Leona Lewis

[Section_31]

Does anyone else feel slightly guilty for wanting to rag her?

 

She seems like such a nice lass, she's the type of bird you'd smack on the arse while pissed and then feel instantly compelled to apologise to.

 

As my mate once said to me: 'I'd give everything I own just to keep you away from her you fucking animal.'

 

Bit harsh like but I caught the drift.

[Thants]

Where are the fucking pics???? . . . .

 

Actually I really can't be arsed to find out who she is.

[Ted]

Is her new song about periods?

[Ted]

She has a mouth like Shamu.

 

And a nose that has a kneecap in it.

[Section_31]

Where are the fucking pics???? . . . .

 

Actually I really can't be arsed to find out who she is.

 

[Thants]

Milli Vanilli?

[Section_31]

You fucks, first Gemma Atkinson and now Leona Lewis, I feel like I've gone to bed and woken up surrounded by a male Lacrosse team.

 

Fuck all a yas! :party:

[Spy Bee]

Leona is lovely.

[elvis]

Leona is lovely.

 

She looks more dirty than lovely to me

[Red Mist]

She's too sweet to live in that shithole that is Hackney. She better get the fuck outta there before she gets robbed, raped or killed. Or happy slapped.

[Carradona]

I wouldn't and that new song of hers is on the radio far too much.

[Ted]

I'm ashamed to admit that I'm finding her period song incredibly catchy. Like Sussudio, except less good.

[Hermes]

I hear she has gone to number one after disposing of huge volumes of Spirit.

 

Is there any truth in the rumour that Gazza is looking for a recording contract?

[Hamma]

You fucks, first Gemma Atkinson and now Leona Lewis, I feel like I've gone to bed and woken up surrounded by a male Lacrosse team.

 

Fuck all a yas! :party:

 

Haha, thats harsh Section31!

[robbief]

she'd certainly get it. knee cap and all!

[M_B]

I know I would.

 

Although if I only had the one chance, then I'd prefer to wait for the inevitable nose and rack job.

[Section_31]

Realised the other day she does look a bit like one of the goblins from Labyrinth, the one on the bottom right.

 

Has anyone else made it from the X Factor other than this girl? What happened to that Jock and Shane what's his name? Oh and the one from last year. Shouldn't the success of a show like this be predicated on the fact the people who win it actually go on to do 'stuff?'

 

 

 

[Guest simon]

Was live just on America's got talent sounded fucking terrible.

[Teflon Don]

Was live just on America's got talent sounded fucking terrible.

 

You'd still bum her into next week, though....:whistle:

[Josef Svejk]

Hermaphrodite?

[JagSquared]

Hermaphrodite?

 

Everyone seems to be a Hermaphrodite these days. Cocks are the new handbag puppies for all aspiring celebs.

[chrisbonnie]

she`s a little too masculine for my liking, i want to be the only one in my house that can open jars

 

id still fuck her though :whistle: