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[Lurtz]

where can I get this bonkers 4 hour version?

 

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy Extended Edition Box Set DVD: Amazon.co.uk: Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Viggo Mortensen, Alan Howard, Noel Appleby, Sean Astin, Sala Baker, Sean Bean, Cate Blanchett, Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Marton Csokas, Peter Jackso

 

Have a look there Tom. The box set is fantastic. Each of the three films are around 4 hours long and there are some excellent documentary films as well.

[William_Ulsterman]

We've been over this before.

 

so?

 

you expect me to trawl through pages and pages in case i missed something? its a simple rating of a film not a debate.

 

is it totm or something?

[Markmywords]

Gothika

 

Nice idea but soon became very predictable and less and less scary as things went on. No idea why it was called Gothika and no idea why they didn't see fit to get Halle Berry to put in a shift on the sexual torture bed.

 

4/10

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2012

Holy sweet fuckingcuntingarsebangingtwattingpissing mother of Jesus H Shitwipe. This has to be the single worst film ever made. In every respect it is just completely awful. It has no redeeming features whatsoever.

 

Why? I mean... Why? How did this film happen?

 

Fuck.

[Anny Road]

inglourious basterds

 

Not what I expected and although very very well done I am a little disappointed.

I will watch it again and I am sure it will be better second go.

Acting (inc Pitt) top draw, screenplay, dialogue fantastic. I suppose I was waiting for the Tarrantino plot flip which never really happened in a big way.

Would recommend it without going overboard.

A quality film but no Pulp Fiction.

8.786 dead Nazis out of 10

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

A quality film but no Pulp Fiction.

 

I don't think it was ever intended to be, which is a refreshing change. He's never going to better Pulp Fiction, so he needs to stop trying. In this effort, I think he changed it up a bit.

[moxter]

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button 4/10. Very well made and very pretty to look at, but utterly dull. It's the boring story of a boring man's boring life. Once you get past the interesting concept of a man who gets younger, there's nothing to the story - it's incidental to the rest of the (non-)plot. One or two interesting philosophical questions are asked towards the end, and you can't fault the production, but the film is two-and-a-half hours long which is at least an hour too much. Disappointing.

[Anny Road]

I don't think it was ever intended to be, which is a refreshing change. He's never going to better Pulp Fiction, so he needs to stop trying. In this effort, I think he changed it up a bit.

 

I totally agree NN.

However great directors are always measured by their finest work. Truly great directors surpass it or get close.

I think Tarrantino is exceptional but has made some guff. This is up with The Jackie browns.

[dirty_sanchez]

Blade fucking rocks - one of the first DVD's I bought and I used to show everyone that opening club scene to show off the picture and the sound - top top tune.

 

Confusion by New Order .

[Allan]

District 13: Ultimatum

 

While not as good as the first, it still has some well choreographed fight scenes, and the free running stuff is still pretty damn amazing.

 

7 out of 10.

[Hooch]

Zack and Miri make a porno - 7/10

 

Typical Seth Rogen performance, plenty of funny bits with the slushy shit thrown in. Worth a watch.

Decent.

[Mendoza]

I loved Inglourious Basterds. Maybe not quite up there with Pulp Fiction but few films are. It's a return to form from Tarantino after almost completely disappearing up his own arsehole.

[Juan Galonso]

Watched two films tonight and enjoyed them both being a horror buff.

 

First off was Paranormal Activity. 9/10. Not a gorefest like most horror films nowadays but one you can't keep your eyes off due to the suspenseful nature of it as it becomes more menacing as the film progresses. One of those films that plays on your mind and is one of the best horrors I have seen in a long time. Can someone please tell me that wasn't a true story and it was just a story pretending to be a true story? Please?

 

Saw 6. 7.5/10. Saw films are always good for gore and the odd twist and this one went back to the basics of the first two or three movies with an actual storyline behind it apart from the usual blood and guts with the subject of health insurance premiums which I never would have associated with a Saw movie at all. Good fun to watch if intestines being spilled are your thing.

[Unrighteous]

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - 8 Derringer's out of 10

 

This film is still ace. The dialogue is snappy, and funny, and the characters are likeable. I was still laughing pretty hard after strings of dialogue, despite knowing that they are coming.

[mars]

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - 8 Derringer's out of 10

 

This film is still ace. The dialogue is snappy, and funny, and the characters are likeable. I was still laughing pretty hard after strings of dialogue, despite knowing that they are coming.

 

The Russian roulette scene cracks me up every time I watch it. And I agree about the dialogue: "You don't get it, do you? This isn't "good cop, bad cop." This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble."

[Steve Holt]

Just back from seeing Paranormal Activity. First time in years I have been genuinely frightened watching a film. Fuck me that was scary. Loved the guy in it too, Micah, he was class and really funny. But fucking hell what a well made film. The effects were incredible considering it had a tiny budget. The characters really felt real, they were incredibly believable. In terms of scary movies I would put it right up there with anything thats been made in probably the last 10-15 years.

 

8 holy fuck I just shat myself's/ 10

[JohnnyH]

Twilight with the bird.

 

Fuck off. Just fuck off. 2 useless gay vampires I could easily beat up out of 10 cliched school kids. The 2 been for the good looking bird.

[llego]

I loved Inglourious Basterds. Maybe not quite up there with Pulp Fiction but few films are. It's a return to form from Tarantino after almost completely disappearing up his own arsehole.

 

Completely disagree, Kill Bill was miles better. Inglorious Basterds is easily his worst film to date. Self indulgent writing, painfully slow pacing, this movie is all about Tarantino's overworked screenplay and just spits in the face of the audience. I could honestly not believe he expected me to sit there and watch the 5th endless tangential dialogue scene where everyone's tensely sitting around a table. Give me a fucking break.

 

Also recycling his music directly from his previous film? Feels like a rough cut.

 

2/10

[Section_31]

Just come back from Law Abiding Citizen.

 

Daft and baffling, 4/10.

[Unrighteous]

The Russian roulette scene cracks me up every time I watch it. And I agree about the dialogue: "You don't get it, do you? This isn't "good cop, bad cop." This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble."

 

"You know what I'd find if I looked up idiot in the dictionary?"

 

"A picture of me?"

 

"No! A definition of the word idiot, which you clearly are!"

[Rex Banner]

Twilight with the bird.

 

Fuck off. Just fuck off. 2 useless gay vampires I could easily beat up out of 10 cliched school kids. The 2 been for the good looking bird.

 

You're not fooling anyone you loved it.

[longballs]

I watched two flicks yesterday;

 

Zomieland 9/10 - Really enjoyed this, very much like Shawn of the dead, really funny (the Bill Murry cameo makes it even better).

 

Harry Brown 7/10 - Good for a British film, but nothing amazing. A poor mans Gran Torino but still worth a watch.

[James]

Full Metal Jacket (1987)

 

 

7.5/10

[grazywalker]

I am half way through Star Trek and I am loving it .

TLW break time it is .

[Thants]

Frozen River - Tense Drama 8/10

Had a very natural feel about it too.