Cultured Left Peg

I think he had his sleeve cut off. It can be so debilitating.

Looking forward to hearing The Kop belt out "You'll Never Work From Home"

I've often wondered about the differing standards given to the attacking and defending sides in the box. Would the only way to balance the decisions be to outlaw any physical contact in the box? A mad concept, but after watching Salah get endlessly battered about in the box without any action you lose hope.

He's no Sam Kram.

I think so too. I'm sure the management are aware of how much Thiago's recent purple patch has raised our game lately. Another similar MF is the only thing that can raise our game. Every other area/position is as good as it gets.

Kerbcrawling?

The positive responses to that video, and others with him in it make me fear that the standards of punditry may plummet even further, should TV producers think that this dumbed-down banter is what the man in the streets is after. Grim.

Kat Moss?

The original Ronald O ranked at 75.

I'm sure he means our Pep, but I reckon Baldie would jump at the chance to manage us should Jurgen leave.

I agree with this. Might it be that he moves inside to do Firmino's role, and Diaz or Jota covers the left?

There's some despondent stuff on the post-math threads on Redcafe. Delicious pre-bedtime reading.

It was also a lovely sly dig at Pep Guardiola and all his shitty club stands for. Utterly magic.

So proud of him for having a pop, and mentioning 'human rights'. What a fucking bloke.