Luis Suarez: The little magician

[JoeyJones65]

noel gallagher putting the boot in on suarez

Just had a look at Gallaghers Facebook page. Suffice to say Uruguay has declared war on Noel Gallagher.

 

Manc smack head rat.

[Tony Moanero]

I once saw Noël Gallagher on Soccer AM. He knows very little about football.

[Russ Atmosphere]

[King Emlyn]

He really is a wonderful player

[Gym Beglin]

Words fail you, he's just incredible, and I wouldn't consider a bid less than £100,000,000.

[Jurgens Red Army]

A big fuck off by Luis to the FA, British press and all the haters tonight. Get in Luis.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Suarez moonwalks across Bobby Charlton's comb over.

[Saintslfc13]

Best player in the world and he's not an utter cunt (might be a bit of a nutter at times fair enough). To be fair, I've never really seen Messi act a cunt either but then I only watch Barca and the Argies a few times a year at most.

[index1000]

What a fucking player he is. 

[Major Tom]

Words fail you, he's just incredible, and I wouldn't consider a bid less than £100,000,000.

Yet we probably will.

[Captain]

Yet we probably will.

 

What brings you to this ridiculous conclusion?

[Major Tom]

What brings you to this ridiculous conclusion?

Reality, Captain.

 

I don't think we should sell him at any price. I thnk he's irreplaceable at the moment. But I also think if we're offered that sort of money, he's off.

[Captain]

You didn't answer the question.

[Major Tom]

Well, yeah, I did. Through its implication, reality is dictated by logic.

 

Using a complex algorithm, I conclude that if we (Liverpool) are offered something approaching a 9 figure sum for Suarez, we (Liverpool) will accept it.

 

And if that doesn't answer the question, I really don't fucking understand it.

[skend04]

Most times I think most fans would accept £100m as its just a ridiculous figure but with the complete loons we've got on our committee and our more miss than hit rate we'd need double that to have a fighting chance in replacing Luis.

[boots123]

lets just hope for the rest of the w/cup  he stays injury free, as he is a bit susceptible at the mo' and the hard men will be after his weak spot, well if nothing else, we lpool fans have still got him to watch as a consolation, a couple more games like that and no team will be able to afford to buy him for cash, so may offer some top class alternatives.

[Jose Jones]

Most times I think most fans would accept £100m as its just a ridiculous figure but with the complete loons we've got on our committee and our more miss than hit rate we'd need double that to have a fighting chance in replacing Luis.

 

We can't replace him, which is why this talk of accepting bids is nonsense.

The only players who come close to what Luis can do aren't moving clubs.  Or if they are it's for £1,000,000 per week.

[Anubis]

No idea what's in his contract, but if I were the club I'd fight tooth and nail to keep him. No amount of money will allow us to replace what he offers in one package.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Someone needs to make a YouTube vid of Suarez scoring and celebrating last night on loop with the 'trololololololo' music over it.

 

Suarez is the troll under London Bridge. He rules

[Paco]

4 years ago I d never even heard of him. a mate done a 'players to watch out for in the 2010 world cup' in a blog and had him in it. still can't remember him doing much but 7 months later he signed for us, scoring against stoke on his debut and has set the world on fire since.

[Aldonose]

No idea what's in his contract, but if I were the club I'd fight tooth and nail to keep him. No amount of money will allow us to replace what he offers in one package.

Absolutely. If, and it's a big if, we don't have to sell him, we should just knock back ANY offer this summer. You add players to a squad containing the likes of Suarez.

[Major Tom]

Someone needs to make a YouTube vid of Suarez scoring and celebrating last night on loop with the 'trololololololo' music over it. Suarez is the troll under London Bridge. He rules

While he's our troll, yeah, he does.

[redheart]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2663432/Barcelona-beat-Real-Madrid-52m-signing-Luis-Suarez-Liverpool-hero-prepares-swap-Premier-League-La-Liga.html

[TheDrowningMan]

As much as I fear we'll lose him, keeping Suarez can be a catalyst for other top signings - we have a much better chance of snaring someone like Sanchez if he's coming to play with Suarez. On the other hand, if he goes, it probably looks a safer bet for such players to go to Arsenal or even the Mancs now that they have a competent manager again.

[Nomad]

SSN have apparently asked the question 'Should Luis Suarez have been more huble' after last night.

 

Im so made up he stuck it down the FAs cunting neck, I would love to support England but i just dont have any feelings towards them and thats down to years of shite decisions by the FA and the Media.

 

Made up for Suarez