New Girl on Countdown

[Lee909]

when faced with that question, you should always ask yourself "what would Ryan Giggs do?"

 

His sister in law?

[Bjornebye]

Me and Rachel, earlier this afternoon. ;)

 

 

 

1) what does she smell like?

 

2) what is stashed down your stomach?

 

3) where was that? Fair play mate hope you had a belter

[Lario]

Preferred her when she had a bit more meat on her. Definitely still would like.

[Nasty Lizard]

1) what does she smell like?

You are not the first person to ask this. The first time i met her she had just jogged in and was wearing full Licra gear, but still looked ace,

An hour later she looked just like the pic and smelled of nirvana.... and coconut shower gel

 

2) what is stashed down your stomach?

A full English en-route

 

3) where was that? Fair play mate hope you had a belter

Sky studio, Isleworth on set of Fantasy Football club.

It was one of the best days ever.  We set off really early as the M6 was closed. Got there at 10 am instead of 12pm

A very kind security bloke named Sam, gave us a full VIP tour of the whole SKY complex., just off the cuff.

we saw loads of studios, sat in the presenters chairs for the champions leagues shows, played with Carra/Neville's interactive screen thing, met presenters, news readers - said hello to Bianca Westwood, met Paul Merson, saw Pires, Ballack., met newsreaders, presenters.  and then went and did the FFC show,

It was top drawer.

[Jairzinho]

Preferred her when she had a bit more meat on her. Definitely still would like.

 

Crisis averted.

[KMD7]

You lucky bastard. Fair play

[Nasty Lizard]

Preferred her when she had a bit more meat on her. Definitely still would like.

 

I was standing by as back up to fill in for you., just in case she was 1/2 oz too light for you.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Hand hover. Beta.

Hahaha, exactly what I was thinking.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Danny Murphy's team was worse than the hand hover... almost.

[Captain Turdseye]

It was quite difficult to know exactly where I was allowed to place it,

"Dont let the Bastards Grind you down make them Jealous thats if they are not already"

[Guest]

Me and Rachel, earlier this afternoon.  ;) 

 

 

 

 

Looks like she's had her legal team get involved.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Bit TOO skinny now.

 

You can see it in her face now. Looks a bit gaunt, to be honest.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Ooh'er missus indeed!...

 

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/04/19/just-happened-countdown-ooh-er-missus/

[cloggypop]

[Guest]

 

From the look on her face, she knows exactly what that means.

[Stickman]

Taking over after June 8th

 

[Mike D]

She has been wearing a lot of long dresses recently. Not happy about this.

[VladimirIlyich]

Taking over after June 8th

 

Dianne Abbott gets everywhere! Bloody Corbyn.

[cochyn]

She has been wearing a lot of long dresses recently. Not happy about this.

 

Preggo. Soz lads.

[The Acolyte]

"Why am I here?"

[bigthrusts]

 

 

 

 

[Stickman]

 

[Mendoza]

[Priory Doctor]

I was watching Rachel Riley ,who was wearing a tight little skirt, sorting out the letters on Countdown the other day,and I got aroused.

I was quite proud of myself,as I normally only get a six letter word at best.

That was a joke I heard Peter Alliss say during a lull in the golf a couple of years ago-quality.

[bigthrusts]

I was watching Rachel Riley ,who was wearing a tight little skirt, sorting out the letters on Countdown the other day,and I got aroused.

I was quite proud of myself,as I normally only get a six letter word at best.

That was a joke I heard Peter Alliss say during a lull in the golf a couple of years ago-quality.

It was about Carol Vorderman but it's still funny.

 

https://youtu.be/dSNAtNKobfI