Scary things that have happened in your house

[Priory Doctor]

Drying off after getting out of the shower before, I went to put on a clean pair of undercrackers off the bannister,when a bloody big spider climbed out  of them.I am not scared of them, but the shock of something sprinting out of them gave me a start.

I feel sorrier for my undies,-it must have been more of a shock to them, they are not used to having anything big in them.,

 

[Mook]

I once ran out of lager.

[Anny Road]

My missus.

[General Dryness]

My missus.

Your missus.

[General Dryness]

I once ran out of heroin.

Lucky you live in Edinburgh then mate.

[Tony Moanero]

My ma's farts.

[Anny Road]

Tonys Ma's farts

[Pureblood]

The internet was down for over an hour the other night.  

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I was making a fry up once and didn't have any beans in.

[razor]

[REDTALISKER]

Not exactly scary more odd but in my previous house my dog would stop suddenly, hair bristling at the neck (basically tense as fuck), staring into the corner of the room. Odder still it was always the same corner, away from the street, and we never once all the time I lived there had any problem with unwelcome vermin. 

[cochyn]

Missus stashed a box of brandy liqueurs in the cabinet under the telly once. Went to troff on them one night to find they'd all gone! Found all the chocs in the next cabinet with all the booze sucked out of them through little holes. Next to a partially chewed up map of GTA San Andreas: Mice. Let the mouser (our cat, Slim Charles) loose in the basement. Never happened again.

[Anubis]

Missus stashed a box of brandy liqueurs in the cabinet under the telly once. Went to troff on them one night to find they'd all gone! Found all the chocs in the next cabinet with all the booze sucked out of them through little holes. Next to a partially chewed up map of GTA San Andreas: Mice. Let the mouser (our cat, Slim Charles) loose in the basement. Never happened again.

Not just mice, but alcoholic mice. You should have caught them and used them as a circus act.

[General Dryness]

Not just mice, but alcoholic mice. You should have caught them and used them as a circus act.

They'd have told him to fuck off, made a half hearted to punch him then puked all down his shirt before apologizing, telling him they loved him then passing out.

 

It's sad when mice go like this. Seen it too many times.

[Priory Doctor]

Not just mice, but alcoholic mice. You should have caught them and used them as a circus act.

Aye, I believe Stevie G has them in residence at his Vincent bar and restaurant in Exchange Flags. 

[Bjornebye]

A couple of years back me and the dog were sat in the living room and heard the front door open and close. Assumed it was my bird yet she never appeared, the dog had ran out and came back in looking confused. Got up and there was no-one there at all. Called her and she was in the car on her way home. freaked me right out that I looked all over the house, in wardrobes, under the bed etc. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

A couple of years back me and the dog were sat in the living room and heard the front door open and close. Assumed it was my bird yet she never appeared, the dog had ran out and came back in looking confused. Got up and there was no-one there at all. Called her and she was in the car on her way home. freaked me right out that I looked all over the house, in wardrobes, under the bed etc. 

 

I waited ages for my chance to escape, plus that wardrobe was fucking uncomfortable. 

[Bjornebye]

I waited ages for my chance to escape, plus that wardrobe was fucking uncomfortable. 

 

 

You took my prada shirt didn't you. Cunt 

[Trumo]

A couple of years back me and the dog were sat in the living room and heard the front door open and close. Assumed it was my bird yet she never appeared, the dog had ran out and came back in looking confused. Got up and there was no-one there at all. Called her and she was in the car on her way home. freaked me right out that I looked all over the house, in wardrobes, under the bed etc. 

 

Was it that chubster mate who was living with you?

[Bjornebye]

Was it that chubster mate who was living with you?

 

 

Nah long after we moved out of there. I'd have known it was her anyway because i'd have heard her crisp packet rustling. 

 

Take that as you please 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

It wasn't technically in my house, but somebody got shot dead in the road backing on to mine.

 

He barged into someone's house to escape and finally succumbed in their back yard. You could see his dead legs from our bathroom window.

[Duff Man]

The internet was down for over an hour the other night.

Terrible. Just terrible. I hope you're getting all the right support at this difficult time.

 

#prayforTK421

[Bjornebye]

It wasn't technically in my house, but somebody got shot dead in the road backing on to mine.

 

He barged into someone's house to escape and finally succumbed in their back yard. You could see his dead legs from our bathroom window.

 

 

Heavy that 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Heavy that

It was mad. Heard the shots. I'd never heard a gun fired in real life before. Sounded very distinct. Nowt like in the movies. A sound similar to that thing when you fold a belt in two, pull/push the sides apart then crack them back together.

[Bjornebye]

It was mad. Heard the shots. I'd never heard a gun fired in real life before. Sounded very distinct. Nowt like in the movies. A sound similar to that thing when you fold a belt in two, pull/push the sides apart then crack them back together.

 

 

One of my favourite past times that.