Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[magicrat]

Pogba asking for 500k pw to stay apparently . Worth every penny !

[Elite]

14 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Pogba asking for 500k pw to stay apparently . Worth every penny !

He's a cheeky cunt I'll give him that.

[Saintslfc13]

31 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Pogba asking for 500k pw to stay apparently . Worth every penny !

I’d donate a fiver

[Elite]

That's the problem when you stick players like Sanchez on 400k per week. De Gea is well within his rights to ask for 600k based on their wage hierarchy.

[No2]

11 minutes ago, Elite said:

That's the problem when you stick players like Sanchez on 400k per week. De Gea is well within his rights to ask for 600k based on their wage hierarchy.

It would save Utd money in the long run to pay him off and send him back to Chile.

[Dr Nowt]

Imagine financing that deal purely so The Special Cunt could try to spite Guardiola.

 

Superb.

[3 Stacks]

37 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Imagine financing that deal purely so The Special Cunt could try to spite Guardiola.

 

Superb.

Nah. What's even funnier is that they actually thought giving a 30 year old Alexis Sanchez 500k a week was a sound footballing and financial decision. Says it all about how they're run.

[magicrat]

1 hour ago, Saintslfc13 said:

I’d donate a fiver

You're on your own there

[KMD7]

On 03/04/2019 at 10:58, A Red said:

Ha ha wtf??

[Anubis]

Sadomasochism. You’re doing it wrong.

[Guest Alex_K]

I don't care - if Pogba bags a couple of goals against City again this time around I'd build a statue of him. With the way City are playing it's going to take a supernatural act to rip points away from their grasp. Pogba, please again be the man to do it.

[Thoth]

Manchester United Player Wages & Contracts 2018

PLAYER	AGE	WEEKLY WAGE	CONTRACT LEFT
David de Gea	26	£200,000	Last Year (2019)
Sergio Romero	30	£50,000	3 Years (2021)
Lee Grant	35	£20,000	2 Years (2020)
Joel Pereira	21		3 Years (2021)
Marcos Rojo (New Deal)	28	£80,000	3 Years (2021)
Phil Jones	26	£50,000	Last Year (2019)
Chris Smalling	28	£80,000	Last Year (2019)
Eric Bailly	24	£75,000	2 Years (2020)
Victor Lindelof	24	£75,000	3 Years (2021)
Antonio Valencia	32	£100,000	Last Year (2019)
Luke Shaw	23	£70,000	Last year (2019)
Ashley Young	33	£110,000	Last year (2019)
Axel Tuanzebe	20		2 Years (2020)
Matteo Darmian	28	£60,000	Last Year (2019)
Diogo Dalot (New Signing)	19	£50,000	5 Years (2023)
Fred (New Signing)	25	£120,000	5 Years (2023)
Namanja Matic	30	£120,000	3 Years (2020)
Ander Herrera	28	£75,000	Last year (2019)
Marouane Fellaini (New Deal)	30	£100,000	2 Years (2020)
Juan Mata	30	£140,000	Last year (2019)
Tim Fosu-Mensah	20		2 Years (2020
Jesse Lingard	25	£50,000	3 Years (2021)
Paul Pogba	25	£290,000	3 Years (2021)
Scott McTominay	21	£25,000	3 Years (2021)
Anthony Martial	22	£75,000	Last Year (2019)
Alexis Sanchez	29	£350,000	4 Years (2022)
Romelu Lukaku	25	£200,000	4 Years (2022)
Macus Rashford	20	£45,000	2 Years (2020)

[TheHowieLama]

4 years left at 350 a week -- plus they have to pay him an extra 75k a week when he starts.

 

[Boss]

It's much worse than that now.

 

Martial is on £200,000 

Lingard £100,000

Rashford £150,000

Shaw £150,000

 

They wouldn't release Phil Jones and Smalling's new contract details. Presume they are both on over £100,000. De Gea is refusing £350,000 because they're rubbish and Pogba is now milking them for half a million. Couldn't be going any better really.

[magicrat]

13 minutes ago, Boss said:

It's much worse than that now.

 

Martial is on £200,000 

Lingard £100,000

Rashford £150,000

Shaw £150,000

 

They wouldn't release Phil Jones and Smalling's new contract details. Presume they are both on over £100,000. De Gea is refusing £350,000 because they're rubbish and Pogba is now milking them for half a million. Couldn't be going any better really.

It could , they could pay Pogba what he wants and give him a 20 year contract

[Guest Alex_K]

I see -- following their spawny 2-1 home win against West Ham through 2 penalties -- that misgivings are already beginning to surface around their glorious new manager (once of Cardiff and Molde). His golden streak was the greatest thing that could ever happen: it'll signal another 18 months at least of written-off time at Old Trafford. Just please nick something off City in the meantime.

[Dr Nowt]

An entirely meaningless golden streak at that.

 

If they could take points off City and finish outside the top four it would be the absolutely perfect job.

[Lee909]

27 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

 

If they could take points off City and finish outside the top four it would be the absolutely perfect job.

 

 

Glorious

 

[Boss]

I want them to sell their soul by purposely throwing the City game, then we win the title anyway and they miss out on top 4 by 1 point. 

[A_S]

On 04/04/2019 at 19:03, ZonkoVille77 said:

I remember this game well. The bent cunts.

 

 

 

Admittedly it wouldn't  be the usual manager bashing, but AFTV would've been quite the spectacle after that. Outrageous refereeing though. 

[Davelfc]

Rice crispy in the papers today saying he refuses to park in the managers spot at their training ground as it's bacon face's spot. 

 

Still think he's running the show there? The little puppet fucker. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

9 hours ago, Boss said:

I want them to sell their soul by purposely throwing the City game, then we win the title anyway and they miss out on top 4 by 1 point. 

While this would be magical....our only chance is city losing a game, so I'll be hoping utd spawn 4 pelanties

[Ronnie Whelan]

57 minutes ago, 1001000 said:

Rice crispy in the papers today saying he refuses to park in the managers spot at their training ground as it's bacon face's spot. 

 

Still think he's running the show there? The little puppet fucker. 

While a part of me thinks that is him humbly giving his old boss respect, it highlights why he will be a failure. They are one of the biggest clubs in the world and need a manager who has a ruthless streak to deal with all the egos. The balmy night of 99 means fuck all to nearly all the players there, so you can only give that team talk so many times.

[suzy]

1 hour ago, 1001000 said:

Rice crispy in the papers today saying he refuses to park in the managers spot at their training ground as it's bacon face's spot. 

 

Still think he's running the show there? The little puppet fucker. 

He really does fawn over Fergie too much, constantly calling him "the gaffer"

[Dr Nowt]

Pogba being a cunt bubbling under nicely.

 

Bothered his arse for a few months purely to spite Mourinho but they’ll have the same old issues.