Bottom Five Posters Of All Time

[Captain Turdseye]

28 minutes ago, Liverpool lad said:

@aRdja

 

'I'm just here studying and would love to see the Reds whilst in the UK'

 

He had about 25 tickets in total as he was always leaving 'shortly'

 

Absolutely frauded TSOP

 

That is a pretty shit excuse. 

[Strontium]

He had 25 tickets as gifts for his maids and butlers.

[RedKnight]

3 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

RedKnight was funny because he just used to rant non stop but his writing style was proper eye aids with long sentences and random capital letters. 

 

Andriy Voronin was like a foreign Jay from the Inbetweeners. 

 

 

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

Redshadow. Not Redknight. Apologies Redknight.

 

[KMD7]

RedShadow was ace in fairness. 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

3 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Xerxes' post match reports were great. Warm, cosy bullshit.

 

He'd wander down cobbled streets, the smell of home-cooking wafting from open windows.  A child sits on his father's shoulders, as he pays tuppence for a programme. The anticipation of the crowd. Somewhere, a young child shouts "up the reds", as a home-painted wooden rattle is held aloft, and the cheer drowns out the music of The Hit Parade.

A good post in full 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Just now, Skidfingers McGonical said:

A good post in full 

Ah fuck’s sake Harry beating me to it.

[dockers_strike]

5. Istvan Kosma \ Shithouse Cunts

4. Kevin D

3. Rico1304

2. Herp McDerp

1. FEG

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

Bit harsh. Kevshit D didn’t even mention your San Don-era.

[Fugitive]

Momo

Silverlining

Olly the Chelsea fireman

Stig

RobbieF

 

[Strontium]

1 hour ago, dockers_strike said:

5. Istvan Kosma \ Shithouse Cunts

4. Kevin D

3. Rico1304

2. Herp McDerp

1. FEG

 

Herp is a great shout to be fair. Similar to The Guest, just needlessly horrible to other people, like they were something he trod on in the street.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Momo

Silverlining

Olly the Chelsea fireman

Stig

RobbieF

 

Cheeky cunt state of you 

[an tha]

One thing I have never understood is why fans of other clubs live on club forums...

 

I sort of understand why some do it to take piss/wind people up - although it seems a bit sad - but the ones i really find hard to get my head around are the ones who are like 'pets' on forums - i see it on bluemong for example, they have pet bitters who are on there who kiss their arses and in turn get patted on the head.

 

Sad bastards.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, an tha said:

One thing I have never understood is why fans of other clubs live on club forums...

 

I sort of understand why some do it to take piss/wind people up - although it seems a bit sad - but the ones i really find hard to get my head around are the ones who are like 'pets' on forums - i see it on bluemong for example, they have pet bitters who are on there who kiss their arses and in turn get patted on the head.

 

Sad bastards.

Fugitive posts on Brighton’s forum. Pretends his names Nigel from Horsham. Divorced. Single. Ready to mingle. 
 

Then he looks at the breakfast bed just ordered in and it all hits him. 

[Fugitive]

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Fugitive posts on Brighton’s forum. Pretends his names Nigel from Horsham. Divorced. Single. Ready to mingle. 
 

Then he looks at the breakfast bed just ordered in and it all hits him. 

Cheeky cunt, I’ve never posted on a Brighton forum.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Fugitive said:

Cheeky cunt, I’ve never posted on a Brighton forum.

Pull the other one. 
 

No not that one 

[Fugitive]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Pull the other one. 
 

No not that one 

Nigel will pull what he wants

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

5. Istvan Kosma \ Shithouse Cunts

4. Kevin D

3. Rico1304

2. Herp McDerp

1. FEG

 

 

 

Tremendous bump. Repped. 
 

Must be painful for Rico to only come in 3rd place after all the work he’s put in. 

[Section_31]

Beware Fugitive, my dear, and hollow promise of Ibiza tits.

 

Your trousers down with hand on cock, refresh your browser but tits-no-more.

 

Back home he flies, empty of bank and nonforthcoming with wank.

 

Our man in Japan no more,  the Prince of forlorn titty promise he is.

[Fugitive]

13 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Beware Fugitive, my dear, and hollow promise of Ibiza tits.

 

Your trousers down with hand on cock refresh your browser but tits-no-more.

 

Back home he flies, empty of bank and nonforthcoming with wank.

 

Our man in Japan no more,  the Prince of forlorn titty promise he is.

Do you want a pic of my dick?

 

just as well I didn’t post any pics, I’d be cancelled and sitting in Walton the way things have gone.

 

Without pics, my best conquest was a Bollywood actress… who was from the Wirral. She was fucking whiter than me and brassy as fuck called Robyn. 

[TheBitch]

On 29/11/2022 at 10:21, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

1 RobbieF

2 Cain

3 The Bitch

4 Stouffer

5 Karl B

 

 

Finally, some recognition. 

[Bjornebye]

10 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Do you want a pic of my dick?

 

just as well I didn’t post any pics, I’d be cancelled and sitting in Walton the way things have gone.

 

Without pics, my best conquest was a Bollywood actress… who was from the Wirral. She was fucking whiter than me and brassy as fuck called Robyn. 

Found her. Looks high maintenance. Would and erm, wood 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Do you want a pic of my dick?

 

just as well I didn’t post any pics, I’d be cancelled and sitting in Walton the way things have gone.

 

Without pics, my best conquest was a Bollywood actress… who was from the Wirral. She was fucking whiter than me and brassy as fuck called Robyn. 

The boy done well.