*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Trumo]

Is that the same horse they had walking round the pitch at half time?

[Anubis]

Is that the same horse they had walking round the pitch at half time?

 

A tad harsh. Although looking at those teeth I see what you mean.

 

[Section_31]

"Gaddafi's love of the Toffees is said to have begun when Everton visited Libya on tour in 1979. The dictator was so impressed he immediately changed the Libyan national side's kit to all-blue, and rewarded each of Gordon Lee's side with a luxury Arabic carpet."

 

Ifirradanabinfornato

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

Robert Mugabe was so impressed with Everton on a preseason tour of Zimbabwe after they gained independence he likened them to his own country.

 

He then spent the next 30 years blaming Britain for absolutely everything that went wrong in his country and brainwashed all his followers that they were responsible for all their woes whilst running the place into the ground.

 

IfithadntbinferTonyBlair.

[Sputnik1]

I'm not sure. I think I sort of smiled once, about thirty years ago.

 

Ya Marf

[Section_31]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/legacies/myths_legends/england/liverpool/user_1_article_8.shtml

 

 

 

The blue half were not to be left out. While researching his bookThe Last of the Hitlers, David Gardner was called by his business partner who had just received a letter from someone, "some guy says Hitler lived next door to him in Liverpool and they used to go together to watch Everton at Goodison Park. It goes on and on about how he converted Adolf from liking Liverpool when he first came to Britain." 

[Bjornebye]

I'm shitting myself about them winning the cup 

[Dr Nowt]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/legacies/myths_legends/england/liverpool/user_1_article_8.shtml

The guy wasn't Jewish, was he?

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'm shitting myself about them winning the cup 

 

One trophy in 21 years, tell yer ma yer ma

[Harry Squatter]

I'm shitting myself about them winning the cup

 

You live in Portsmouth so you won't have to put up with them on a daily basis. There must be about 2 Everton fans in Portsmouth.

[Harry Squatter]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/legacies/myths_legends/england/liverpool/user_1_article_8.shtml

Aren't these the type of bollocks stories that the Cavern tour companies come out with?. Like Bill Clinton breaking up a fight in the White Star between Ringo Starr, Mick Jagger and Purple Aki's Dad?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Why do you think Goodison wasn't bombed in WWII. Goehring was a season ticket holder before hostility broke out. Himmler was something similar.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Bitter woman in work was screaming into her phone at her husband who i think supports liverpool. She is flapping because she has agreed to be her mates kids godmother on the Sunday the semi finals are on. She's in a proper dilemma and will go ballistic if they play on the Sunday.

This is a woman in her early 40's who stormed out of the office in a huff and wouldnt speak to anyone for the rest of the day because someone wrapped her secret santa present in LFC wallpaper.

This is exactly the mentality though. Middle aged people acting completely irrationally over nothing. Won't even say the word Liverpool. It's a wonder they recognise red lights when they drive.

[Sputnik1]

This is exactly the mentality though. Middle aged people acting completely irrationally over nothing. Won't even say the word Liverpool. It's a wonder they recognise red lights when they drive.

 

If you've ever driven through Liverpool you'd see that most don't. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

If you've ever driven through Liverpool you'd see that most don't.

 

True. And I've been driving in Liverpool since 1986 haha.

[Strontium]

Why do you think Goodison wasn't bombed in WWII. Goehring was a season ticket holder before hostility broke out. Himmler was something similar.

 

At least know we know why Hitler sacrificed Germany's chances of winning the war - he wanted to crush the Red Army.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'm shitting myself about them winning the cup 

I'm quietly confident.  I reckon it could be West Ham's year (which would finally convince my missus to give up the grudge she's held since 2006).

[raininblood]

Let's hope they win it, we could have a good laugh at their homecoming parade !

[an tha]

They might have to face their masters in the cup semi....that might see the uncle tom twats with a dilemma.

[niallers]

Hopefully our rearranged game against them will be the Wed before so they'll have an awful dilemma. A cup final v ourselves with no trophy or a chance to get to a proper final! Oh I can just hear them fretting now

[AngryOfTuebrook]

They might have to face their masters in the cup semi....that might see the uncle tom twats with a dilemma.

Alternatively, just imagine the fyuuuuume if they lost another semi to an 86th minute Andy Carroll winner.

 

[insert picture of sad-faced women, here]

[an tha]

Alternatively, just imagine the fyuuuuume if they lost another semi to an 86th minute Andy Carroll winner.

 

[insert picture of sad-faced women, here]

Everton wives, run for yer lives...

[Trumo]

Alternatively, just imagine the fyuuuuume if they lost another semi to an 86th minute Andy Carroll winner.

 

[insert picture of sad-faced women, here]

 

They might invite Camila Batmanghelidjh to sit with the owner this time, instead of Judi Dench.

[chris71]

Everton wives, run for yer lives...

 

On next season's shirt apparently.

[Elite]

Great chance for them to win the FA cup but they'll no doubt bottle it next round.