Most out of date thing you've eaten

[Remmie]

At the back of my cupboard was a tin of artichoke hearts I bought due to a sandwich suggestion from @neko

 

I only opened them to put the can in the recycling, but saw they looked in remarkably good nick so ate a few and they tasted good. I chucked most of them just in case, but on another day may have devoured them all. 

 

The best before date was for June 2013.

 

I'm sure some of you sick bastards will be able to absolutely destroy that

[Guest]

Tonight I cooked a piece of frozen cod. Not just any piece of frozen cod. It was put in the freezer in 2015 and had a best before 2017. I'm interested to know what might happen. Hopefully nothing. 

[ZonkoVille77]

When I was 24 I went down on a 43 year old. 

That was the most out of date thing I'd eaten at that time. 

 

 

[Remmie]

10 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

When I was 24 I went down on a 43 year old. 

That was the most out of date thing I'd eaten at that time. 

 

 

She was probably only best before 38 though 

[Bobby Hundreds]

I've no idea how old it was but I found an old Easter egg in the back of my nans wardrobe when I bit into it, it just fell to dust like id staked a vampire. It actually tastes like it had died.

[Elite]

8 hours ago, Fluter in Dakota said:

Tonight I cooked a piece of frozen cod. Not just any piece of frozen cod. It was put in the freezer in 2015 and had a best before 2017. I'm interested to know what might happen. Hopefully nothing. 

 

[TheBitch]

Only last week I found two boxes of Asda’s “best” cookies that went out of date in Feb ‘19.
 

Ate the lot and I’m not dead yet. 

[Josef Svejk]

I had cheese fondue a while back...

[Remmie]

21 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

I had cheese fondue a while back...

If that is no longer a trend, then fuck the fashion police

[sir roger]

We have a spice rack on which the stuff at the back is probably in apothecary jars.

[Remmie]

2 minutes ago, sir roger said:

We have a spice rack on which the stuff at the back is probably in apothecary jars.

I have my brothers old spice rack with spices from his uni days around 15 years ago. The turmeric tastes of nothing

[Mudface]

This guy's an interesting watch- he reviews various military ration packs, almost all of which are out of date, some by decades, although he did skip the speed in an RAF emergency pack from the Second World War - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2I6Et1JkidnnbWgJFiMeHA

 

 

 

[Aventus]

I had milk that was about a month out of date once, it smelt fine so I just cracked on, the thing is it was sealed the entire time so mustn't have had the chance for the bacteria or whatever to get in and make it go bad. 

[Kevin D]

If something was out of date, my dad would just pick the moldey bit away and eat the rest.

 

I was reliably informed by him that only a big jessie would throw the food away.

[Elite]

11 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

If something was out of date, my dad would just pick the moldey bit away and eat the rest.

 

I was reliably informed by him that only a big jessie would throw the food away.

Wasn't called Alexander Fleming by any chance was he?

[tokyojoe]

20 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

If something was out of date, my dad would just pick the moldey bit away and eat the rest.

 

I was reliably informed by him that only a big jessie would throw the food away.

I've always done that with cheese.

[Paul]

I can’t remember how old it was but my

mum had a tin of beans from the 80s in her cupboard a couple of years ago that junior and I had. They were sound. 

[Bob]

I cooked and ate chicken thighs from Aldi that were almost at their best before date, which trumps absolutely all claims being made elsewhere in here.

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Paul said:

I can’t remember how old it was but my

mum had a tin of beans from the 80s in her cupboard a couple of years ago that junior and I had. They were sound. 

Sick bastard. I don't care about the best before date, just the disgusting contents

[easytoslip]

With respect to the chap who ate an out of day snatch/kebab, when the labia lips turn a undesirable colour, its time for pipe and slippers and a bit of reminiscing. 

[Bjornebye]

I was having a root through my old stuff that was in boxes from when I was a kid. Found a few chewing gum in my old school bag. This was 2016 and I hadn't used the bag since 2000. Had one. Still tasted minty. I'd forgotten about that until I saw this. 

[Tony Moanero]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I was having a root through my old stuff that was in boxes from when I was a kid. Found a few chewing gum in my old school bag. This was 2016 and I hadn't used the bag since 2000. Had one. Still tasted minty. I'd forgotten about that until I saw this. 

Seen some fella on Twitter, eat a piece of bubblegum from a packet of 1960s Baseball cards.

[Remmie]

On 22/08/2020 at 21:12, Tony Moanero said:

Seen some fella on Twitter, eat a piece of bubblegum from a packet of 1960s Baseball cards.

On that 1st video Mudface shared he has chewing gum from 1957 and it's pristine. The coffee and creamer were good as well

[Bjornebye]

Is that Maccies still going strong that fella put in the glass jar about 15 years ago and it just never changed ?

[Guest]

On 21/08/2020 at 22:57, Fluter in Dakota said:

Tonight I cooked a piece of frozen cod. Not just any piece of frozen cod. It was put in the freezer in 2015 and had a best before 2017. I'm interested to know what might happen. Hopefully nothing. 

Don't eat out of date frozen cod, quite unwell yesterday. Sore throat and temperature - I was convinced I was going down with Covid but fine this morning. Almost certainly food poisoning.