Instant cunt identifiers

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Just now, Rushies tash said:

Was pissing myself at the walks on some of them. Cunts.

The glasses that two of the blokes are wearing look ridiculous. They've made a right spectacle out of themselves. 

[Tony Moanero]

7 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

By the looks of things, anybody who is featuring on this year's The Apprentice. 

 

It's been on for 2 minutes and they look like a right bunch of twats. Although Harpreet looks a bit foxy. 

Bollocks to Alan Sugar. Live and Let Die is on ITV4.

 

[Rushies tash]

4 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Bollocks to Alan Sugar. Live and Let Die is on ITV4.

 

Names are for tombstones baby.

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

Tweed jacket, polo neck, smart strides, desert boots.

 

Sex.

Sex? With whom? Good jacket. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Men who wear polo neck jumpers.

This is correct.  Steve McQueen gets away with it because he's Steve McQueen.  If you're already ridiculously cool, you can get away with literally anything.

 

For example...

[Skidfingers McGonical]

12 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Nah, roll-neck jumpers are boss for winter.

 

Only by fellas who can pull that look off. 
 

Like cool people. 
 

Not cunts like this in this fucking contraption.

 

[Section_31]

I once wore a roll-neck jumper under a Belstaff-style leather motorcycle jacket while shopping at Belle Vale Morrisons. You could tell the Mrs was a tad embarrassed but what did she know. What did any of them know? 

[Mook]

13 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Men who wear polo neck jumpers.

What do you mean by a polo neck?

 

Turtle neck, roll neck or polo neck?

 

I'm thinking about buying a roll neck jumper online today but I'm scared I might look a tit in it. I have a rake of turtle necks & long sleeve polo shirts though. I've got a neck like a fucking giraffe so like a tight neck on my jumpers to keep it covered up.

[Mook]

I watch The Sweeney a fair bit on ITV4, it's a fucking roll neck festival that programme.

 

[Vincent Vega]

No bloke can wear anything like this without looking completely effeminate. 
 

[TD_LFC]

The explosion of what can only be described as Coffee Cunts that have sprung up on various platforms.

 

The likes of James Hoffmann and Caitlin Campbell turning making a cup of coffee into a 30 minute ordeal that need 20 pieces of equipment.

 

They've infested the algorithm because i once had the audacity to search for a review of a coffee maker.

 

[Mook]

2 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

No bloke can wear anything like this without looking completely effeminate. 
 

Firstly, they're roll necks, not polo necks and secondly...

 

[Vincent Vega]

The inspiration for my original post criticising polo neck/roll neck/turtle neck jumpers. 

[Mook]

6 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

The inspiration for my original post criticising polo neck/roll neck/turtle neck jumpers. 

A Stone Island one as well, what a twat he is.

[sir roger]

14 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

By the looks of things, anybody who is featuring on this year's The Apprentice. 

 

It's been on for 2 minutes and they look like a right bunch of twats. Although Harpreet looks a bit foxy. 

Says a lot for Sugar and Brady that they are by a mile the biggest cunts on it.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

I once wore a roll-neck jumper under a Belstaff-style leather motorcycle jacket while shopping at Belle Vale Morrisons. You could tell the Mrs was a tad embarrassed but what did she know. What did any of them know? 

I took my nephew trick-or-treating one year. He told me I had to dress up for it. I think he assumed I was going to get a wolf man mask or something. Instead I went with a black roll-neck under a tan '70s leather jacket, medallion and paw patrol police badge. Hummed the theme to Shaft all night.

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

Only by fellas who can pull that look off. 
 

Like cool people. 
 

Not cunts like this in this fucking contraption.

 

A twat will look a twat in anything.

[littletedwest]

6 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

A twat will look a twat in anything.

Yeah its like a scally. You can dress them in top hat and tails and they'll still look the same

[Section_31]

The best Batman too. Change my mind. 

 

[lifetime fan]

Pregnant women who carry on smoking. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

The best Batman too. Change my mind. 

 

He probably is. 

[stringvest]

2 hours ago, littletedwest said:

Yeah its like a scally. You can dress them in top hat and tails and they'll still look the same

ditto smack rats

[Liverpool lad]

On 22/12/2021 at 13:52, Furmedge said:

People who look at their phones during an interview when you're answering questions to hopefully change your life forever.

 

Yes, this happened to me this morning.

 

I'm not hopeful.

I enjoy an interview were the panel have decided your interview is the perfect opportunity to try to get to grips with a giant tablet akin to something a sports broadcaster uses at the intervals

 

'Don't mind me, you just fuck about with it like a chimp and I will repeat myself'

[Liverpool lad]

Over the top reactions that people do to make whatever you or the group are talking about all about that person 

 

I'll set the scene, you are talking amongst yourselves and the topic has a somewhat surprising twist to it. Some people might show some surprise or disbelief. This is natural 

 

The prize cunts use this to make theoretical gestures to convey their surprise and make it all about them

 

Get in the bin

 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Liverpool lad said:

Over the top reactions that people do to make whatever you or the group are talking about all about that person 

 

I'll set the scene, you are talking amongst yourselves and the topic has a somewhat surprising twist to it. Some people might show some surprise or disbelief. This is natural 

 

The prize cunts use this to make theoretical gestures to convey their surprise and make it all about them

 

Get in the bin