The Snip

[Bjornebye]

I'm going in for it soon. However the missus has recently said she thinks she's dried up and is no longer ovaluating. Just my luck to get it done when there was no need.

 

A few days off work taking it easy for sure. Nutters who go straight back.

 

 

Get the gym you fat fuck 

[Bjornebye]

I know a girl who got pregnant after her fella had it ( and yes it was his) if you need any reassurance

 

A/S/L ? 

[Champ]

Lil' Captain.

 

I prefer Turdsette, it's more affectionate.

Well that was a quick turnaround

[Geoff Woade]

I had mine done in June and it was a complete horror show. It killed while it was going on and then gradually got worse over the next few days. Lowest point was an extreme burning itch due to an allergic reaction to the antiseptic they splash all over your balls. The itch was murderous and I couldn’t even scratch because it was still all swollen and sore down there. Avoid.

[Trumo]

[Fowlers God]

I’m seriously thinking about going without.

[The Golden Eel]

Cut your cock off instead - honestly, best thing I ever done, didn't hurt a bit, lost half a stone because of it too

[Captain Turdseye]

I’m seriously thinking about going without.

Funnily enough, I was reading this the other day.

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/topic/95338-frigid-bitch/page-5

 

Make your fucking mind up.

[Jenson]

Had mine done under general anaesthetic, no way was I going to be awake while they did it.

[Champ]

I had mine done in June and it was a complete horror show. It killed while it was going on and then gradually got worse over the next few days. Lowest point was an extreme burning itch due to an allergic reaction to the antiseptic they splash all over your balls. The itch was murderous and I couldn’t even scratch because it was still all swollen and sore down there. Avoid.

And how are you now, Geoff?

[Elite]

And how are you now, Geoff?

She wants a cock pick.

 

We've had words about this before...

[Creator Supreme]

I know a girl who got pregnant after her fella had it ( and yes it was his) if you need any reassurance

There's a small chance of failure, plus if you have coitus without prophylaxis before a negative sperm sample there is still a chance of pregnancy!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Lil' Captain.

 

 

He can't call his daughter that - it's what he calls his cock.

[General Dryness]

They are gonna cut your nads open and tie your dick veins together in a knot. Id rather stick to anal. 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

[RedKnight]

Fucking hell, has anyone on here not had it? It's more widespread than the depression thread.

[Alan Sex]

I had to. Pretty sure I could get your old mum pregnant just by smiling at her.

[GR10 LFC]

I have a 3 year gap between each of my 3 kids (which has been a pain in the arse in past few years with an 18th and a 21st within weeks of each other!!). So when the youngest was born went straight to the docs to get sorted. Was 28 at the time, said he wouldn't normally refer someone that young but he did.

Went in one Sunday afternoon to Fazakerly hospital, was home two hours later. Slight issue with needing extra anaesthetic but overall, wasn't as bad an experience as I had been expecting.

Took the Monday off as a precaution but was back in work on the Tuesday and have now been happily firing blanks for 19 years!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Fucking hell, has anyone on here not had it? It's more widespread than the depression thread.

That's just crying out for a Venn diagram.

[VladimirIlyich]

Thought this was a thread about a new tv series.

[SlugTrail]

They are gonna cut your nads open and tie your dick veins together in a knot. Id rather stick to anal.

 

isn't that know as pegging.

[SlugTrail]

I had it done 5 years ago. Got a blood clot and an infection, was off work for 6 weeks on tramadol. Was fucking painful having a bollock the size of a mango. A few years on and no problems get more sex than I ever have(even with the wife's headaches).

[Sweeney287]

Had it done about 5 years ago now.

 

If all went well, nice looking female do and the procedure was over in twenty minutes or so.

 

I did get a few pains in the testicles about four months after but that stopped after a couple of weeks and no problems since.

 

Before you can have sex again without protection, I was told that I had to jerk off 35 times then get my sperm count tested before getting the green light.

 

No more kids. Phew.

[Jairzinho]

Cut your cock off instead - honestly, best thing I ever done, didn't hurt a bit, lost half a stone because of it too

Hope you eventually passed the other half of it.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Thought this was a thread about a new tv series.

7/10 Load of bollocks.