Simon Green - Who Am I?

[Trumo]

La Dolce Ryvita.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The Life of Pie Pie.

[alles ist gut]

The Theory of Everything Dave Deleted

[Total Longo]

I knew before opening this thread that the latest posts would be related to his dream tweet, god bless the lad. 

[Bjornebye]

Pure Fiction 

[No2]

Finger Food: A story about about an elite chef with revenge on his mind. He's got a knife for every forum member that laughed or ridiculed him.

 

Watch Simon Greene travel through time on the roads he built himself. In this tense thriller he asks Dave to un-archive his greatest hits. He then sets off on a mission that will end outside a KFC in a town near you, along the way he chops off the typing fingers of every cunt who ever did him wrong to create his very own finger food.

[sir roger]

Tarmacgeddon

[Bjornebye]

Fists of Fucking Furious 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Wierd Science

[Bobby Hundreds]

I thought he changed his name?

[Lee909]

That's some take

[manwiththestick]

Getting back to the films.

 

12 Molnkeys.

Squesantville.

Dag Day Afternoon.

Dude, where's my mates bike?

[Section_31]

[Trumo]

3 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Getting back to the films.

 

12 Molnkeys.

Squesantville.

Dag Day Afternoon.

Dude, where's my mates bike?

 

Clear & Squeasant Danger

Tarmac & Me

Rumpole of the Baylifts

La Dolce Ryvita

Si-lent Green

 

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Furmedge]

3 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Hahaha I was just about to post this same picture. The man continues to amaze me.

[alles ist gut]

“How did this come about?”

 

”It all started as a bit of a boil on my claw, and look at it now”

[Strontium]

Could be experimenting towards the long rumoured bird/mammal hybrid.

[John102]

Not many leave the Liverpool Way for bigger things. Fair play to him.

[Remmie]

You should have a basic grasp of Ornithology working in....Currys.

[Strontium]

There's a chance he's been accepted to Hogwarts.

[Bjornebye]

Is that a Wutang Clan sign in his beard? 

[littletedwest]

Which curry's is he working at?

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

Which curry's is he working at?

 

Dixons. 

[Elite]

Basically the same lad