The world of a woman.

[Sugar Ape]

Just looking back through some old photos and found this classic one of some cheese on toast she made me. Of course, she then got a cob on and said I was selfish for complaining about it. How I haven’t divorced her I don’t know. 
 

 

[Sugar Ape]

To this day I honestly cannot understand how she could put so little cheese on it and think it looked ok. 

[Lee909]

12 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Just looking back through some old photos and found this classic one of some cheese on toast she made me. Of course, she then got a cob on and said I was selfish for complaining about it. How I haven’t divorced her I don’t know. 
 

 

You sure you were not playing games with rugby union types 

[Sugar Ape]

6 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

You sure you were not playing games with rugby union types 

You know your own tricks best.

[General Dryness]

4 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Never had those ones but Arnott’s biscuits are usually sound. Tim Tam, Monte Carlo and Mint Slice (like Viscount) are boss.

They also have a "shite" range, which come in those white wrappers.

[Rico1304]

4 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Got this dive map on the wall showing all the best sites. It’s not conventional but clearly a map of the world. 

 

I said to her that when this is all over we should throw a dart at it and go wherever it lands. 

 

“What part of the world is that?”

 

”It’s the whole world”

 

*baffled look*

 

”Really? The whole world?”

 

*sigh*

 

”Really”

 

 

If she throws the dart you might end up with 2 weeks behind the sofa.  
 

im here all week, don’t have the beef. 

[suzy]

6 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Got this dive map on the wall showing all the best sites. It’s not conventional but clearly a map of the world. 

 

I said to her that when this is all over we should throw a dart at it and go wherever it lands. 

 

“What part of the world is that?”

 

”It’s the whole world”

 

*baffled look*

 

”Really? The whole world?”

 

*sigh*

 

”Really”

 

 

Unbelievable!! 

[Remmie]

10 hours ago, TheBitch said:

Got this dive map on the wall showing all the best sites. It’s not conventional but clearly a map of the world. 

 

I said to her that when this is all over we should throw a dart at it and go wherever it lands. 

 

“What part of the world is that?”

 

”It’s the whole world”

 

*baffled look*

 

”Really? The whole world?”

 

*sigh*

 

”Really”

 

 

I did the dart thing and got Papua New Guinea but still haven't been. A combination of expense and impracticality with the wife and kids means I'll probably never do it. Gutted because it's exactly the sort of wilderness that we know fuck all about and would be amazing.

 

Go for me...

[TheBitch]

18 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I did the dart thing and got Papua New Guinea but still haven't been. A combination of expense and impracticality with the wife and kids means I'll probably never do it. Gutted because it's exactly the sort of wilderness that we know fuck all about and would be amazing.

 

Go for me...

I was supposed to go there on the trip I should be on now.

 

*cries*

[sir roger]

9 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

Just looking back through some old photos and found this classic one of some cheese on toast she made me. Of course, she then got a cob on and said I was selfish for complaining about it. How I haven’t divorced her I don’t know. 
 

 

Looks like it has been left on a table at the back of a bukkake party.

[mattyq]

13 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

Just looking back through some old photos and found this classic one of some cheese on toast she made me. Of course, she then got a cob on and said I was selfish for complaining about it. How I haven’t divorced her I don’t know. 
 

 

She obviously hates you

[Bjornebye]

40 minutes ago, mattyq said:

She obviously hates you

Yeah but not that much surely. 

[Anubis]

14 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

Just looking back through some old photos and found this classic one of some cheese on toast she made me. Of course, she then got a cob on and said I was selfish for complaining about it. How I haven’t divorced her I don’t know. 
 

 

Looks more like you got overexcited at seeing a piece of toast....

[Sugar Ape]

1 hour ago, mattyq said:

She obviously hates you

Fair enough but I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. Actually, I would to be fair. @JohnnyH I hope you get some shit cheese on toast. 
 

33 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Looks more like you got overexcited at seeing a piece of toast....

Well it was a sexy piece of toast. 

[JohnnyH]

15 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Fair enough but I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. Actually, I would to be fair. @JohnnyH I hope you get some shit cheese on toast. 
 

Well it was a sexy piece of toast. 

I’ve never had an enemy before. I don’t know how to react. 

[Stouffer]

I've just explained to Daisy the the difference to between Nosferatu and Nostradamus.

 

She said, "please don't put this on the forum".

[Sugar Ape]

8 minutes ago, JohnnyH said:

I’ve never had an enemy before. I don’t know how to react. 

I think you find someone smaller and stupider than you are to pick on so you feel better. I’d suggest @Bjornebye

[Bjornebye]

49 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

I think you find someone smaller and stupider than you are to pick on so you feel better. I’d suggest @Bjornebye

Yeah pick me 

[Bjornebye]

53 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

I've just explained to Daisy the the difference to between Nosferatu and Nostradamus.

 

She said, "please don't put this on the forum".

Easy , one predicted the future and one looks like @Sugar Ape

[JohnnyH]

1 hour ago, Sugar Ape said:

I think you find someone smaller and stupider than you are to pick on so you feel better. I’d suggest @Bjornebye

How do you know I’m smaller than you?

[Sugar Ape]

1 minute ago, JohnnyH said:

How do you know I’m smaller than you?

I was talking to your wife and she confirmed it. 
 

Oh, you mean in height? Yeah I’m not sure on that one.

[JohnnyH]

2 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

I was talking to your wife and she confirmed it. 
 

Oh, you mean in height? Yeah I’m not sure on that one.

Ha. My wife hasn’t seen my cock in years. Now I know you’re lying. 

[Harry Squatter]

Two women in two groups on Faceaids who have about 500 plus members have decided to put all their personal details on there.

 

One organising a grand national sweep for a "Liverpool virtual pub" has asked people to send a fiver entry to her bank account but decides to put her bank account number and sort code on there so loads of strangers can memorize it, screenshot it and send it to Nigerian princes.

 

Also another women on my Mrs friends list decides to put her self isolation letter on Facebook along with her last pay slip because she needs to know how to go about applying for the government furlough fund.

 

So her address, NHS number, national insurance number, how much she earns and her payroll number are all over Facebook.

[sir roger]

To be fair to the first woman there isn't a lot you can do with an account number and sort code , or they would stop producing cheques. The other one is a bit ridiculous.

[Davelfc]

If you are starting to understand your wife, don't worry it's just Stockholm syndrome.