Simon Green - Who Am I?

[skend04]

57 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

 

The next Michael Keaton. 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[Section_31]

That's Jareth.

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, littletedwest said:

Which curry's is he working at?

 

Brechin

[Bobby Hundreds]

3 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Patchy beard and a fancy new hedwig. Vanity in showbiz.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, sir roger said:

 

Brechin

 

Best thread ever. Pisses on anything the Hall of Fame has. Them first two pages were absolute dynamite. 

 

"Does anybody in here know anyone who works at Brechin FC?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then it unravelled .... video cameras, Nigerian orphans.... "Have you met this guy?" I'm sure there was an Egyptian agent at some point. Peak World Wide Web. 

[sir roger]

' Brechin my balls '

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, sir roger said:

' Brechin my balls '

 

"Don't go Brechin my heart" 

[Furmedge]

Really makes you think.

[VladimirIlyich]

Simon's world of perpetual motion and imaginary Land's End to John O'Groats bike rides.

[Bjornebye]

55 minutes ago, Furmedge said:

Really makes you think.

 

Notes on his order "Don't go brechin my heart" 

[manwiththestick]

Why the fuck has he not got a blue tick next to his name is what I wanna know.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Why the fuck has he not got a blue tick next to his name is what I wanna know.

 

Have to be honest, I'm surprised he hasn't paid 8 quid for one. 

[manwiththestick]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Have to be honest, I'm surprised he hasn't paid 8 quid for one. 

Hang on a minute, forgive me as I've not used Twitter for about 10 years, anyone can pay to have a blue tick now?

 

What is the point of that then, I thought it was just for verified celebs/famous people? Any fucker can have it if they pay £8?

 

Seems to be an open invitation for all kinds of skullduggery that.

[Bjornebye]

35 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Hang on a minute, forgive me as I've not used Twitter for about 10 years, anyone can pay to have a blue tick now?

 

What is the point of that then, I thought it was just for verified celebs/famous people? Any fucker can have it if they pay £8?

 

Seems to be an open invitation for all kinds of skullduggery that.

 

Yep. Cunts with 20 followers givin' it the big'un 

 

They haven't let you go back in time and rep your own posts yet.... I'm sure Musk will sort that soon enough 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

2 hours ago, Furmedge said:

Really makes you think.

I’m starting to get properly irritated by him recently. This made me laugh though. 

[Captain Turdseye]

4 minutes ago, Skidfingers McGonical said:

I’m starting to get properly irritated by him recently. This made me laugh though. 

You think just because you’re all grown up then he should be grown up too?

 

Simon doesn’t function like mere mortals. 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

You think just because you’re all grown up then he should be grown up too?

 

Simon doesn’t function like mere mortals. 

Growing up is overrated. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

Hang on a minute, forgive me as I've not used Twitter for about 10 years, anyone can pay to have a blue tick now?

 

What is the point of that then, I thought it was just for verified celebs/famous people? Any fucker can have it if they pay £8?

 

Seems to be an open invitation for all kinds of skullduggery that.

Where have you been?

 

It was a great idea by Billy Big-Brains to try to get some of his $44 billion back - and, yes, it did lead to all kinds of skullduggery.

 

Basically, someone who has swerved Twitter for 10 years understands it better than the prick who owns it.

[Elite]

I've never used Uber Eats or Deliveroo but it would piss off as well if they forgot the sauces. Especially the Curry one, not as if you have that in your cupboard.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Getting Maccies delivered is scruff behaviour.

[VladimirIlyich]

22 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Getting Maccies is scruff behaviour.

Right on.

[Section_31]

32 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Getting Maccies delivered is scruff behaviour.

 

McDonald's defies the laws of physics in terms of how fast it goes cold too.

[Captain Turdseye]

33 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Getting Maccies delivered is scruff behaviour.

Getting Maccies delivered would be immense where I live. The nearest one is 20+ minutes away. It’s not even possible to drive through and bring it home because it’s gone freezing before we get back. 

[Elite]

25 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

McDonald's defies the laws of physics in terms of how fast it goes cold too.

You could use the chips as an ice pack after 10 minutes.