little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Captain Turdseye]

Scrolling through the forum on a phone and your thumb gently brushes on someone’s name and takes you to their profile page. When do you actually want to click on people’s pages here? Almost never. I think the only times I’ve genuinely wanted to click on profiles are if I'm sending a PM or they’re Top Lurkers. 
 

Pisses me off, man. Happens multiple times every day. If I’ve been on your profile be safe in the knowledge that I’ve muttered “fuck sake” and had to press the ‘back’ arrow. 

[Mook]

Nosey cunts looking at my TLW profile page.

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Scrolling through the forum on a phone and your thumb gently brushes on someone’s name and takes you to their profile page. When do you actually want to click on people’s pages here? Almost never. I think the only times I’ve genuinely wanted to click on profiles are if I'm sending a PM or they’re Top Lurkers. 
 

Pisses me off, man. Happens multiple times every day. If I’ve been on your profile be safe in the knowledge that I’ve muttered “fuck sake” and had to press the ‘back’ arrow. 

Ha ha, me too. Makes you feel guilty.

[YorkshireRed]

It’s always the same posters though. Perhaps this place does attract those with extra large thumbs, they feel welcome here. 
 

We should be proud of our commitment to inclusivity. 

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

It’s always the same posters though. Perhaps this place does attract those with extra large thumbs, they feel welcome here. 
 

We should be proud of our commitment to inclusivity. 

Thanos, here.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

4 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Scrolling through the forum on a phone and your thumb gently brushes on someone’s name and takes you to their profile page. When do you actually want to click on people’s pages here? Almost never. I think the only times I’ve genuinely wanted to click on profiles are if I'm sending a PM or they’re Top Lurkers. 
 

Pisses me off, man. Happens multiple times every day. If I’ve been on your profile be safe in the knowledge that I’ve muttered “fuck sake” and had to press the ‘back’ arrow once I've wiped the globs of spunk from my phone screen.

 

Ok

[Harry's Lad]

4 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Scrolling through the forum on a phone and your thumb gently brushes on someone’s name and takes you to their profile page. When do you actually want to click on people’s pages here? Almost never. I think the only times I’ve genuinely wanted to click on profiles are if I'm sending a PM or they’re Top Lurkers. 
 

Pisses me off, man. Happens multiple times every day. If I’ve been on your profile be safe in the knowledge that I’ve muttered “fuck sake” and had to press the ‘back’ arrow. 

Same here.

The fact I've got fingers like 3lb of Cumberland doesn't help.

[Bruce Spanner]

4 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Scrolling through the forum on a phone and your thumb gently brushes on someone’s name and takes you to their profile page. When do you actually want to click on people’s pages here? Almost never. I think the only times I’ve genuinely wanted to click on profiles are if I'm sending a PM or they’re Top Lurkers. 
 

Pisses me off, man. Happens multiple times every day. If I’ve been on your profile be safe in the knowledge that I’ve muttered “fuck sake” and had to press the ‘back’ arrow. 

 

I hate it when people needlessly reply just so somebody gets a pointless and irritating notification...

[VladimirIlyich]

11 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

I hate it when people needlessly reply just so somebody gets a pointless and irritating notification...

Turn off your notifications?

[Captain Turdseye]

14 hours ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

 

Ok

OK, OK?

 

13 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

I hate it when people needlessly reply just so somebody gets a pointless and irritating notification...

I bet you’re one of those cunts who mainly browse the forum on desktop. I know your type. No pun intended.

[Rico1304]

The new Paramount + advert that seems to be on every 10 fucking minutes.  

[YorkshireRed]

Taking advantage of the 50% off mains at my nearest Toby Carvery and finding that a million other people have had the temerity to do the same thing.
 

Cheapskates the lot of them.  

[johnsusername]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

The new Paramount + advert that seems to be on every 10 fucking minutes.  

Streaming services generally. Netflix was good at first it was one place to watch loads of stuff, but now they've all got in on the act and it's no longer a convenience, but a pain in the arse. 

