January 2018 Transfer Thread

[Hades]

Those words from klopp today are just fucking weird. It has a ring of "I'm focused on training and coaching my team". And this stuff from Joyce that klopp is happy with ings and solanke as cover, I just can't believe it. Klopp is very fucking far from stupid, why would he pin our season on 2 players who've never scored a goal for him? Did he watch ings on Saturday? He looked like a lad who got to take some sponsors half time pens and then sneaked on the pitch when nobody was looking. It's fucking nonsense.

 

And what is the motivation for letting Sturridge go? Who cares about a 1.5m loan fee and 4 months wages? While the cunt is barely fit, he offers as much injured as ings and solanke do when they play.

 

Is the bayern Munich job available in the summer?

I thought that too. We have killed Klopp.

[stringvest]

Nice pics on instagram, few bevvies - hugs all round, see who can dress like the biggest Queg..

 

 

All my money is on Firmino.

[stringvest]

https://twitter.com/LiamCorcoran28/status/958084141672787968?s=09

 

 

Fab 4?

[Red74]

Hope we get Johnny Evans in return

[G Richards]

The funniest thing is that shit like that doesn't even set off alarm bells for you.

The “for you” at the end makes you come across as a sneering tit, again.

 

I’ve said numerous times I’m not happy, at all, about losing Coutinho. To do so mid season without attacking reinforcements is taking an unnecessary risk. Second to sixth is up for grabs. With Coutinho and VVD second place would be on, and with a fair wind we’d be dark horses for a good go at the CL. Without Coutinho it’s touch and go if we finish top four. I’m not happy about it, at all.

 

Sturridge is such a bit part player for us these days that he’s not worth arguing over, but I’d have kept him as we are short on numbers at the sharp end. If we make a signing and getting his wages off the books helps with that, fair enough, as he offers so little.

[Gym Beglin]

I’m no longer worried, I’m sure we’ll sign Lemar and a keeper tomorrow.

 

It’s fuxking obvious now.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

So senior attacking players fit gives us, Salah, Mane, Firmino and Ings. Lallana injured.

 

Younger players gives us Solanke, Woodburn, Wilson and Brewster injured.

 

Ace.

[cloggypop]

FAO: Sneering tits

[Barrington Womble]

I thought that too. We have killed Klopp.

didn't he also say something like there'll be no transfer now, but loads in the summer? is that the modern day equivalent of this summer will be big? have we actually gone back to 2009?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

FAO: Sneering tits

I had a pair of those in my garden last week, and a drama quim fighting a squirrel.

[Pureblood]

Went on hols to Malaga in Autumn and there was a massive yacht in the harbour & it had a helicopter with a made-to-measure padded cover on the deck , like a helicopter-shaped marshmallow. I am sure JWH will be in the market for one.

 

Mmmmm, marshmallows. 

[an tha]

All my money is on Firmino.

1/100

[G Richards]

No need for Captain to talk down to me in such a smug way.

 

“For you.”

 

It’s insulting.

 

We’re all gutted over the Coutinho business and the lack of attacking/creative replacement.

[G Richards]

The funniest thing is that shit like that doesn't even set off alarm bells for you.

PS - purchase a membership, you cheapskate.

[Unrighteous]

The “for you” at the end makes you come across as a sneering tit, again.

 

I’ve said numerous times I’m not happy, at all, about losing Coutinho. To do so mid season without attacking reinforcements is taking an unnecessary risk. Second to sixth is up for grabs. With Coutinho and VVD second place would be on, and with a fair wind we’d be dark horses for a good go at the CL. Without Coutinho it’s touch and go if we finish top four. I’m not happy about it, at all.

 

Sturridge is such a bit part player for us these days that he’s not worth arguing over, but I’d have kept him as we are short on numbers at the sharp end. If we make a signing and getting his wages off the books helps with that, fair enough, as he offers so little.

 

Keita is our Coutinho replacement, and he always was... We're just out of luck waiting for him.  The club capitulated to Coutinho and Barca, again.  The deal is on their terms, again, and the club is gambling its season on it. 

I'm disappointed that we're not looking to strengthen the other areas of our midfield right now, and bringing in someone who can step in for Salah/Mane, and possibly Firmino.   We also desperately need a new GK coach, and GK.   Those are our biggest needs, right now, and it looks like we're going to do nothing.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fab 4?

3 men and a baby.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The squad is thin. We need a creative spark in midfield. And a keeper.

 

They're legitimate gripes.

 

However, I just can't be arsed getting uppity at Sturridge and Markovic potentially/leaving.

 

Would've preferred Sturridge to have been a permanent deal. He's done. Very unlikely that he'll ever get near his best levels again.

[Gym Beglin]

Thomas Lemar solves a multitude of sins potentially.

 

Would be vastly overpriced, perhaps not my first choice, but he can play in either wise forward positions and also in midfield. 2 players in 1. I’d take that right now.

[Harry Squatter]

Jesus fucking wept...would be just the ticket that after a loss to/failing to beat Huddersfield for them to go on the piss with a fella who has just fucked off.

 

Nice pics on instagram, few bevvies - hugs all round, see who can dress like the biggest Queg..

Ripped skinny jeans, no socks, white trainers, overexpensive t shirts and baseball caps all round.

[G Richards]

Ripped skinny jeans, no socks, white trainers, overexpensive t shirts and baseball caps all round.

That’s how my daughter and her fashionable friends all dress.

[Denny Crane]

Doctor Troy wasn't far off.

 

 

[suzy]

I’m sorry I’m obviously too old, those jeans look ridiculous. Is it the more money you earn the more they are ripped?

[Aventus]

Doctor Troy wasn't far off.

 

 

"class act"

 

 

Yeah OK mate

[Unrighteous]

That fucking instagram post makes me cringe.

[BCM]

What have they been doing with each other... look at the state of them jeans, nothing left of them............................................................................................... Christ im old.