Oscar Pistorius

[Guest Pistonbroke]

He's addressing the judge directly.  Which may be cultural and normal practice in SA for all I know, but given there's no jury in the trial, it's also apt given his entire focus of playing to the gallery is purely for her benefit.

True, but i reckon she's a hard bitch who is going to give him the hardest sentence she possibly can. 

[Champ]

True, but i reckon she's a hard bitch who is going to give him the hardest sentence she possibly can.

 

Hard? As in, not falling for this shite?

[Bjornebye]

He and Shrien Dewani could have a heart-warming Odd Couple-esque prison romance.

 

Fucking statistical jamboree them two, there's a tick in every box.

Id have fucking rattled that dewani bird everywhere

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Hard? As in, not falling for this shite?

Yeah, I doubt she could beat a bloke in, but you never know. 

[Dr Nowt]

Id have fucking rattled that dewani bird everywhere

 

She looked beautiful from pictures of her, didn't she.

[Dr Nowt]

True, but i reckon she's a hard bitch who is going to give him the hardest sentence she possibly can. 

 

I would be very, very surprised if she's fallen for his amateur histrionics. 

 

No idea what the SA appeal system is like, but with a wretch so prepared to weasel his way down to any level in attempting to save his own skin, they are no doubt trying to leave him no room to use it should he be found guilty.

[Trucker Paddy]

Funny today, the prosecution lawyer "what are you getting emotional about now"

[General Dryness]

Funny today, the prosecution lawyer "what are you getting emotional about now"

 

Oscar Shitstoryis : "Shot me missus coz she was a cunt and now I'm shit scared of going to chokey where I'll get bummed ragged."

 

Lawyer : "Fair point like lid."

[Beansonafryup]

She was packing a bag to leave him when he chased her into the bog and shot her to peices through the door. Evil fucking twat.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Once he gets banged up in Nobbin Island the prisoners will use him like a ventriloquists dummy, plonk them on their sweaty laps and ram their fists right up him.

 

He'll have eyes like Nookie Bear before the summer is here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And an arse like Bubbles the monkey.

[Anubis]

I would be very, very surprised if she's fallen for his amateur histrionics. 

 

No idea what the SA appeal system is like, but with a wretch so prepared to weasel his way down to any level in attempting to save his own skin, they are no doubt trying to leave him no room to use it should he be found guilty.

 

Pretty much what an interviewee from the SA legal system said on 5 Live this afternoon. The Judge will make sure he gets breaks, etc. so he can't appeal on the basis he was unfairly treated. All avenues of escape being cut off n'all.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Pretty much what an interviewee from the SA legal system said on 5 Live this afternoon. The Judge will make sure he gets breaks, etc. so he can't appeal on the basis he was unfairly treated. All avenues of escape being cut off n'all.

 

To do that, all they'd need would be a cow catcher.

[General Dryness]

To do that, all they'd need would be a cow catcher.

 

Its fair to say cattle grids are no friend to old Oscar when he's got his running gear on.

[Reds4Life]

Oscar is about to find out that when they call "Stumps" on Day One that it's just not cricket.

[stringvest]

Once he gets banged up in Nobbin Island the prisoners will use him like a ventriloquists dummy, plonk them on their sweaty laps and ram their fists right up him.

 

He'll have eyes like Nookie Bear before the summer is here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And an arse like Bubbles the monkey.

It might be the other way round.

[redheart]

Sums it up nicely

 

http://aerialtelly.co.uk/oscar-pistorius-guilty.php

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Sums it up nicely

 

http://aerialtelly.co.uk/oscar-pistorius-guilty.php

I'm not so sure I like this line:

 

 

To paraphrase the tormentors of Liverpool FC: always the victim, it’s never his fault.

 

Edit: I tried to edit your name out of the quotation directly above but unsuccessfully. To be clear, the quote is from the link provided.

[magicrat]

Oscar Shitstoryis : "Shot me missus coz she was a cunt and now I'm shit scared of going to chokey where I'll get bummed ragged."

 

Lawyer : "Fair point like lid."

Interesting concept that. Could be like Christmas for all the dwarves banged up over there provided they hide his legs

[Lario]

Yes m'lady. No m'lady.

 

Fuck off!

[Dougie Do'ins]

Another bad day at the office for Oscar. His first expert witness and ex cop was ripped apart by the state prosecutor. 

[Dr Nowt]

Yes m'lady. No m'lady.

 

Fuck off!

 

I somehow suspect he didn't address Reeva with the same hushed reverence.  He may as well just slither into court.

[Anubis]

Another bad day at the office for Oscar. His first expert witness and ex cop was ripped apart by the state prosecutor. 

 

What was the ex-cop giving evidence of?

[Russ Atmosphere]

What was the ex-cop giving evidence of?

Newly acquired wealth.

[Hand Shandy]

Incompetence.

[Anubis]

Just read the Independent trial report. Dixon of Dock Pretoria did indeed get shredded.