[Bob]

John Inverdale. He’s fucking awful. No matter what the sport he’s commentating on, he’s dreadful. Talks constant shite, and far too much. Just shut up.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

John Inverdale. He’s fucking awful. No matter what the sport he’s commentating on, he’s dreadful. Talks constant shite, and far too much. Just shut up.

I've met him. He's an arrogant ignorant fucking prick. 

[Clem H Fandango]

48h/72h anti perspiration protection and having to use it every 24hr after a shower each day.

[Elite]

On 27/06/2022 at 08:36, YorkshireRed said:

The Number Thirteen.

 

Because I’m not a complete lunatic I’m obviously very careful around this unluckiest of numbers. This includes not starting anything new if there is a thirteen in the time; e.g. getting out of bed, getting off the sofa. 
 

The bastard knows this though, as every time I look at a clock it’s thirteen past the hour. I then have to wait until it turns to fourteen, which naturally takes about six hours. 

Sounds like a low budget sequel to Jim Carrey's The Number 23.

[Mook]

How can my office be empty yet everytime I go to the toilet, someone is in there taking a shite?

 

I can't stand being in the same room as someone who is shitting so end up running to another floor to take my piss. Does my head in.

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

How can my office be empty yet everytime I go to the toilet, someone is in there taking a shite?

 

I can't stand being in the same room as someone who is shitting so end up running to another floor to take my piss. Does my head in.

Never go to prison. 

[Harry's Lad]

I went the dentist this morning to have prep work done for a crown on one of my back teeth. 

I had to have a cast done so they can make the crown and when the dentist tried to remove it it was stuck fast.

It took what seemed like ages to get it out of my gob, it's a wonder I've still got any fillings and it feels like I've been smacked in the jaw.

 

Talking about fillings, the dentist fitted a temporary one to protect the tooth until the crown comes next Thursday.

Temporary is right. The bloody thing came out a couple of hours later and they can't fit me in to replace it until tomorrow.

 

I've been bombarding it with Orajel to try and settle it down. Dental pain is a nightmare. Pissed off that I have to put up with it until tomorrow.

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

I went the dentist this morning to have prep work done for a crown on one of my back teeth. 

I had to have a cast done so they can make the crown and when the dentist tried to remove it it was stuck fast.

It took what seemed like ages to get it out of my gob, it's a wonder I've still got any fillings and it feels like I've been smacked in the jaw.

 

Talking about fillings, the dentist fitted a temporary one to protect the tooth until the crown comes next Thursday.

Temporary is right. The bloody thing came out a couple of hours later and they can't fit me in to replace it until tomorrow.

 

I've been bombarding it with Orajel to try and settle it down. Dental pain is a nightmare. Pissed off that I have to put up with it until tomorrow.

 

 

 

Ha, I went the dentist this morning and all. Chipped my tooth weeks ago and her mate is a dentist so she put a filling in for me. She's done a cracking job and all. 

 

 

But yes, dental pain is the worst. Good luck

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Harry's Lad said:

I went the dentist this morning to have prep work done for a crown on one of my back teeth. 

I had to have a cast done so they can make the crown and when the dentist tried to remove it it was stuck fast.

It took what seemed like ages to get it out of my gob, it's a wonder I've still got any fillings and it feels like I've been smacked in the jaw.

 

Talking about fillings, the dentist fitted a temporary one to protect the tooth until the crown comes next Thursday.

Temporary is right. The bloody thing came out a couple of hours later and they can't fit me in to replace it until tomorrow.

 

I've been bombarding it with Orajel to try and settle it down. Dental pain is a nightmare. Pissed off that I have to put up with it until tomorrow.

 

 

 

I swear by oil of cloves

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Accidentally making a really weak cup of tea. There's no saving it.

[Harry's Lad]

17 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I swear by oil of cloves

We usually use Anbesol which I think is basically oil of cloves. Good stuff, but they didn't have any in the chemists. 

This Orajel is ok, but doesn't seem to last very long.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

We usually use Anbesol which I think is basically oil of cloves. Good stuff, but they didn't have any in the chemists. 

This Orajel is ok, but doesn't seem to last very long.

Thought you said anusol there