Cargo Jeans Part 2

[Sugar Ape]

In scenes not witnessed since Moof last posted about fashion, it has come to my attention that our very own Captain Turdseye sports these horrendous jeans:

 

 

 

I am reliably informed they were stonewash in colour and the brand was that well known fashion house ' Tesco '

 

So, the question is: Does wearing these monstrosities make him a bad wool?

 

I'm going to do a poll and I think the options in said poll will cover the opinion of everyone who wishes to vote.

[Captain Turdseye]

Negged for fucking the picture up. It's just a red cross.

 

Scouse cunt.

[Sugar Ape]

Negged for fucking the picture up. It's just a red cross.

 

Scouse cunt.

 

It's clearly not a red cross. Your wool computer probably can't process it.

 

I have added more pictures anyway. Wool.

[Red Banjo]

Its a picture fail from here too.

 

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[Captain Turdseye]

I can't see the top picture, the second pair don't look too bad, I've got a similar pair. I wouldn't wear the bottom ones though.

 

Haters gonna hate.

[Red Banjo]

Those stonewash one's at the bottom are fucking horrific.

 

The pair on the FF are more than acceptable

[Sugar Ape]

Those stonewash one's at the bottom are fucking horrific.

 

The pair on the FF are more than acceptable

 

Apparently the pair he wore were stonewash like the bottom pair. Proper wrong'un he is.

 

Also, they are never acceptable. Unless you are from Runcorn. Or maybe the Wirral.

[Captain Turdseye]

Where's The first picture gone, Ape. You've proper RIS'd that up.

[Sugar Ape]

Where's The first picture gone' date=' Ape. You've proper RIS'd that up.[/quote']

 

Don't try and wiggle your way out of it. The two pictures show how disgraceful you are.

 

You fucking disgust me. Your only course of action is to put a video on YouTube of yourself burning them. Kill them with fire and we might forgive you.

[Captain Turdseye]

I'm not in need of redemption, I remain firm in my beliefs.

[Alan Sex]

Where is the "only in a dungaree" option?

[dickie mint]

Usually worn with a Crosshatch or Bench t-shirt and always worn by wools.

[Bjornebye]

Yep he had a bench hoodie on.

 

Decent enough lad but horrendous fashion sense.

[moof]

Not even I would wear them.

[Bjornebye]

we need more opinions on these fucking things

[Sugar Ape]

I think it's telling that 100% of people who have voted on the Poll think he's a bad wool.

[manwiththestick]

Could only be made worse if they were elasticated at the ankle.

[Carvalho Diablo]

And a cloth cap.

[General Dryness]

Are they available in heterosexual?

[General Dryness]

Its a picture fail from here too.

 

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That link needs to be encased in concrete and dropped into the Marianas Trench.

[Bjornebye]

How the fuck is it 7/9 ????

 

Fuck off! They are the worst pair of strides i've seen in years and I live down fucking south these days!

[Tossed and blown]

The actual ones that Turdseye posted on the other thread are a little better. A little.

This sort of clobber is obviously a young man's game; Turdseye could conceivably pull that off. A positive point is the Enzo logo and absence of straps.

 

What the jury should not lose sight of is that these kecks were chosen for a certain sporting event. Not a camping trip or DIY project. An impressionable child was also present.

[Captain Turdseye]

He's not that impressionable, although he does keep trying to give his pocket money back to put accumulators on the f******l. I'm going to wait until his next birthday before I introduce him to lucky 15's.

[Bjornebye]

He's not that impressionable' date=' although he does keep trying to give his pocket money back to put accumulators on the f******l. I'm going to wait until his next birthday before I introduce him to lucky 15's.[/quote']

 

Bad denim aids

[Captain Turdseye]

Yer ma bought me those jeans as a thank you for popping her arse.