's stupid to think that.

 

£16 mill, 2 good seasons and that would be ok I think. If he's any good that is. We definitely didn't need a kid at DM. Don't get me wrong we are only buying him because we fucked up badly, I'm aware of that.

 

But many of you would have bought Dacoure for £70 million, which is just  fucking crazy. He's shit, like really badly shit. Then we are stuck with a total turd and noway to get rid. We put ourselves in this position, but buying an experienced guy for 2 years is the best way out. I'd rather this type of buy than tanks like Dacoure or Amrabat, they have the turning circle of an Eddie Stobart lorry and Dacoure can't even play football, his touch is shit.

 

There isn't any good quality players at DM out there, trying to buy one who is clearly not good enough for big money is not the way out if this. 

[The Midnight Rambler]

I was fully on board the Palhinha train but spending 60m on a 28 year old seemed a tad excessive. Obviously never seen this dude play but if he can do a similar job for a quarter of the price, then fuck it! Roll the dice. 

Still two weeks left to get Kimmich.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Endo?

 

Like....fucking seriously, this is Ant and Dec territory.  

[stringvest]

8 minutes ago, luxury_scruff said:

He'll be great for us, he'll have the right attitude

Well I was following your posts.  He certainly appeared to have the right altitude

[TD_LFC]

2 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Endo?

 

Like....fucking seriously, this is Ant and Dec territory.  

 

I hate to labour the point but, again, you'd sign Zaha to replace Salah because Salah's 'not good at dribbling'.

[MilanJovanovic]

Mate of mine is a Stuttgart fan and Endo is his first name on the team sheet. He's in despair right now. I've only seen this guy play 2-3 times but he has looked really fucking solid. 

I think this sounds like a smart move. We have a new grafter for our midfield and wont be held random for the rest of the window. We'll also buy in to the Asian Market big time. Least but not last, we get a experienced squad player - something we've lost during the last month.

People who hasn't seen Endo play should shut it anyway. Hate FSG full time, no worries, but support the team and the bloody players!

[Mark M]

8 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Endo?

 

Like....fucking seriously, this is Ant and Dec territory.  

Which one is dressed up as Jorg? 

[Strontium]

13 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Like....fucking seriously, this is Ant and Dec territory.  

 

Saturday Night Tokyoway

[Anubis]

We all know the first time he goes through somebody and wins the ball, we’ll all be like…

 

[Bellflower]

Sort of deal FSG like to Zero in on ..............

[YNWAViking]

If he's good he's good. Doesn't matter what he costs us or what his name is. 

[CapeRed]

15 minutes ago, MilanJovanovic said:

Mate of mine is a Stuttgart fan and Endo is his first name on the team sheet. He's in despair right now. I've only seen this guy play 2-3 times but he has looked really fucking solid. 

I think this sounds like a smart move. We have a new grafter for our midfield and wont be held random for the rest of the window. We'll also buy in to the Asian Market big time. Least but not last, we get a experienced squad player - something we've lost during the last month.

People who hasn't seen Endo play should shut it anyway. Hate FSG full time, no worries, but support the team and the bloody players!

I think if we had been in for him earlier there might be less cynicism. He could turn out to be a very smart short term move but I am hoping we have not finished the re-build.

[Chip Butty]

As long as he can break play up, destroy  whatever it is the opposition are trying to build and pass a simple pass to one of our lot, I’ll be happy. 

[Trumo]

# My, my
At Wataru, Todd Boehly did surrender
Oh, yeah
And the fee met by Henry in quite a familiar way

The history book on the shelf
Is always repeating itself

Wataru
Bought for peanuts and signed by Jorg
Wataru
Promise to love you forevermore...#

[Dr Nowt]

30 minutes ago, stringvest said:

Well I was following your posts.  He certainly appeared to have the right altitude

 

[Dr Nowt]

Endo-la, eh?

He came and signed for us yesterday 

A-ha words can’t describe 

The feeling when he cuts inside 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

32 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

 

I hate to labour the point but, again, you'd sign Zaha to replace Salah because Salah's 'not good at dribbling'.

 

Why don't you be a good boy and find that exact quote. 

 

[sir roger]

Fuck Saké

[Razoray]

42 minutes ago, Mil-ing Around said:

Why does it bother people so much that he's 30?

 

And don't give me the Fabinho's age line, his body was busted and legs had gone. That doesn't mean Endo is also going to be burnt out, it's stupid to think that.

 

£16 mill, 2 good seasons and that would be ok I think. If he's any good that is. We definitely didn't need a kid at DM. Don't get me wrong we are only buying him because we fucked up badly, I'm aware of that.

 

But many of you would have bought Dacoure for £70 million, which is just  fucking crazy. He's shit, like really badly shit. Then we are stuck with a total turd and noway to get rid. We put ourselves in this position, but buying an experienced guy for 2 years is the best way out. I'd rather this type of buy than tanks like Dacoure or Amrabat, they have the turning circle of an Eddie Stobart lorry and Dacoure can't even play football, his touch is shit.

 

There isn't any good quality players at DM out there, trying to buy one who is clearly not good enough for big money is not the way out if this. 

Milner was 29 when he signed in 2015. The age doesn't matter if he has looked after himself and he has luck with injuries. Seems a good fella. £15m is buttons. 

[Pidge]

(he's won three, but both were with Kagawa)

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

John Henry be smoking that endo over there.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Bollocks, I fall asleep and we sign someone, and now all the good puns have been used!

[A_S]

 

Hello...Endo

[MilanJovanovic]

20 minutes ago, CapeRed said:

I think if we had been in for him earlier there might be less cynicism. He could turn out to be a very smart short term move but I am hoping we have not finished the re-build.

 

I understand that sentiment, but the cynical slander and the ironic stereotypical jokes is hard to take.

People should go read on Stuttgart forums what their fans think about loosing their captain who recently saved them from relegation, a player who their fans refer to as LegEndo, before behaving like spoilt Chelsea brats.

This Fifa fan chatter makes the club look even more like shit.