Mario Balotelli

[Caramac]

[Naz17]

He's here...

 

[TheHowieLama]

That has got to be a Photoshop - his boots don't even match.

[WhiskeyJar]

Sexy beast...

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Plus, why does he have a massive red javelin strapped to his elbow?

 

Crazy bastard.

[WhiskeyJar]

[WhiskeyJar]

[Mook]

Already training on his own.

 

£16m down the pisser.

[WhiskeyJar]

First Name:Ryland

Surname:Morgans

Job Title:Head of fitness and conditioning

 

Steven Gerrard was one high-profile member of the first-team squad eager to praise Morgans' influence on pre-season training in the summer of 2013, stating: "He's a really good fitness coach who gets as much as he can out of the lads but does it in the right way."

The skipper went on to describe the Welshman's training regime as 'brutal'.

[WhiskeyJar]

 

 

 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

Who gives a fuck?

 

We blew it. Move on.

[Acid]

I don't know if it's going to be good or bad, I'm just excited for the ride.

[an tha]

Must be close to pictures staring at the European cup time now.

 

Bring it on, honestly believe he will be boss for us.

[Lario]

He's gonna tear the league a new asshole!

 

Can't wait to see him up against Phil Jones!

[Caramac]

Ballotelli
Origi
Sturridge
Sterling

[Bobby Hundreds]

I just can't believe he's italian. His dress sense is terrible.

[Innova]

Haha he's wearing different colored shoes.

[Strontium]

Imagine him, Markovic, Sterling and Sturridge running at you.

 

Three black guys and a Slav. Sounds like the set up for a really terrible racist joke.

 

EDIT: Beaten like a Japanese prisoner of war:

 

Racist.

 

[scudger99]

Mario's picture should be in the dictionary under "maverick".

Mavericks rarely understand what "last chance saloon" actually means, hopefully he does and gets his head down.  The mad maverick fucker.

[Dr Nowt]

Racist.

 

Three black guys and a Slav. Sounds like the set up for a really terrible racist joke.

 

EDIT: Beaten like a Japanese prisoner of war:

 

Some of my best friends are black guys, Slavs and Japanese POW camp commandants.

[Jairzinho]

Some of my best friends are black guys, Slavs and Japanese POW camp commandants.

Bullshit. You don't know any black people.

[Dr Nowt]

Bullshit. You don't know any black people.

 

Maybe not "know" know, but its hard to really see someone when you're all wearing animal masks in a car park.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

From his official Instagram account *shrug*

 

[J-V]

I like Mario, good lad.

[El Dangerous]

I wonder if he gets a lamb dinner and a chat with David Johnson as part of his tour.