Questions for the pod

[Josef Svejk]

Which current Everton player would you sign under threat of slow and agonising death?

[Kevin D]

Which former TLW poster would you most like to see return to the forum?

[Captain Turdseye]

Same as last time. I don’t listen to the pod but if my question makes the cut I’m all in. 
 

On 06/12/2022 at 15:18, Captain Turdseye said:

Why do the daughters of Sheikh Mohammed - Ultimate Ruler of Dubai - always keep trying to flee the country, and why does he then have them abducted, flown back to Dubai, forcibly medicated and jailed for years?

 

[Remmie]

If everyone is fit and in top form, who starts in the front three? 

[Elite]

Do you ever see yourselves being as cool as the people on The Anfield Wrap?

[Kevin D]

42 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Same as last time. I don’t listen to the pod but if my question makes the cut I’m all in. 
 

 

They’re hardly going to criticise the guy bankrolling them, are they?

[Creator Supreme]

If a tree falls in a forest and there are no people close enough to hear it, is Darwin Nunez still shit?

[Poor Scouser T]

Should we go straight to Mars or wait till there is a viable moonbase.

[Creator Supreme]

Which is bigger, the known universe or Brendan Rogers ego?

 

When will medical science perfect the removal of the recessive and unnecessary anti-beaner gene?

[Chris]

6 hours ago, Jose Jones said:

Victory and top 4 easily. We’re not Evertonians.

 

True, but Dave is a Dave! 

[Chris]

2 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Same as last time. I don’t listen to the pod but if my question makes the cut I’m all in. 
 

 

 

Same as last time, the clue's in the name. It's called listener questions. But if this is what it takes for you to give us a shot...

[Paul]

Just letting you all know in advance that Usher the Snake is going to stitch me up in my absence again on this pod. I’m out of the country and can’t do tonight. He therefore took great pleasure in telling me he’s going to take the piss and embellish the tale when he does so. The rat. 

[Chris]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

Do you ever see yourselves being as cool as the people on The Anfield Wrap?

 

I don't see how this is possible. We're not The Beatles. We can't become bigger than Jesus. 

[DJLJ]

Why aren’t there more drunken pods? 

[manwiththestick]

19 minutes ago, DJLJ said:

Why aren’t there more drunken pods? 

We don't regulary smash teams all over park these days.

[DJLJ]

1 minute ago, manwiththestick said:

We don't regulary smash teams all over park these days.

We won 7 - 0 against the red mancs and not a single drunken rant on the pod.

[Chris]

39 minutes ago, DJLJ said:

Why aren’t there more drunken pods? 

 

You buying? 

[Jairzinho]

When will more forumites be appearing on the pod?

[Captain Turdseye]

6 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

When will more forumites be appearing on the pod?

I’ll do a weekly Bitchfest round up. The membership will go through the roof. 

[diamondjoe]

Any chance of a video pod so we can see your fac....... Eh scrap that idea.

[alles ist gut]

James Ward-Prowse OR a lifetime supply of soy sauce?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

14 hours ago, dave u said:

Recording a pod later, and we'll do another listeners questions feature so get your questions in now.

Will the Marcelo Salas hair ever make a comeback?

[JohnnyH]

Are you shills for FSG and/or big pharma?

[Bobby Hundreds]

Are all the sides problems stemming from the team not being capable of the high press or is it a combination of that and the fact a lot more sides are better at dealing with high pressing or are we just shit because Sadio Manes countrymen put a curse on us.

[Lee909]

On 28/03/2023 at 14:43, Razoray said:

We need to raise £100m in sales this summer to get the players that we need in. Who would you sell/sacrifice? 

 

Jota,Fabinho,Matip,Jones and Tsimikas(i reckon he will want out to actually get games anyway)