*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Lee909]

Robbie Fowler win the first of his two Young player of the year awards

[Lee909]

Leeds

Sheff Weds

Wimbledon

All premier league teams

 

Arsenal finished 12th and nobody had heard of Wenger

[Dr Nowt]

John Terry's head was already as big as a tractor and still growing.

[G Richards]

Never heard of the Kant.

 

Heidegger your pardon?

[deiseach]

I was waiting for a bus in Paradise St this morning when a couple asked me how to get to Goodison. I said they needed to find a bus to Walton and we walked over to one of those destination signs. "Ach, there we awr" he said in his Scouse accent that oddly sounded more Lagan Valley than Everton Valley, pointing at Woolton.

 

Burn, not manuficshird.

[Barrington Womble]

I was waiting for a bus in Paradise St this morning when a couple asked me how to get to Goodison. I said they needed to find a bus to Walton and we walked over to one of those destination signs. "Ach, there we awr" he said in his Scouse accent that oddly sounded more Lagan Valley than Everton Valley, pointing at Woolton.

 

Burn, not manuficshird.

Maybe they were arsenal fans ?

[Trumo]

Everton fans not within walking distance of Goodison? Redshite behaviour that.

[deiseach]

Maybe they were arsenal fans ?

Of course they were, they couldn't have been Everton fans! The blue shirts and scarves were a cunning disguise though.

[Barrington Womble]

Of course they were, they couldn't have been Everton fans! The blue shirts and scarves were a cunning disguise though.

They're obviously just shithouses who had tickets in the home end and wanted to fit in.

[deiseach]

They're obviously just shithouses who had tickets in the home end and wanted to fit in.

Or maybe they were planning to buy them on the day. Shouldn't have been too hard. I suppose the accent was an improvement on their normal chim chim-in-ey chim chim-in-ey chim chim cher-ee ways, but it needed work.

[Trumo]

Half time boos ringing round the timber yard. Everton are 2-0 down and playing absolutely shite.

[cloggypop]

Lukaku wants to go to a big club

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/romelu-lukaku-hints-at-everton-exit-after-stellar-season-a6940026.html

[3 Stacks]

Lukaku wants to go to a big club

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/romelu-lukaku-hints-at-everton-exit-after-stellar-season-a6940026.html

 

He's been wanting to leave ever since he signed for them really. He knows Everton can't match his ambition but they were a good bounce-back club for him when Chelsea got rid of him because he knew he'd play every game and he could showcase his ability. 

 

Man United are the most likely destination, I think.

[cloggypop]

He's been wanting to leave ever since he signed for them really. He knows Everton can't match his ambition but they were a good bounce-back club for him when Chelsea got rid of him because he knew he'd play every game and he could showcase his ability.

 

Man United are the most likely destination, I think.

Not sure about that. He wants a Champions League team.

[Boss]

Lukaku wants to go to a big club

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/romelu-lukaku-hints-at-everton-exit-after-stellar-season-a6940026.html

 

Reckon Bayern will be in for him in the summer. No way is he sticking round after scoring the amount of goals he has and them being 12th in the table. If Stones had any sense he'd do the same.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The Drifters played on the pitch at half time.

 

Saturday Night at the Booooooooooooo-vies.

[Russ Atmosphere]

You're more than a number in my little red book.

[dennis tooth]

Haha

[Vincent Vega]

He's been wanting to leave ever since he signed for them really. He knows Everton can't match his ambition but they were a good bounce-back club for him when Chelsea got rid of him because he knew he'd play every game and he could showcase his ability. 

 

Man United are the most likely destination, I think.

  

 

Not sure about that. He wants a Champions League team.

  

 

Reckon Bayern will be in for him in the summer. No way is he sticking round after scoring the amount of goals he has and them being 12th in the table. If Stones had any sense he'd do the same.

PSG and Juventus both rumoured to be interested too. No chance he's at Everton next season, they will likely get a huge fee however.

 

As for Stones, I think a lot may depend on how he performs for England this summer. I personally don't see what the fuss is about, and think the money Chelsea were offering last summer was incredible for such an inexperienced player. I can't see anyone offering more than Chelsea offered last year, and would potentially be getting their fingers burned if they did.

[Dr. J]

 

As for Stones, I think a lot may depend on how he performs for England this summer. I personally don't see what the fuss is about, and think the money Chelsea were offering last summer was incredible for such an inexperienced player. I can't see anyone offering more than Chelsea offered last year, and would potentially be getting their fingers burned if they did.

 

Nobody understands the way Chelsea do business, even when it's in their favour - 50 miilion for David Luiz?!

 

Much of it seems like bunging or money laundering, or playing with money. Selling Matic for peanuts, buying him back for a fortune, only to be selling him again... for what? I hope we get him but I suspect he stopped doping, whither his from.

[Dr Nowt]

They were in the right place to sing Under The Boardwalk.

[Ne Moe Imya]

This is my favourite GOT thread in recent memory:

 

Would Moshiri think of Jose Mourinho for EFC?

 

Highlights include:

 

We could certainly afford him, no matter what the people who love being midtable also-rans say.

No, not the right choice for Everton. I love Jose but he wouldn't fit at all with what we are trying to do here.

Personally I'd welcome him.

Why not someone of Mourinho's caliber? Moshiri has changed the whole dynamic. I doubt we could have afforded to sack Martinez before - or have attracted anyone much better.

I'm not sure if I would pick JM to manage Everton. I think he has lost the mystique that surrounded him. I wouldn't be disappointed either, he is still a winner and someone who won't settle for second best.

I am very much of the opinion that Martinez will be gone come the summer, we have a squad capable of top 4/5/6 and he can't manage us into the top half. Give him four more good players and he might get us to 10th, the situation at Everton has changed, we can afford to sack our manager.
It is now time for Everton to bring in a top class manager, a proven winner not an up and coming talent.

Diego Simeone

Sod JM get Simeone in, he'll sort our team out.

Jose is a bit of a show pony imo. Successful?...prima facie undoubtedly. But not the man for Everton Football Club (imo).

With this squad, and 100m I think he could get us champs league next season, anywhere near next season being like this and he could win the title.

would have thought klopp was out of liverpools range but they took that plunge and got there man

 

At first you assume they're taking the piss and they know that there's no chance Mourinho would even consider taking the manager's job at Everton.  But then you keep reading and you slowly realise, wait ... these actually think this might happen. Some of them even think they're too big a club for Mourinho.

 

Mindblowing.  The bump when they return to earth after the increased expectations of the new part-ownership deal is going to be very painful.

[Rushies tash]

Their new part owner might have money, but so has Randy Lerner. Let's hope they go the same way.

[Harry Squatter]

Did he hand over all his cash when he was on the board at Arsenal?

[manwiththestick]

No. He really really wanted to though but those mean men on the board wouldn't accept it.