Pundits

[Jay86]

On the reffing it helps that the VAR people are actually helping, they are always in the refs ear I think and telling him if he’s missed something then he decides for himself if it sounds like he needs to review it instead of the way they did it here.

[Elite]

Thought that fuckwit Evra would have been fucked off by now.

[Stickman]

Just when you though Evra couldn't look and be any more of a cunt

[Trumo]

Roy Keane looks like a satsuma.

[Grinch]

Roy Keane looks like a satsuma.

I thought my colour settings on the telly were fucked up.

[TheBitch]

Roy Keane looks like a satsuma.

 

 

I thought my colour settings on the telly were fucked up.

 

 

I said this the other night and was fucking around with my settings for about 20 mins.

Orange cunt.

[Anny Road]

I said this the other night and was fucking around with my settings for about 20 mins.

Orange cunt.

Bet he has never been called an Orange Cunt before.

[Hand Shandy]

I get the strong impression that Roy would quite like to fill Evra in.

[Elite]

I love the way the foreign pundits have to awkwardly big up England when they get put on the spot. You can just tell that in their minds they are thinking 'Shit'.

[VladimirIlyich]

I love the way the foreign pundits have to awkwardly big up England when they get put on the spot. You can just tell that in their minds they are thinking 'Shit'.

Its painful isn't it?

[Anny Road]

Slaven would say they are shite.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Zabaleta, he better.

[Carvalho Diablo]

The BBC should dress Phil Neville up as a CBB's chipmunk and send him out to mingle with the Russian fans. Assimilate them / wind them the fuck up.

 

"Kick kick kick kick kicky kicky kick kick".

 

Ow.

[Carvalho Diablo]

The punditry in this world cup has been mostly atrocious, and yet Tony Gayle, Trevor Francis and Alan Smith still can't get a gig.

 

Useless fucking shitcunts.

[Bob]

Murhpy’s vowels piss me off

[Bob]

Clive has really missed young Adnan, hasn’t he?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Murphy has developed a bit of a Mid-Atlantic drawl. The boring useless cunt.

[sir roger]

The scary thing is that he seems to have gravitated to being the top analyser , getting the biggest matches. I honestly can't believe that any BBC editor with any knowledge of football would cast his eye over the hundreds of options & decide Danny Murphy is the stand out candidate.

 

As for the mid-Atlantic drawl , that's where he should be dumped.

[Section_31]

Genuinely amazes me how Murphy has always looked this old.

[Moo]

Fucking hell Murphy again. It's not a mid-Atlantic drawl he has it's a weird cockney thing, fake knobhead.

[Jim Lahey]

Murphy is doing my head in. He's such a massive tool and needs binning. Shearer at half time is fucking shite as well, he's got absolutely nothing worthwhile to say

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I just can't get over how big Drogba's head looks now he's bald. He wouldn't look out of place buried up to his neck on Easter Island.

[VladimirIlyich]

I just can't get over how big Drogba's head looks now he's bald. He wouldn't look out of place buried up to his neck on Easter Island.

Drogba being asked to comment on play acting and simulation is pure comedy.

[Pidge]

Fucking hell Murphy again. It's not a mid-Atlantic drawl he has it's a weird cockney thing, fake knobhead.

 

Not necessarily contrived, he did live and work there for almost a decade.  Natural to pick up some inflections.  Still a tit, mind you.

 

I swear every time he's done a game with a half-decent goal he's said "goal of the tournament, that - or one of..." or something to that effect.

[Trumo]

I swear every time he's done a game with a half-decent goal he's said "goal of the tournament, that - or one of..." or something to that effect.

 

At least that's better than the definitive "You won't see a better goal than that for the rest of the season/tournament" that some divvy pundits will claim when it's still August or still in the group stage.