What you having for tea?

[A Red]

1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Can the working class not like nice things, or should they just accept their lot?

I bet you call it dinner you cunt.

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, A Red said:

I bet you call it dinner you cunt.

 

My midday meal, yes.

 

What's with the vibes, man?

 

You having a tough day?

 

 

[A Red]

3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

My midday meal, yes.

 

What's with the vibes, man?

 

You having a tough day?

 

 

Just an average day in the fun palace.

[Bjornebye]

Went for a curry with some pals in Southsea. I had Goan Lamb. It was unreal. My mate who sat opposite had a tandoori, we shared some and I’ve just got in and blamed the dog for a fart. 
 

 

 

[stringvest]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Went for a curry with some pals in Southsea. I had Goan Lamb. It was unreal. My mate who sat opposite had a tandoori, we shared some and I’ve just got in and blamed the dog for a fart. 
 

 

 

 

was that in the Balti on Albert road?

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Can the working class not like nice things, or should they just accept their lot?

As long as it's a half lot.

[Vector Sigma]

Had two fried eggs on seeded toast. Impeccable yolks, salt and coarse black pepper. Dollop of ketchup on the side.

 

Simple, tasty and surprisingly filling.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, stringvest said:

 

was that in the Balti on Albert road?

 

Indian Cottage on Albert Rd actually but I know the Balti house very well mate

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, Vector Sigma said:

Had two fried eggs on seeded toast. Impeccable yolks, salt and coarse black pepper. Dollop of ketchup on the side.

 

Simple, tasty and surprisingly filling.

 

I must be tired, at first I thought your username was Victor Smegma.

[Remmie]

I prefer Yorkshire tea but my wife bought some pg tips so slowly getting through that. I'm more of a coffee man though

[Vector Sigma]

3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

I must be tired, at first I thought your username was Victor Smegma.

Hey, if that's how to get recognition and kudos in this dog eat dog forum, ou can refer to me as Captain Dick Cheese for all I care.

[Bob]

I cooked a chickpea curry. Was nice but i feel delicate this morning.

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Vector Sigma said:

Hey, if that's how to get recognition and kudos in this dog fucks dogs forum, ou can refer to me as Captain Dick Cheese for all I care.

Fixed. 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, Vector Sigma said:

Hey, if that's how to get recognition and kudos in this dog eat dog forum, ou can refer to me as Captain Dick Cheese for all I care.

Don't be pulling rank round here mate!

[Captain Turdseye]

10 hours ago, Vector Sigma said:

Hey, if that's how to get recognition and kudos in this dog eat dog forum, ou can refer to me as Captain Dick Cheese for all I care.

 

Everyone wants to be a Captain. 
 

It’s a big responsibility. 

[TheHowieLama]

There has never been a single decent poster with a military prefix to their name.

 

[YorkshireRed]

Tonight I’m in a hotel room in Manchester. Zero interest in sitting alone in a restaurant, although I usually quite enjoy that.
 

I’m going to have a KFC and a Twix.

 

[Carradona]

It'll be a variation of this for a few days until payday!

[Stouffer]

Saltimboca and potatoes fried in butter.

 

Yum yum.

[stringvest]

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, stringvest said:

I never ate one of those in my life. They might be lovely but they look like vomit to me.

[stringvest]

2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I never ate one of those in my life. They might be lovely but they look like vomit to me.

They did taste like someone else’s vomit too

[Bruce Spanner]

14 hours ago, Stouffer said:

Saltimboca and potatoes fried in butter.

 

Yum yum.

Didn’t know what it was, do now, will be eating soon.

[Stouffer]

15 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Didn’t know what it was, do now, will be eating soon.

 

I use pork rather than veal, easier to get.

 

https://www.splendidtable.org/story/2019/10/10/saltimbocca-stroganoff-with-pan-fried-potatoes

[Total Longo]

"two fish suppers and two cans of irn bru, please"