What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Jamie H]

28 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Unbuttered toast fucks me right off, those poncy pesky fucking butter sachets are worse than any fucking shit sarnie.

Defo, I couldnt even be arsed opening it. 

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Jamie H said:

Vikings Landing in Fazak, no mushrooms tho. And I am a pro beaner. 

 

 

It’s one thing to be pro-bean. Quite another to be given enough juice to bathe in. Haven’t they got any slotted spoons?

[lifetime fan]

57 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

The teaspoon is acceptable.

The filth in the cup isn’t. 

[Stouffer]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

The filth in the cup isn’t. 

Looks like a lady's tuppence.

[Fugitive]

That plate is 70% rim. I hope you smashed it and attacked the owner with the shards.

[TheHowieLama]

Each individual component there is amongst the worst of it's kind in this entire thread.

Stunning.

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Barrington Womble]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

It’s one thing to be pro-bean. Quite another to be given enough juice to bathe in. Haven’t they got any slotted spoons?

Yeah, I am also a pro beaner, I'd have been fuming with them. 

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

How long did it take to finish that? 

[Carvalho Diablo]

4 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

How long did it take to finish that? 

2 slices of bread and wallop.

[TheHowieLama]

Splash the fat!!

[Trumo]

15 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

How long did it take to finish that? 

 

Are we sure that's his? I don't see any peas.

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, Jamie H said:

Vikings Landing in Fazak, no mushrooms tho. And I am a pro beaner. 

Id rather look out my window and see vikings landing than be served that 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I see you invited Turdseye 

[Oh Buoy]

 

Otterspool, £9.99. 

Last orders for breakfast and subbed the black pudding for another hash brown. 3/10. Beans had been nuked which ruined my breakfast, day and quality of life. 

[Mudface]

4 minutes ago, Oh Buoy said:

Otterspool, £9.99. 

Last orders for breakfast and subbed the black pudding for another hash brown. 3/10. Beans had been nuked which ruined my breakfast, day and quality of life. 

 

Fucking hell. I need to get a VPN.

[Bobby Hundreds]

For breakfast today I had fried spam with a slice of cheese and a fried egg sandwiched between two pieces of toast. It was a thing of beauty.

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Oh Buoy said:

 

Otterspool, £9.99. 

Last orders for breakfast and subbed the black pudding for another hash brown. 3/10. Beans ruined my breakfast, day and quality of life. 

Edited

[lifetime fan]

4 hours ago, Mudface said:

 

Fucking hell. I need to get a VPN.

You disgusting bastard. 
 

Negged obviously. 
 

 

 

EDIT: Negged in error, but like fuck am I gonna apologise for it. Pass on the neg to that cunt oh bouy. 

[lifetime fan]

4 hours ago, Oh Buoy said:

 

Otterspool, £9.99. 

Last orders for breakfast and subbed the black pudding for another hash brown. 3/10. Beans had been nuked which ruined my breakfast, day and quality of life. 

Cunt. 

[KMD7]

On 04/07/2023 at 11:10, lifetime fan said:

£4.50 for a small breakfast. 1 sausage, 2 bacon, 1 egg, hash brown, beans or tomatoes, toast or fried bread. 
 

Fucked the egg off for extra bacon, tomatoes were tinned slop so went with beans and fancied toast to fried bread for a change. 
 

The sausage could have been nice, it was fairly decent quality and quite herby but had been sat around for ages, was stone cold and the fat on one side of it had turned to jelly. 
 

The bacon was cheap but at least cooked, she gave me 4 rashers to make up for the egg. 
 

Hash brown was ok, just as you’d expect and the beans were ok but too

many of them even for a bean fan. 
 

Toast was just stuck on top of the breakfast so had to take it off to butter it. 
 

But what really got my goat was the robbing tory cunt charging you for brown sauce. 20 fucking pence the bad fucking nonce. 
 

2/10
 

 

At least the sausage and bacon look cooked.

[TheHowieLama]

Swapped the black pudding for an extra hash brown??

 

Like swapping the burger for an extra bun.

[lifetime fan]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Swapped the black pudding for an extra hash brown??

 

Like swapping the burger for an extra bun.

Like swapping the big titted goomah who loves giving head for the nagging, miserable wife. 

[Tony Moanero]

6 hours ago, Oh Buoy said:

 

Otterspool, £9.99. 

Last orders for breakfast and subbed the black pudding for another hash brown. 3/10. Beans had been nuked which ruined my breakfast, day and quality of life. 

Hash brown neg.

[Chip Butty]

She’s got Kippers in for Brecky tomorrow. Hopefully I don’t forget to post a photie.

 

Love the smell of the wife’s kipper in the morning…