Stick it up your arse.

[Guest ShoePiss]

i was at work here in ireland and was told that the two irish stations RTE and tv3 had it on fuck,s sake it,s one thing the bbc nd sky news showing it but this is embarassing.

 

The comma is never a suitable replacement for the apostrophe, oh and I'm sure it's a huge inconvenience because you're on your phone but try using that "a" for the word "and", only one more keystroke, you can do it Paddy.

[Pony Princess]

a little tear dripped from the end of my penis when i saw kate in her bridal outfit

[sparta7]

I was asked the other day what my opinion was of all this Royal shite, when I told them to give me a minute as I had to go and find a fuck I could give I was told to "get a life". Its precisely because I have got a life that I'm not camping out overnight in the middle of London or poncing about my hometown waving a Union Jack flag ( probably made in India or China) over the wedding of one person I neither know nor care about to another person I neither know nor care about, you fucking cretin.

[Paisley Red]

Nicholas Witchell isn't looking at all well, I'm

worried about him. Never been the same since Prince Charles called him a cunt.

[Section_31]

To be fair they both seem pretty sound.

[jonnybastard]

It's Britain showing the world the results of inbreeding.

[Strontium]

German inbreeding, at that.

[tokyojoe]

I object to the taxpayer part funding it, but it's been an inoffensive enough day. Furthermore, Royal Wedding pissed the 5:30 at Fontwell. It was fate. I had £20.11 (Royal Wedding 2011) at 4's. Decent day all round!

 

Where do you get the 'part' bit from?

 

Serious question. The Royal's ancestors have been poncing off our ancestors for centuries. It's never their money in the first place, the taxpayer has 100% paid.

[Remmie]

I volunteered to work.

 

At £40 an hour you can bet your shiny metal behind I volunteered as well. Hope the irrelevant bores do it regularly. God bless 'em.

[Croque Monsieur]

a little tear dripped from the end of my penis when i saw kate in her bridal outfit

 

Aye, she's well fit. That prematurely balding bastard is one lucky fucker.

[James]

[James]

[Rico1304]

 

That's the dwarf I was talking about!

 

Just watched the news and saw Tamara van Cutsem, did I ever tell you I sat next to her at a party... That's the end ofthe story, dull isn't it?

[Carvalho Diablo]

I thought the new Royal couple looked fantastic.

 

Whaddya reckon, 32B ?

[Pony Princess]

I thought the new Royal couple looked fantastic.

 

Whaddya reckon, 32B ?

 

they do look a good couple. she is well fit. i bet wills smashes her arse tonight as she clearly isn't a virgin. he'll smash her brown gate in til it looks like a chewed orange. more interested in who Harry bones tonight though. I bet he's up to his nuts in guts.

[Carvalho Diablo]

they do look a good couple. she is well fit. i bet wills smashes her arse tonight as she clearly isn't a virgin. he'll smash her brown gate in til it looks like a chewed orange. more interested in who Harry bones tonight though. I bet he's up to his nuts in guts.

 

Oh dear, Chicken Licken...sigh.

 

{Carvalho shakes head with joke ruined}

[rondeco]

[rondeco]

[Trumo]

 

Hell yeah!

 

 

 

Harry telling the world how many times he'll smash that tonight.

[Trumo]

[RedKnight]

That's the shot.

[Trucker Paddy]

Isn't only the bride supposed to wear White? The sister seems to have stolen the show according to the 2 females I have spoken to, The wife and neighbour been the 2

[Pony Princess]

Isn't only the bride supposed to wear White? The sister seems to have stolen the show according to the 2 females I have spoken to, The wife and neighbour been the 2

 

I think the bride is supposed to wear white if she is a virgin. The beige dress Kate wore made me think she is an anal virgin - hence my belief that Will's got his brown wings last night.

[The Acolyte]

I wonder what the royals would do if Pippa got herself an ethnic boyfriend/husband who Kate "got on well with"? Time to get the White Fiat out the garage?

[The Acolyte]

I think the bride is supposed to wear white if she is a virgin. The beige dress Kate wore made me think she is an anal virgin - hence my belief that Will's got his brown wings last night.

 

White used to mean that no dowry was paid. Virginity never came into it