Tony Barrett on Joe Cole...

[redfromtubebar]

'If any Premier League player has produced a worse individual performance than Joe Cole did last night I can't even begin to imagine it.'

 

Can't disagree with that. I thought Cole was an utter disgrace and has been since he joined the club. He might be a nice lad and all but the club need to seriously start looking into offering him a severance package.

[gingerhulk]

He's the worst player I have seen play for us.

 

Great to know that the "fernando Torres of the business world" knew better than a European cup winner.

[Antynwa]

The sad thing about it is that I don't think through it's through a lack of effort, he looks shot to pieces.

[xerxes]

I have tried to defend JC, but even my patience ran out last night.

 

One question I would have is how good the pastoral care is for new players. Too many seem to be failing to deliver.

[Jairzinho]

Make it stop.

[Bobby Hundreds]

He's a benefit fraudster. You're a nice lad Joe but get too fuck..... Leave your bird here.

[Lurtz]

He was utterly dreadful from the moment the starting whistle went. Awful, awful piece of business which has cost this club millions.

 

I don't know how he sleeps at night but I suspect the millions he's conned out of this club and its supporters lighten the load.

[coop]

The amount of money the club has so far paid him in wages and will continue to do so whilst he is under contract is criminal.

[silverlining]

I have tried to defend JC, but even my patience ran out last night.

 

One question I would have is how good the pastoral care is for new players.

 

 

Yeah, yeah, I said that to my brother after watching the game last night:

 

"You know, watching Joe struggle like that, it does make one wonder how good the pastoral care for new signings is, don't you agree younger sibling?"

 

And he immediately smashed his glass and ground the jagged edges deep into my face, then stamped repeatedly on my head, until I slipped into a deep coma from which I hope you - sorry I - never recover.

 

He's got a temper on him!

[redfromtubebar]

There are 20 months of Joe Cole's contract to run.

 

Only 8 million pounds left to pay him.

 

This is fucking ridiculous.

[robslappa]

I have tried to defend JC, but even my patience ran out last night.

 

One question I would have is how good the pastoral care is for new players. Too many seem to be failing to deliver.

 

However poor the pastoral care is, it's nowhere near as poor as the care in the community you're receiving.

[Jairzinho]

Unfortunately if you brought up pastoral care with Cole he'd likely reply that he's fine as he's already got some crayons.

[Sandford]

Yeah, yeah, I said that to my brother after watching the game last night:

 

"You know, watching Joe struggle like that, it does make one wonder how good the pastoral care for new signings is, don't you agree younger sibling?"

 

And he immediately smashed his glass and ground the jagged edges deep into my face, then stamped repeatedly on my head, until I slipped into a deep coma from which I hope you - sorry I - never recover.

 

He's got a temper on him!

 

Brilliant.

 

Start a thread on pastoral care perhaps even have a poll.

[Whelan]

Pastoral fucking care!

 

 

I'm past fucking caring what this useless ornament says - £6m a year for a scope. We should be able to sue that cunt Purslow for this.

[Bobby Hundreds]

There are 20 months of Joe Cole's contract to run.

 

Only 8 million pounds left to pay him.

 

This is fucking ridiculous.

 

We should make him an offer because he brings us down. He's like that score index on windows our rating is set by our lowest score, he is lower than low he's a coroner who sniffed jimmy savilles index finger.

[Newport]

If I ever again hear him saying he's going to fight for his place at this club I'll fucking throw up. He should break his contract without pay and leave the club as soon as possible.

[Duff Man]

How has he conned the club?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

How has he conned the club?

 

He sells his training gear in The Sandon once a month and blames the kit man.

[Lario]

I'm sure I saw Swansea's first goalscorer last night (Chico?) asking him for his jersey at halftime.

[Bjornebye]

johnsons rattling his bird.

 

apparently.

 

'fuck's off quick....'

[Trumo]

You mean the bird who gave birth to their second child just a few days ago?

[Bjornebye]

You mean the bird who gave birth to their second child just a few days ago?

 

ha did she? load of bollocks then. unless it came out with a swag bag of bog-seats....

[Tommy Lawrence]

Is Cole insured?

[Russ Atmosphere]

Is Cole insured?

 

Presumably not with Swift if he is?

[Coro]

pastoral care

 

What the fuck am I reading.