Summer 2023 Transfer Thread

[Tenfolder]

9 minutes ago, Code said:

I'm not concerned about Lavia, I don't think he's good enough.

 

Show me one guy who wanted him before we got linked with him.

 

I'm not really keen on Caceido either, overrated, had a close look in our last game against Brighton. He was average at best. 

 

Oddly enough I saw Per Schuurs linked with Spurs today.....

[JohnnyH]

16 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

 

I want to believe this one, so I've added some ITK gloss to your post. 

*taps nose

[Creator Supreme]

Red Mancs linked with Pavard now!

[Leyton388]

30 minutes ago, TheDrowningMan said:

And yet still you’ll have a load of clowns telling us how astute they are and how we cannot possibly hope to spend as much as “state run” clubs, as though we don’t have a net spend substantially lower than the likes of Tottenham Hotspur, Aston Villa and Bournemouth.  

 

You call them clowns where as i call them Dickheads.

[TheDrowningMan]

Forget signing any more quality players, we won’t even add anyone as good as Fred or Ross Barkley. At best, it’ll be another last minute loan for someone who is either crocked for the season or not even close to Premier League quality.
 

[Special K]

I've said it for a while. The 2 we've bought are a good as it gets. No one else is coming.

[Code]

None of my first choices play in the PL, even though I read something about a player I like in the PL might be allowed to leave his club. 

[George Costanza]

who are your first choices?

[3 Stacks]

I too would like a hypothetical top forin #6.

[Pidge]

5 minutes ago, George Costanza said:

who are your first choices?

 

6	MF	Patrick Berg	24 November 1997 (age 25)	18	0	Bodø/Glimt
7	MF	Kristoffer Velde	9 September 1999 (age 23)	1	0	Lech Poznań
8	MF	Sander Berge	14 February 1998 (age 25)	36	1	Burnley
10	MF	Martin Ødegaard (captain)	17 December 1998 (age 24)	51	2	Arsenal
11	MF	Mohamed Elyounoussi	4 August 1994 (age 29)	52	9	Copenhagen
16	MF	Fredrik Aursnes	10 December 1995 (age 27)	14	0	Benfica
17	MF	Ola Solbakken	7 September 1998 (age 24)	8	1	Roma
18	MF	Kristian Thorstvedt	13 March 1999 (age 24)	21	4	Sassuolo
20	MF	Mats Møller Dæhli	2 March 1995 (age 28)	36	2	1. FC Nürnberg
	MF	Hugo Vetlesen	29 February 2000 (age 23)	1	0	Club Brugge

 

 

j/k

[LFC 6 Times]

My expectations were low for this window but this has wildly exceeded my expectations. We are a fucking farce.

[Strontium]

45 minutes ago, TheDrowningMan said:

Forget signing any more quality players, we won’t even add anyone as good as Fred or Ross Barkley.

 

Scratch that, we won't even add anyone as good as Fred or Rose West.

[3 Stacks]

Ross the Boss signed for mighty Luton.

[Kevin D]

14 hours ago, JohnnyH said:

I think we should set a Transfer Thread challenge where everyone isn't allowed repeat themselves over and over just using slightly different words.  

Sickening.

[Red Phoenix]

If everything goes to shit and we're forced to play Bajcetic I'm not that bothered as I'd prefer him to play anyway. It's a big gamble though as we don't even know if he's ready and it still leaves us with no depth. Like others have already said I can't see us not signing anyone else but the way this Lavia drama has gone is fucking stupid, we should've just paid the 50mil a while back if we really wanted him.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

[BeefStroganoff]

20 minutes ago, Red Phoenix said:

If everything goes to shit and we're forced to play Bajcetic I'm not that bothered as I'd prefer him to play anyway. It's a big gamble though as we don't even know if he's ready and it still leaves us with no depth. Like others have already said I can't see us not signing anyone else but the way this Lavia drama has gone is fucking stupid, we should've just paid the 50mil a while back if we really wanted him.

Fucks sake the lad was acceptable at best.

 

[Red Phoenix]

44 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Fucks sake the lad was acceptable at best.

 

I thought he was good, the only game where I thought he looked out of it was against Madrid and there's next to no chance of playing them this season anyway.

[razor]

1 hour ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Fucks sake the lad was acceptable at best.

 

He wasn't.  He was much better than that.

 

Is he our immediate answer?  No, not at all.  But to diminish his performances as merely "acceptable at best" is a terrible assessment.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I think when Klopp leaves in a couple of years we are in deep deep shit under these owners. Even your traditional mid to lower table clubs now have owners who have ambition for their team and invest in their playing side. FSG just look at us the way an accountant looks at tax receipts. Lavia isn't enough, failing to even get Lavia or anybody else is a fucking leg drop to Klopps time here. A once in a generation manager if you are lucky and we've made it a way harder job for him to compete than necessary. 

 

Pull your fingers out, get some business done we a fucking football team the business is the revolves around that not the other way round.

[JagSquared]

If he signs for chelsea “a plague on both their houses”

[Scott_M]

Waking up to this Lavia news…

 

[Anubis]

Meanwhile, over at FSG HQ…

 

[Freddo]

7 hours ago, Leyton388 said:

Hahaha fucking hell this summer was about as predictable as the previous FSG con jobs.

 

 

How people still back them is a mystery. Thankfully the tide seems to be turning. Garbage owners 

[skend04]

Well, I guess we'll soon see if we really are wanting to sign him or if we were simply fucking around for shits and giggles.