*Shakes head* Everton again.

[manwiththestick]

55 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Have they cancelled The Rolling Stones yet? 

 

 

They're definitely not getting any satisfaction at the moment.

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, Ron B said:

Stoke were Premier League staples for years. Hull is hardly an unknown destination either. 
In fact, of the 24 Championship clubs, only Luton, Millwall, Preston and Bristol City have never played in the Prem. 
Everton shouldn’t worry about going to unknown destinations, they should worry about all the sides who spent many years in the top flight but now look miles away from it. Luton were founder members of the Premier League but were relegated with a whimper before it began in earnest and have never previously looked close to coming back. 

Apart from Rotherham they were the ones he always said were shit. He was at that Millwall game in the cup a few years ago but wasn't involved in all the scrapping. Said it was an awful away trip. 

[Ron B]

1 hour ago, m0e said:

I thought it was because he was a Kopite gobshite?!

Ha, well I can’t speak for the lad who is touting Dyche but I hear a lot of them retrospectively claiming that they would have given Rafa a fair crack of the whip but he wasn’t good enough. I assume that the ‘We know where you live’ bedsheets were created by a psychic who already knew that the results would be bad. 

[Creator Supreme]

If they go down I'll just have to not speak to my nephew for a little while after, let him get used to it first. He's an ace kid as well, but his arl fella is a blue and so is his elder half brother (who's arl fella is also a blue, don't know what's with my sister in law!), so he was doomed to be a blue from birth.

 

In fairness his dad and his elder half brother are sound lads too.

[Chip Butty]

[Mudface]

5 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Calvert-Lewin vs Fashion.

[El Dangerous]

4 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Calvert-Lewin vs Fashion.

No matter who wins, we all lose.

[TheHowieLama]

What is that- a traffic court?

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Handbag snatching?

[Chocoholic]

Is he really a libra? I could've sworn he was a virgo type.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

1 hour ago, Chip Butty said:

That’s probably the best line up Everton have put out all season.

[Bjornebye]

Spong. Some surname that. 

[Harry Squatter]

[sir roger]

Rumours of charge of solicitation of sexual services

[Captain Turdseye]

That might explain why DCL was feeling a little bit under the weather yesterday. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, sir roger said:

Rumours of charge of solicitation of sexual services

Driving offence isn't it? 

[Chip Butty]

I’ve heard affray, but his solicitor is claiming handbags. 

[Chocoholic]

 

Oh man, if delusion were points, they'd be top of the table. Somebody needs a new calculator, or at least new batteries.

[Vincent Vega]

10 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Rumours of charge of solicitation of sexual services

Just been sent this by a mate. 
 

[lifetime fan]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Driving offence isn't it? 

Only 3 points Everton are gonna see. 

[Cultured Left Peg]

18 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Driving offence isn't it? 

Kerbcrawling?

[aws]

Diving under the influence? 

[Bjornebye]

Last day of the season, we win number 20 and they get relegated? Town that night would be like the Alamo 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Leyton388]

DCL picking up the wrong brass.