After having a piss..

[Remmie]

So why do it after you've had a piss? Why not do it every time you sneeze, or every time you see a red mondeo, or every time someone uses the word sophisticated.

Because he's not a dirty piss hands like you; Piss hands

[Spy Bee]

You must have missed the bit where I said I don't piss on my hands. Pisshands is actually my nemesis!

 

Got to fly, I have football matches to play, and unwashed hands to have pre match pisses with.

[Remmie]

Piss handed cunt!

[SoMuch4Gravity]

So why do it after you've had a piss? Why not do it every time you sneeze, or every time you see a red mondeo, or every time someone uses the word sophisticated.

 

i'm actually really OCD about having clean hands so i wash them anytime i've handled something dirty or even if they just feel unclean. thing is, if you're taking a piss in a bathroom there's a sink there, so why not wash your hands?

 

i find it repulsive when i'm in a public restroom and people don't wash their hands and then they shake hands, high five, hug or do anything else with there sweaty dick hands. or even worse after shitting! washing your hands is like washing your ass or voting; you're just supposed to do it.

[SoMuch4Gravity]

 

Plus, you then open the door using the same handle that the piss-handed Huyton lot used 2 minutes earlier.

 

that's why you wash your hands with soap and really hot water, dry them with a paper towel (not, the recycled piss/shit particle transmitter/blower) and open the door with your used paper towel. i really am OCD about having clean hands. ewwww my keyboard is all sticky, gotta wash 'em.

[Victor Ganges]

.....thing is, if you're taking a piss in a bathroom there's a sink there, so why not wash your hands?

Why not just piss in the sink?

[SoMuch4Gravity]

depends, if the towels are near by, the same way i'd open the door. if not, i use the forearm.

[Karl_b]

How do you turn the tap OFF when you've washed them?

 

Tounge.

 

I hate people that don't wash their hands, particularly the builders that have been using the office above ours as a site office.

[Victor Ganges]

depends, if the towels are near by, the same way i'd open the door. if not, i use the forearm.

 

[Spy Bee]

So are we saying you have to wash your hands after a wank too?

[Alan Sex]

When in a urinal, I prefer to piss on the hands of the guy next to me - so he has to wash his hands twice.

[SoMuch4Gravity]

So are we saying you have to wash your hands after a wank too?

 

of course not, i wash my hands before i wank and then jizz on your pillow so there's really no mess for me :D

[Alan Sex]

So are we saying you have to wash your hands after a wank too?

 

Yes, unless you want to spend the rest of the day with my jizz all over your hands.

[dudek#1]

So are we saying you have to wash your hands after a wank too?

 

Shouldn't have to... although depends where you aim your load surely. However on the subject of masturbation, if you've fingered a girl always wash after. They fucking stink.

 

Dick/your own jizz and piss = clean. Shit's a different matter. Always wash after touching a bog chain I always say.

 

Next question... is it accepted that you brush teeth after licking a bird's fanny?

[Alan Sex]

 

Next question... is it accepted that you brush teeth after licking a bird's fanny?

 

I always figure that picking the thatch out of my teeth covers the flossing part.

[Stouffer]

Next question... is it accepted that you brush teeth after licking a bird's fanny?

 

Yes, but use her brush.

[Spy Bee]

 

Next question... is it accepted that you brush teeth after licking a bird's fanny?

It depends if the bathroom is upstairs or downstairs.

[SoMuch4Gravity]

Shouldn't have to... although depends where you aim your load surely. However on the subject of masturbation, if you've fingered a girl always wash after. They fucking stink.

 

 

people still finger bang? like...that's all you do is finger bang, or you're fingering a bird while going down on her?

 

anyway, that smell is the smell of sex and sweet sweet butterscotch. if it's stank, you've got yerself a skank.

[Alan Sex]

Does it make a difference if you filled her fanny with man sauce first?

 

What if someone else did?

[dudek#1]

people still finger bang? like...that's all you do is finger bang, or you're fingering a bird while going down on her?

 

anyway, that smell is the smell of sex and sweet sweet butterscotch. if it's stank, you've got yerself a skank.

 

Even roses go mouldy.

[Alan Sex]

Even roses go mouldy.

 

so do cunts

[SoMuch4Gravity]

so do cunts

 

sure sometimes, but not routinely. unless you have a thing about finger bangin' when aunt flow's in town.

[Spy Bee]

If you come while she's on top, how quickly are you allowed to roll over so that the deposit you just left doesn't erm, bounce.

[Alan Sex]

If you come while she's on top, how quickly are you allowed to roll over so that the deposit you just left doesn't erm, bounce.

 

A good right hook should sort out that issue.

[Stouffer]

Also "Executive Coach Travel".

 

In what way is it executive?