TV and film characters you'd like to batter.

[Dr Nowt]

Short Round from Temple Of Doom, if only to shut up the incessant high-pitched whining.

 

Rightly or wrongly, that's how I picture LFD to sound in real life.

[Jairzinho]

David Dimbleby, the sanctimonious old cunt.

[Tony Moanero]

Jar Jar Binks. What a fucking knob-head.

 

Katie Rogers from Brookside. Irritating, whiny bitch.

 

The Mitchell Brothers. Pair of pussies.

 

 

 

[dickie mint]

John Barrowman with a Lump Hammer.

[Dr Nowt]

Stand up Michael McInytre.

 

Jerry Sadowitz said he'd like to shove the cold end of a red hot poker up his arse, so he burns his hands getting it back out.

 

Can't really say fairer than that, personally.

[General Dryness]

Anyone off Jersey Shore. The Situation? I'll create a fucking situation you will not enjoy. All muscle and no actual strength those pricks. It would be highly gratifying to make them cry like babies. "Say fucking Uncle, you cunt". I'd force my dry fist up Snooki's rectum, and use her as a boxing glove to whup ass. Remember when Alan Partridge had the partridge on his fist on the KMKY Christmas Special? Like that. Only more annoying.

 

ETA : Fuck it, anyone off the E Channel. I'd never tire of punching Seacrest in the face, and I'd have a giant erection the whole time. Cunt.

[Lee909]

 

Rocky Balboa....for some of the worst boxing movies ever made.....

 

 

 

 

Negged for the same reasons that Stig said

[md1892]

Any woman over forty in any soap, ever. 

Thundercunts all of them, especially Coronation street & Emmerdale as the wife watches them

[Stickman]

fuck off twat. negged

 

and die as well

 

 

Balboa is a right mumbling cunt...oh and not only a bitter but Kenwright's mate too....so I return that neg.

[General Dryness]

Balboa is a right mumbling cunt...oh and not only a bitter but Kenwright's mate too....so I return that neg.

 

Negged for not being able to neg, and repping when you saying you were returning a neg.

[Elite]

Clive Owen for being shite in everything.

[Lee909]

Balboa is a right mumbling cunt...oh and not only a bitter but Kenwright's mate too....so I return that neg.

 

A revenge negger

You dirty bastard

[md1892]

 

Rocky Balboa....for some of the worst boxing movies ever made.....

 

 

 

 

This is you isn't it ? Go on admit it.

 

 

 

 

Negged

[littletedwest]

Marlo stanfield for being a right cunt

Antony cotton, fat camp prick who plays himself in coronation street but still manages to be shit at it.

Anyone off loose women or Jeremy Kyle.

[SammyAftershave]

Forrest Gump. The thick cunt! Oh, and that facking Ray Winstone while I'm at it.

[Bjornebye]

Balboa is a right mumbling cunt...oh and not only a bitter but Kenwright's mate too....so I return that neg.

 

 

Balboa is a right mumbling cunt...oh and not only a bitter but Kenwright's mate too....so I return that neg.

 

[Dr Nowt]

and that facking Ray Winstone while I'm at it.

 

Was just coming on here to raise that hunk of shit, again.

 

The sum total of medical science's collective achievement means nothing until the cockney accent can be transplanted with something less dreadful.

 

"Now that' a proper tool", indeed.

[Elite]

Nemo, be nice with some chips and a few rounds of bread.

[Stickman]

Negged for not being able to neg, and repping when you saying you were returning a neg.

I'll give you that for my poor attempt at a neg.....I blame this new site.

 

Oh and any women who have appeared on Loose Women.....especially that twatty ex wife of Chris Evans....

[General Dryness]

I'll give you that for my poor attempt at a neg.....I blame this new site.

 

Oh and any women who have appeared on Loose Women.....especially that twatty ex wife of Chris Evans....

 

Repped for taking a neg in good spirits. And for hating Loose Women (the tv program that is - actual loose women are ace).

[Bjornebye]

I'll give you that for my poor attempt at a neg.....I blame this new site.

 

Oh and any women who have appeared on Loose Women.....especially that twatty ex wife of Chris Evans....

 

negged to even things out you rocky hating weirdo

[Dr Nowt]

Anyone off Jersey Shore. The Situation? I'll create a fucking situation you will not enjoy. All muscle and no actual strength those pricks. It would be highly gratifying to make them cry like babies. "Say fucking Uncle, you cunt". I'd force my dry fist up Snooki's rectum, and use her as a boxing glove to whup ass. Remember when Alan Partridge had the partridge on his fist on the KMKY Christmas Special? Like that. Only more annoying.

 

ETA : Fuck it, anyone off the E Channel. I'd never tire of punching Seacrest in the face, and I'd have a giant erection the whole time. Cunt.

 

Then you could wipe yourself using a KYMKYWAP, and throw it down your great drain pal.

 

After wiping your anal dirge prat, naturally.

[Stickman]

negged to even things out you rocky hating weirdo

Neg away you Rocky loving freak ( and you would be negged if I knew how)oh and in the real world Ivan Drago would tear Balboa a new one

[Bjornebye]

Neg away you Rocky loving freak ( and you would be negged if I knew how)oh and in the real world Ivan Drago would tear Balboa a new one

 

I will neg away because i'm not a minge bag. 

[General Dryness]

Neg away you Rocky loving freak ( and you would be negged if I knew how)oh and in the real world Ivan Drago would tear Balboa a new one

 

Its easy to neg, just involves knowing how to open a wallet.

 

Stop the Rocky hate. Won't someone think of Adrian?