January 2018 Transfer Thread

[Bobby Hundreds]

On VVD and Keita.

 

Where's the Tv money... where's the Mamadou Sakho money... John

[El Rojo]

With another window closed and no midfield enforcer, we could do worse than slip some Flakka into Henderson’s pre-match drink.

 

I can only imagine the manic pointing and chasing of those dog images that run up and down the electronic advertising hoardings.

[The Acolyte]

Markovic -- unflushable.

Was some the Saurez cash used to buy him?

Cheers Rogers

[Gym Beglin]

If we don't get anyone in I'm blaming Funnneee not Klopp. 4 days to save our season Funnneee, best get Jason Puncheon and his belt buckle on the blower.

Oh it’ll all be so funny a week from now.

[Anubis]

On VVD and Keita.

 

Where's the Tv money... where's the Mamadou Sakho money... John

 

We want that donut money.

 

 

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[INTORRESTING]

What the fuck is wrong with lallana, he needs replacing too.

[The Acolyte]

We should just look into how much it would cost to buy Leverkusen as a club. Or, failing that, make them the new Southampton and just buy a player or two from them every season.

 

Must be about half their team that I'd love to see here. Bailey, Brandt, Havertz, Henrichs, Tah - all under 22 and already good now; most of them going to be very good in the future. Wouldn't turn down Leno or Volland, maybe a couple of others as squad players either.

Tah and either Bailey or Brandt. Who has better close control out of the two? You wont get much space in the PL compared to the Bundesliga. Agree a fee for Werner and Allison before the World Cup and we're sorted. Just need the driftwood to play blinders for their respective countries in the WC and we can up their price and flog'em.

[eeyore]

Allison looks shit to me

[Barrington Womble]

So here we are, a few days to go and the likes of myself were being called mental conspiracy theorist suggesting the idea that vvd coming in meant Coutinho was gone and the other half off the money had gone on Keita. Despite every window under fsg suggesting that to be the case and we don't spend big unless we get big money in, don't you worry we were all told, if we sell Coutinho we'll have someone lined up, we couldn't possibly not have. There's money there. Blah fucking blah.

 

1 month of PR bull shit of waiting for the right man, of which we were told in August lemar was one, he was available then and now. Klopp doesn't take 2nd choices, despite his best 2 buys being 2nd choices. We won't get the deal done, because our owners are not arsed about winning, just getting the club worth more and more, ready for when the TV money hits the top of the curve and then they'll sell. FSG are taking the piss out of us all.

[Chip Butty]

Keeping our powder dry is a fine strategic plan by Klopper and the FSG unit. You just know this summer is going to be epic. CL spot secured, an FA cup in the bag. Sort of can't wait till the summer and want the season to finish! 

[Russ Atmosphere]

What the fuck is wrong with lallana

I heard he's taken a Cruyff turn for the worse.

[Jairzinho]

Keeping our powder dry is a fine strategic plan by Klopper and the FSG unit. You just know this summer is going to be epic. CL spot secured, an FA cup in the bag. Sort of can't wait till the summer and want the season to finish!

What do you reckon we'll spend this summer? 400m or 500m?

[Elite]

What do you reckon we'll spend this summer? 400m or 500m?

I'd say £500m IF the right players are available but if not we'll have £600m in Summer 19.

[aRdja]

What do you reckon we'll spend this summer? 400m or 500m?

£40m net spend.

[Jairzinho]

Agreed. Although 2019 is only three years away from the next World Cup so it could be difficult doing business then.

[Elite]

Agreed. Although 2019 is only three years away from the next World Cup so it could be difficult doing business then.

Don't worry mate, Jurgen will be happy with his 5 a side squad and we can easily cope until 2025. Lallana will make a big difference if he's fit by then.

[Jairzinho]

£40m net spend.

Out -

 

Salah £120m

VVD £105m

Firmino £85m

 

In -

 

Southampton £250m

Yachtesma £100m

[Anubis]

I'm a bit less demanding than you lot. If the Coutinho money has gone on VVD and Keita, then out of the £200m we had before that we've spent £35m on Mo, £35m on the Ox and £6m on Robbo.

 

That leaves us with £114m from the last window. I wouldn't expect any more than £100m, so I reckon £214m.

 

Keep the 1000 boxes of Freddos from Costco in reserve.

[s(k)aturation]

I'm also sick of this season.

 

Wish we could pull the pin, and start planning for next.

 

I love planning.

[Jairzinho]

Don't worry mate, Jurgen will be happy with his 5 a side squad and we can easily cope until 2025. Lallana will make a big difference if he's fit by then.

Player manager, Klopp, speaks of his confidence ahead of the 2025 season..."No, I have no doubts at all. TAA jr is ready for the first team".

[Numero Veinticinco]

On VVD and Keita.

 

Where's the Tv money... where's the Mamadou Sakho money... John

Where do you think it is?

[aRdja]

Out -

 

Salah £120m

VVD £105m

Firmino £85m

 

In -

 

Southampton £250m

Yachtesma £100m

On second thoughts, i gonna change my prediction to net £41m.

 

Out:

Sturridge - £18m

Clyne - £12m

Ings - £10m

Lovren - £17m

Milner - £10m

Can - Free

 

In:

 

Keita - £48m

Lemar - £60m

[s(k)aturation]

Why don't we start a "players returning from injury or coming back into form are like a new signing" thread?

[Bobby Hundreds]

Where do you think it is?

Bitcoin wallet

[s(k)aturation]

Biscan > Bitcoin