Coronavirus

[Mudface]

Just now, Mudface said:

Er, that's a goose apparently. Don't get it.

Ah, Grey Goose vodka?

[Jairzinho]

Best wishes to you, Tony.

[s(k)aturation]

 

@Carvalho Diablo, @Tony Moanero - I'm very sorry for you both.

 

 

[Elite]

Best wishes to your family Tony.

[johnsusername]

2 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

The secondary school plan. Released on the eve of the end of term. Schools told to staff and sort it out themselves. What a shambles. 

 

February headlines: schools fail and rates spike

The government threatening schools (who want to keep kids and staff safe) with legal action is a particular low in a year of lows. 

[Barrington Womble]

11 hours ago, MegadriveMan said:

Reports that Boris Johnson has called an emergency meeting to talk about the new strain, and to discuss more restrictions.

The problem with all this is a I can't bring myself to believe anything these cunts tell us. Since the summer Johnson has set his stall out to be the hero of the day and give us Christmas. And now they're shitting themselves because the rest of Europe is not being so relaxed and he litterally doesn't know what to do. In fact he knows it's the wrong thing to do, but he's promised Christmas. So his big worry is what they've been scared of all along and it's having those pictures of being turned away at hospitals, doctors having to choose who does and doesn't get the ventilators. So Johnson is caught between being father Christmas on one hand which he is desperate to be or one of the 4 men of the apocalypse on the other. Not that he cares who dies, he just cares it doesn't make bad TV for him. 

 

So i can't help but think they're just stretching the truth here to scare the shit out of people into staying at home before sticking us all in a national lockdown for new year. Don't go out, be sensible, it's worse out there, but of course we'll let you see your family at Christmas, we're not scrooge. And if it goes wrong, it's on you the public and not the government because we told you to be sensible and we told you there was a more infectious strain. 

 

I don't trust anything these cunts do anymore to a point that I no longer believe in the controls, their public health measures, what they claim "the science" is staying. I'm at a point now where I just think it can all fuck off. I know how to behave sensibly and I'll just make my own rules from here on in, fuck Johnson and his dickhead corrupt government. 

[Sugar Ape]

All the best to your Dad,Tony. I’m sure if a deviant like @Carvalho Diablo can beat this then your Dad will kick its tits in. 
 

 

Full fact have looked at some of the claims from the like of Hitchens, Hartley-Brewer and Twitter loons like Yeadon. It’s as you expect. 
 

https://fullfact.org/health/can-we-believe-lockdown-sceptics/

[Jairzinho]

1 minute ago, Sugar Ape said:

All the best to your Dad,Tony. I’m sure if a deviant like @Carvalho Diablo can beat this then your Dad will kick its tits in. 
 

 

Full fact have looked at some of the claims from the like of Hitchens, Hartley-Brewer and Twitter loons like Yeadon. It’s as you expect. 
 

https://fullfact.org/health/can-we-believe-lockdown-sceptics/

Saw a clip of Hitchens a few weeks ago and the people he quoted were basically a who's who of cranks.

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

Same, best wishes to you and your family Tony.

 

@Carvalho Diablo any idea what was in the IV bags you mentioned? It sounds too expensive to be dexamethasone.

Sorry mate, the nurses told me several times but I've forgotten.

[Sugar Ape]

21 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Saw a clip of Hitchens a few weeks ago and the people he quoted were basically a who's who of cranks.

If nothing else gives you cause for concern then the sheer amount of cunts who are the prominent ‘lockdown sceptics’ should. 
 

Has there ever been a time when The Telegraph, The Mail, Toby Young, Hitchens, Harley-Brewer, Oakeshott, Farage, Tice and all the Brexit nutters from the Tory back benches have been in the right about anything? 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Deniers obviously have no need for a vaccine.

 

Back of the queue cunts.

[littletedwest]

13 hours ago, Section_31 said:

You lads who've had the vid, any thoughts on where you probably caught it? 

Working in retail I'm guessing a customer. We do have perspex screens up and I'm wearing a mask all day as well 

 

What's more surprising is I've felt off since Sunday. Thought it was simply a normal winter thing so slept in same bed as my mrs sunday then spent half hour in the car as well the next day. Waiting for her test results but she doesn't seem to have caught it from me Touch wood 

[tokyojoe]

Hope everything goes well for you and your family Tony. Also everyone else who's caught up in all this shite.

[Anubis]

Ha, ha. Just saw that Strongbow advert with the brothers singing “we’ll always be together.” They’ve added a rider on the bottom saying it was filmed before the pandemic and urging people to socialise responsibly.

[Mudface]

57 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Sorry mate, the nurses told me several times but I've forgotten.

No bother, you had more important things going on. Like that hot nurse's arse.

[Rico1304]

This is very good if, like me, you enjoy very simple explanations. 
 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

Briefing at four, doesn’t sound good to be so hastily arranged.

[Duff Man]

 

Oh good.

[Rico1304]

Anyone want a turkey that can feed 8? 

[Bruce Spanner]

35 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Anyone want a turkey that can feed 8? 

The rumours that are doing the rounds is that travel in and out of London and south east to be restricted to essential only, so you should be fine.

 

Here you go...

 

 

[Rico1304]

9 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

The rumours that are doing the rounds is that travel in and out of London and south east to be restricted to essential only, so you should be fine.

 

Here you go...

 

 

That’s where 4 of the 8 live!  

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Rico1304 said:

That’s where 4 of the 8 live!  

Fucksake!

[Rico1304]

8 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Fucksake!

I can send everyone a butty. 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Rico1304 said:

I can send everyone a butty. 

Might be a blessing in disguise.

 

I’d keep hold of it and laugh at the food shortages that are predicted for the 1st onwards.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Any good news @Tony Moanero
?