Date thread

[Champ]

He's Scottish. What would he be doing eating carrots?

Is there an echo in here, NP?

[Dr Nowt]

Cho.

[Dr Nowt]

O.

[Dr Nowt]

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[Nunavut Patrick]

Is there an echo in here, NP?

YOU HAVE TO SHOUT AT STRINGY HE IS HARD OF HEARING

 

THE SCOTS DON'T EAT VEGETABLES.

 

OATMEAL, IRN BRU, HAGGIS, FRIED MARS BARS, SHORTBREAD AND SCOTCH WHISKEY.

 

THE ONLY ORANGE IN SCOTLAND IS EAST GLASGOW AND IRN BRU. OH, AND THE TIME OUR MARY FELL ASLEEP ON THE SUNBED.

[Champ]

YOU HAVE TO SHOUT AT STRINGY HE IS HARD OF HEARING

 

THE SCOTS DON'T EAT VEGETABLES.

 

OATMEAL, IRN BRU, HAGGIS, FRIED MARS BARS, SHORTBREAD AND SCOTCH WHISKEY.

 

THE ONLY ORANGE IN SCOTLAND IS EAST GLASGOW AND IRN BRU. OH, AND THE TIME OUR MARY FELL ASLEEP ON THE SUNBED.

WHISKY. WHISKY, NP

[Furmedge]

There's always carrots

Deep fried maybe.

[Bob]

Sorry about that, people. Wholly unnecessary, I realise that now. I shouldn't have lowered the tone to such a degree.

 

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still can't stop thinking about her 2 days after, literally can't stop. Feels weird.

[RedKnight]

Sorry about that, people. Wholly unnecessary, I realise that now. I shouldn't have lowered the tone to such a degree.

 

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still can't stop thinking about her 2 days after, literally can't stop. Feels weird.

Don't apologise for it, well in, mate.

[Mook]

I eat loads of vegetables you cheeky cunts.

 

And well in, Bob.

[stringvest]

I eat loads of vegetables you cheeky cunts.

 

And well in, Bob.

 

haha!  

[General Dryness]

I eat loads of vegetables you cheeky cunts.

 

And well in, Bob.

You tell them son. Chips are vegetables. And if you fry them in vegetable oil, it's a double hit of healthy.

[mattyq]

What about the tatties and neeps?

I fucking love Haggis, tatties and neeps

[Carvalho Diablo]

Deep fried haggis with a bit of gravy is delicious.

[RJ Fan club]

I eat loads of vegetables you cheeky cunts.

 

And well in, Bob.

Vimto and onion rings amongst a Munchy Box don't count

 

[Champ]

Vimto and onion rings amongst a Munchy Box don't count

 

And the orange in the Tango. That's practically his 5 a day

[Nunavut Patrick]

Haggis is amazing.

 

I get five a year from a farmer in Manitoba, the wee bastards weigh in around 3kg as well.

 

Everyone loves them too up here when I make them, usually for Burns Day, Super Bowl, Paddy Day...basically any gathering where you can hit the ale and , Champ...yes the WHISKY!.

 

I always forget to dro the e in whiskey.

[Bob]

Well that was short and sweet! *unhappy face*

 

 

You ok, hun xxx, etc.

 

Piss sticks.

[stringvest]

Well that was short and sweet! *unhappy face*

 

 

You ok, hun xxx, etc.

 

Piss sticks.

 

Leave her Bob, she's not worth it.

[Captain Turdseye]

Console yourself with one of those Munchy Box things RJ posted. I'm sure you'll have forgotten all about her by the time you finally shit the last of it out.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Cucked. 

[stringvest]

Bob, she just texted me and asked me to ask you if she could have her Taylor Swift CD back

[Bob]

She fucking can't, mate.

 

I love Taylor Swift!

[stringvest]

She said you'd say that, but she said if you don't give it back she's not going to return your High School Musical DVD.

[Bob]

Did she say anything about giving me back the heart she's cruelly ripped out of my chest?