How pissed will you get if we win the league ?

[Red Banjo]

Little story -

 

I'm accompanying my bird when she goe home back to Ireland to see her family. I work away quite often and 2 weeks ago I left for the week safe in the knowledge she understood there was no way I would be going anywhere before 12th May. On the 2nd day of my stayaway in London she texts me a picture of a screenshot of our tickets. Booked 3rd-11th may. With the return to England actually flying at 3.50pm. A heated conversation followed. And it's been a sore subject since.

 

She now understands that I'm flying back early on my own on 10th. I told her to not expect to see me until 12th. Mid to late evening.

 

I think she finally understands what football means to me. Only took me 7 years to get it drilled into her.

[manwiththestick]

Christ, why watch there when you can jump on a train before the match and be on the doorstep of the carnage as it (hopefully) happens?

I get you totally but we have watched the last eight games in the same pub so don't want to jinx anything.

[WhiskeyJar]

If we win our three remaining games though, that's it isn't it?

 

You'll have to forgive my ignorance, I've been on the ale for some time today.

 

Wait got that wrong...checking again.

[Sweeney287]

City play after we play Chelsea so either way we won't know until later that day at the very earliest and its dependant on us beating Chelsea I think.

[WhiskeyJar]

Ok so: 

 

Considering City win their games in hand, they go up to 77, which means 3 behind us. 

 

Any additional loss from City means potentially they are 6 points behind us, after we potentially win at Chelsea with 2 games to go.

 

Considering all these factors, then the earliest we can win it is at Chrystal Palace.  

[Croque Monsieur]

I get you totally but we have watched the last eight games in the same pub so don't want to jinx anything.

Fair play, I know exactly where you're coming from. Me and another mate (yet another exiled Scouser) have watched a great many of our victorious matches in the same pub in Hertford.

 

We were there this morning and will be in position for Chelsea next week.

[Adebisi]

We were originally set to play Palace on my older brother's birthday and he was convinced that we'd win the league that day. He's gutted it was moved to the Monday. 

Whenever we win it, el vino will flow. 

[Jairzinho]

If we win the league against Palace I'll be in Rhodes so I've decided I'm going to steal a boat, throw a massive 48 hour drug fuelled party then I'm going to invade Turkey.

[Bjornebye]

Little story -

 

I'm accompanying my bird when she goe home back to Ireland to see her family. I work away quite often and 2 weeks ago I left for the week safe in the knowledge she understood there was no way I would be going anywhere before 12th May. On the 2nd day of my stayaway in London she texts me a picture of a screenshot of our tickets. Booked 3rd-11th may. With the return to England actually flying at 3.50pm. A heated conversation followed. And it's been a sore subject since.

 

She now understands that I'm flying back early on my own on 10th. I told her to not expect to see me until 12th. Mid to late evening.

 

I think she finally understands what football means to me. Only took me 7 years to get it drilled into her.

 

took me 7 minutes with her mate. she is sound her though. tell her i said hi

[Croque Monsieur]

If we win the league against Palace I'll be in Rhodes so I've decided I'm going to steal a boat, throw a massive 48 hour drug fuelled party then I'm going to invade Turkey.

Ha, ha! I worked with a lad who went on holiday to Turkey then, upon his return, commented that he'd never go back unless it was on crusade.

[Dr Nowt]

I'll be born dead out of my own arse by nightfall.

[an tha]

Bladdered - and bladdered for days at that!

 

I work in a 2 man department and if we win it a sign is going up on the locked door of our office.

 

'due to an extraordinary chain of events we are closed - we will (possibly) be open again once sobriety returns'

[whistler]

Seeing as I was hospitalised in Mexico after the West Ham game, this doesn't bode well for me. The Doctors didn't speak English in Oaxaca, and the red Doctors at the Royal will be mumbling and burping on whoever passes through that night.

 

Maybe Code will reveal himself on that fateful night, bare-arsed, revealng that his bell end in fact has a tattoo of himself on it.

[A Red]

[Stouffer]

I reckon I'll shit my lungs.

[rEddie]

I will fly from New Jersey, will pick up my brother in-law in Surbiton. I am then going to drive us to L4. I will find a LFC supporters pub. I will stay there for the next 7 days. I will be pissed as a parrot each day.  By the end of that week I am determined to have a Scouse accent (I'm Welsh). I will rely on you lot to teach me. That is all. Tattoos may be involved also.

[stringvest]

 

Look.  I'd had a bad couple of days.  I wasn't sleeping well.  Feck off.

 

See that coming out of my mouth?  It may well be ecumenical matter.

[Saintslfc13]

If we win the league against Palace I'll be in Rhodes so I've decided I'm going to steal a boat, throw a massive 48 hour drug fuelled party then I'm going to invade Turkey.

Where can I sign up Captain?

[skend04]

JR Tolkien would have written a song about how drunk I got. It'll be immense.

[Son of L8]

 

I'll be as pissed as Carra by teatime. Probably wake up in Siberia with a cyrillic tattoo on my forehead and a ring on my finger.

[Melchett]

[Hades]

I'll be wandering naked in the middle of the Maracana on 13th July with no memory of the previous 2 months.

[Furmedge]

My wife is heavily pregnant. Her expected date is the 9th May. She went two day over with our last one. We play Newcastle on the 11th. I should have just had a wank on that balmy night last august. I probably won't even be able to touch a drop around that time.

 

Man points earned however because there's a chance she'll be going in for a c-section (baby currently lying wrong way) and I've already been in touch with the hospital to confirm they don't do these kind of operations on a Sunday (match day).

 

If, heaven forbid, we lose the league on the last day and my daughter is born, I'll be happy on the outside, but devastated on the inside if we don't get No.19.

[Guest davelfc]

 

Peter Reid pissed?

[KMD7]

I may die