Summer Transfers 2014

[Boss]

Does anyone know how Canales has done as Sociedad, and if not so well, why so? Just a bit baffled because he seemed like a great up and coming player a few years back. Does he have a not so good side around him and still has the chance to do well?

 

Very average by the looks of things, he's only scored twice and been involved in less than half of their games in La Liga. 

[mcjackson]

I would love to get paid to write shite and completely fabricated nonsense. You don't even have to do any research or have any talent. Just make up complete and utter shit to get hits on a pointless nonentity website.

 

The other day there was a story that Manchester United had won the race to sign Konoplyanka yet there was absolutely nothing in the article that suggested they had agreed anything with the club or the player just a rehash of a story from 3 days previously that said they might be interested. The story of that Iturbe being sold by Verona when he wasn't even their player is another example of the complete and utter shitness of footy writing.

 

It's the headline writers who have it the best - you read through an article and then decide how much hyped shit you can squeeze into a single sentence.

[El Dangerous]

All Lallana do is have some fun

 

Reds make a Caulker of a signing

 

Ayre gets a Bony

 

Reds open a Can whoop ass

 

Operation Redtree finds another Pedro

[Anubis]

All Lallana do is have some fun

 

Reds make a Caulker of a signing

 

Ayre gets a Bony

 

Reds open a Can whoop ass

 

Operation Redtree finds another Pedro

 

Shit. Shit. Shit.

 

I meant to rep this and negged it by mistake. Can somebody rectify it for me, please?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Sorted

[Anubis]

Gracias.

[Ginny]

Fuckin hell this Emre Can thing is dragging. I'd hate to see what it's like when we actually want to sign a big name. FSG need to hire someone who can get the job done fast. Some American hotshot from Wall Street

[Elite]

We should hire Jordan Belfort

[Harry Squatter]

Imagine him trying to get on Ian Ayres Harley after taking a ton of those Mick Mills.

[Johnlj]

I hate the transfer window already, and it haven't started yet. God awful long summer we are in for if 20 million plus for lallana is the business we're going to do. Good player, awful price. If that's half the transfer pot gone on that, that's going to take some doing to get a couple of fullbacks and an offensive player of quality in also.

 

Ayre as Wheeler / dealer to the rescue. 

[Horus]

Fuckin hell this Emre Can thing is dragging. I'd hate to see what it's like when we actually want to sign a big name. FSG need to hire someone who can get the job done fast. Some American hotshot from Wall Street

 

If our past dealings are anything to go by, we'll all be sat here on deadline day speculating that it's not definite he's off to a club that have offered an acceptable fee. Just so you know, if we don't sign him, then it's not because of something we didn't not do.

[Elite]

If our past dealings are anything to go by, we'll all be sat here on deadline day speculating that it's not definite he's off to a club that have offered an acceptable fee. Just so you know, if we don't sign him, then it's not because of something we didn't not do.

As far as current negotiations are going we are still at the magic beans offer stage.

[gingerhulk]

Shaqiri has big calf muscles

[CWD82]

Shaqiri if we get him has all the hall marks of a Sturridge/Coutinho signing.

 

Built up when young as one of the best players in his position at his age and a future star. Plays loads of games for a lesser team and impresses then gets his big move. Unfortunately for him he's moved to a team as a left footed right winger and playing that position is the best left footed right winger in the world in Robben. Whenever he plays he plays well and will rebuild his career here and will be a star

 

Just need to sign him

[sir roger]

Have we got Purple Aki on the transfer committee now ?

[Nightcat]

It will take years of monitoring for Ayre to make a 10m bid for Shaqiri. By then the player he will probably retire anyway.

 

Ian Ayre, the ugly fake scouser. The little slut of the moneymen, the yesman. mercenary 

[Horus]

It will take years of monitoring for Ayre to make a 10m bid for Shaqiri. By then the player he will probably retire anyway.

 

Ian Ayre, the ugly fake scouser. The little slut of the moneymen, the yesman. mercenary 

 

I'm sure you're top of his Christmas card list, as well mate.

[Anubis]

We're probably asking if we can loan him for a year first, to see if he's suitable.

[Major Tom]

It will take years of monitoring for Ayre to make a 10m bid for Shaqiri. By then the player he will probably retire anyway.

 

Ian Ayre, the ugly fake scouser. The little slut of the moneymen, the yesman. mercenary

 

Are your posts as tedious to write as they are to read?

[Harry Squatter]

Going out on a limb here and don't care if anyone thinks I'm wrong but I reckon Nightcat doesn't think Ian Ayre is that good. There, I said it.

[Frankenhooker]

Are your posts as tedious to write as they are to read?

I very much doubt it.

[roblakio]

Shit. Shit. Shit.

 

I meant to rep this and negged it by mistake. Can somebody rectify it for me, please?

Apologies I ended up doing exact same!

[Trucker Paddy]

What's a fake scouser, obvious answers on the way I know.

[Paco]

What's a fake scouser, obvious answers on the way I know.

john bishop simon rimmer jimmy tarbuck.

 

anyone famous

[Gnasher]

john bishop simon rimmer jimmy tarbuck.

anyone famous

That 80's comedian, " the jermans bombed our chippy" can't remember his name, disappeared off the face of the earth, like all the other greats of 70s 80s top class saturday night entertainment probably hiding behind his sofa peering through the curtains waiting for the operation yew tree coppers to knock the door. Shocking the way this country treats its prime time entertainers of old.