Wanking at work

[Sugar Ape]

I am the boss. I get some girl to do it for me under the desk while I look at spreadsheets.

 

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[Alan Sex]

I am the boss. I get some girl to do it for me under the desk while I look at spreadcheeks.

Fixed.

[Curly]

Charlie Runkle would own this thread.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Is anyone actually arsed about Damien Green having loads of Goldie Hawn on his computer?

 

As far as I can see, the the more time the Tories spend in their offices belting/rubbing one out, the less time they're devoting to ruining the country.

[Plev]

Is anyone actually arsed about Damien Green having loads of Goldie Hawn on his computer?

 

As far as I can see, the the more time the Tories spend in their offices belting/rubbing one out, the less time they're devoting to ruining the country.

I’m personally not too bothered as long as it wasn’t illegal porn, but then most of the working population would be down the job centre for something similar, so on that basis he should be sacked.

[Rico1304]

I’m personally not too bothered as long as it wasn’t illegal porn, but then most of the working population would be down the job centre for something similar, so on that basis he should be sacked.

Totally agree, if it’s his work laptop then he should be out.

[Pureblood]

Is anyone actually arsed about Damien Green having loads of Goldie Hawn on his computer?

 

As far as I can see, the the more time the Tories spend in their offices belting/rubbing one out, the less time they're devoting to ruining the country.

 

I think it's fair to expect higher standards from MPs.

 

So if they have a policy of extreme austerity and say stuff like "we're all in it together" they should spend their time trying to fix a stuttering economy instead of wanking at the tax payers' expense. 

 

But on the list of shitty things the Tories have done then yes it is way down.

[Bjornebye]

Did he have porn downloaded onto his work laptop or had he just visited porn sites?

 

Asking for a friend. 

[Denny Crane]

Davies standing firm for his colleague. He's not letting him wank alone. 

 

[lifetime fan]

I’d sack him for lying about it.

[Champ]

On what basis is this retired police officer speaking?

[Red74]

So glad I read this before creating a ‘does anyone want a new job’ thread

[Lee909]

I’d sack him for lying about it.

I think that's the shout myself

 

Finding the stuff on a work computer is a sackable offense but start lying about it as a MP should get you the boot

[lifetime fan]

I know it doesn’t go with party politics/alligiancies but I didn’t have a real issue with Chris Huhne trying to dodge a speeding ticket, it was the lying about it that did for him.

[Champ]

I think that's the shout myself

 

Finding the stuff on a work computer is a sackable offense but start lying about it as a MP should get you the boot

Is it not commonplace for workplaces to have firewalls to prevent people from accessing such stuff at work in the first place?

[Anubis]

Is it not commonplace for workplaces to have firewalls to prevent people from accessing such stuff at work in the first place?

Our nuclear submarines run on Windows XP and we stopped paying Microsoft for special security updates 3 years ago. Draw your own conclusions.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Is it not commonplace for workplaces to have firewalls to prevent people from accessing such stuff at work in the first place?

I'd expect so. Just for the sake of research, I'm going to google "Ladyboy Bukkake Frenzy III" on Monday.

 

I'll let you know whether anything happens.

[Ginny]

I always crack one off at work. There’s something about getting paid to have a wank that I find very satisfying

[lifetime fan]

I sleep in work 6 times a month.

 

You bet I wank in Work.

[Tj hooker]

I sleep in work 6 times a month.

 

You bet I wank in Work.

I'd have more surprised if you said you didn't Col

[Elite]

I work in peoples houses so it would be a bit rude.

[Rico1304]

Remember when Watchdog were doing a sting on dodgy washing machine repair men? They set up hidden cameras and one bloke knocked one out whilst the ‘housewife’ was in the room next door. Proper danger wanking.

[Fowlers God]

A good old shank

[VladimirIlyich]

Remember when Watchdog were doing a sting on dodgy washing machine repair men? They set up hidden cameras and one bloke knocked one out whilst the ‘housewife’ was in the room next door. Proper danger wanking.

My washing machine smells of spunk.

[Elite]

My washing machine smells of spunk.

Stop wanking in to it then.