Premier League Round Up (Dec 30 2023 - Jan 2 2024)

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After their come from behind win against Villa in the previous game, United were feeling good about themselves. Had they turned a corner? Yes, and then they walked straight into a train. Losers.

 

They went to Forest and were fucking dogshit again. Forest had too much desire and pace for them to handle. Typified by Gibbs-White and United old boy Elanga who ran them ragged. Elanga has pissed the United fans off because he 'over celebrated' by grabbing the Forest badge on his shirt and dancing in the dressing room afterwards.

 

I don't blame him, they spent £180m on Antony and Sancho because they didn't think he was good enough. And he's miles better than the pair of them.

 

Gibbs-White is fun to watch. He’s great on the ball but he’s got fire in his belly too. Early on he went right through McTominay, then got up and then wiped out Evans too and then screamed at the ref that he won the ball. He did win the ball both times but the ref booked him anyway, presumably just for the aggression. Fans love that though, it gets everyone going and Forest were just much more up for the game than United.

 

Dominguez put Forest ahead but their keeper was doing his level best to let United back into it. He’d already got away with one ridiculous clearance but he didn’t learn from it and passed straight to Garnacho who fed Rashford for the equaliser.

 

Gibbs-White won it with eight minutes to go when he fired in from the edge of the box. It was very similar to the first goal and it’s funny because all season Goldbridge has been banging on about how they never pick up midfield runners on the edge of the box. He knows more than Eric Ten Jarg does. Maybe they should give him the job next. He couldn’t do much worse and at least he’d be interesting in his post match interviews. Not like this bald weirdo.

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[sir roger]

If Pickford wore long sleeved shirts he would have to tie a knot in the elbows.

[razor]

I know what you mean around the Gooner/Saka thing, Dave.  But he really can ball and is a clutch baller.

 

Ball.

[DalyanPete]

the badge looks like something you’d get on a jar kit on a Turkish market stall.

 

Eye witness account says Turkish markets do not stock the shites shirts. 

[dave u]

2 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

the badge looks like something you’d get on a jar kit on a Turkish market stall.

 

Eye witness account says Turkish markets do not stock the shites shirts. 

 

Three times I changed that to 'jarg' and three times it must have auto corrected it.

[redinblack]

I think of Arsenal I just think of John Thomson on The Fast Show....."Soccer!"

[halewood pete]

"Bulb headed manc twat" Outstanding!