Bournemouth(a) Pl- Match Thread

[Creator Supreme]

Daniel Ings. Remember the name.

Yeah, I wish him well when he goes on loan to Newcastle!

[dockers_strike]

Half empty!!!! How dare you?

 

I can assure you sir that my glass has never entertained a single drop of liquid!

 

Was giving you the benefit of the doubt.

[Jennings]

Is Sturridge injured?

 

———————Firmino———————

Coutinho—-——Salah——————Ox

————-Hendo———Can—————

Milner——Klavan——Lovren—-Gomez

———————Mignolet———————

 

I like the front five. 4-0 to us. Mingolet hatrick.

[clangers]

I like the front five. 4-0 to us. Mingolet hatrick.

You'd think so, he's due one.

[TSC]

Is Sturridge injured?

 

———————Firmino———————

Coutinho—-——Salah——————Ox

————-Hendo———Can—————

Milner——Klavan——Lovren—-Gomez

———————Mignolet———————

It's Winter so hence no Sturridge.  'Winteritis' is a crippling condition and appears to be contagious and possibly spread to Lallana, who has dissapeared off the face of the earth after a brief cameo some time ago.

[Dave D]

Going to sound a right Barry bullshitter here.......

 

Went to see Star Wars this morning at the new Odeon Cinerma in Bournemouth. I walked through an area know as Bournemouth gardens, rounded a corner and Jurgen Klopp was walking straight towards me, closely followed by the entire squad. Obviously out for morning stroll to loosen up, it was around 1015am.

 

It was nuts. One Dad there with his young lad asked for a photo but security stepped in and refused.

 

I was with my wife and 2 daughters- Salah smiled and nodded- I just stood there like a dumbstruck 40 year old teenager.  

 

Star Wars was brilliant so great morning all round! 

[an tha]

No Mane in starting XI

 

Liverpool XI: Mignolet, Gomez, Lovren, Klavan, Robertson, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Coutinho, Salah, Firmino.

 

Substitutes: Karius, Milner, Mane, Lallana, Ings, Solanke, Alexander-Arnold.

[TheHowieLama]

Naughty chair.

[Grinch]

All onus on the front three it is.  It's a very good front three at least.   Mane hasn't been playing well anyway and he at least provides an option of the bench which we don't have when we play our first XI.

[magicrat]

We owe these upstarts big time

[Redder Lurtz]

We owe these upstarts big time

 

Yeah we do. I fancy us to take 2 points ff them today. Famous away draw for me, Clive.

[Carvalho Diablo]

No fucking about with these cunts, double figures and a dirty Sanchez.

 

Cunt them in the bastard.

[eeyore]

We owe these upstarts big time

When have we ever paid back a team that has humiliated us?

[TheHowieLama]

We paid Soton again after they sold us Lovren. Does that count?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Look at that midfield, Henderson and Wijnaldum away from home. My blood runs cold but I hope they both turn up today and dominate, crush and squirt diarrhea all over the Bournemouth midfield.

 

Be confident boys, you've got it in you to smash these bastards to smithereens.

 

COYMR

[TheHowieLama]

Hope they didn't read any newspapers this morning

[KMD7]

Hope they haven't been reading tlw

[Shitty Arse]

Hope they get beat

[Jennings]

We'll batter these.

2-2.

[Captain]

Time for Wijnaldum to put in a proper performance away from home!

[Russ Atmosphere]

Mane rivers to cross.

[Jennings]

Time for Wijnaldum to put in a proper performance away from home!

 

[liverpoolsno9]

I only hope Wiji isn't reading this before the game.

[Scooby Dudek]

From the BBC;

 

Liverpool are unbeaten in their last eight games in the Premier League, winning five and drawing three.

The Reds, though, six points and seven goals worse off than at this stage last season.

[suzy]

Got to be happy with our front 3, everyone's been slating Mane lately so we can't complain he's not playing. Perhaps he'll come on late and score the winner?

 

Ridiculously nervous for this! We need to be 2 or 3 up before HT but even that wasn't enough last year!