Would you sleep around while in a relationship?

[General Dryness]

I’ve done it loads. That should be enough to confirm it’s a shit idea, brings nothing but misery and makes anyone who does it a complete cunt.

You just went up several notches on the cockometer. Blogging and now a serial cheat.

 

If there's such a place as hell...

[Fowler1972]

You just went up several notches on the cockometer. Blogging and now a serial cheat.

 

If there's such a place as hell...

Ex serial cheat.

[General Dryness]

Ex serial cheat.

When you're an ex blogger too you can consider yourself forgiven.

[Total Longo]

She keeps posting on Facebook from a public common in a town about 20 minutes away, adding hashtags like never forget, don’t stop dreaming, etc.

 

Asked my missus why she’s always there and apparently that’s the last place she got walloped by some army fella who cut it off with her abruptly. Travelling all that way several times a week to reminisce about being boned in a field. It’s mental.

 

It's Katie Hopkins isn't it?

[Josef Svejk]

He knows. Probably knows you know. It's just not a topic for conversation.

[Josef Svejk]

Ex serial cheat.

One of Gang of Four's greatest tracks...

[Fowler1972]

One of Gang of Four's greatest tracks...

The SDP?

[Josef Svejk]

The SDP?

No. One of the greatest English bands of all time.

[Fowler1972]

No. One of the greatest English bands of all time.

They were formed in Leeds you know. Not far from me.

[Josef Svejk]

They were formed in Leeds you know. Not far from me.

Good to know!

[Ginny]

The more I think of it, it’s in a mans nature to want to fuck something else. I’m in a relationship but get the urge to smash something all the time. That’s not saying I ever would as I wouldn’t be able to live with it but the first urge of lust is a real feeling and if you haven’t got it under control you can end up in all kinds of trouble.

[deiseach]

I’ve done it loads. That should be enough to confirm it’s a shit idea, brings nothing but misery and makes anyone who does it a complete cunt.

£600 a day.

[Fowler1972]

£600 a day.

It was more the nature of the role that brought temptation rather than the money I earned doing it.

[Ginny]

Would you class a massage and a happy ending as cheating?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Obviously

[Ginny]

Obviously

Damn!

[the chimp]

Damn!

Don't worry. Stig can keep a secret.

[VladimirIlyich]

I don't have to worry about this due to being an ugly bastard.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I don't have to worry about this due to being an ugly bastard.

This must have been me posting from my other account.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

That won't matter once you're getting £600 a day.....

I'd suck him off for half that day rate.

[Liverpool lad]

I couldn't afford to have an affair 

[lifetime fan]

I couldn't afford to have an affair 

 

 

One nagging woman is enough.

 

Why the fuck would you want a second?

[Greycellgreen]

I did at the beginning of my marriage, we’re talking 20 years ago, I’ve never forgive myself and my wife has never properly forgave me. It’s a cunts trick no doubt about that.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Superhans will get you a job in the music industry!

Even the orgazoid didn't pay that well!

[Fowler1972]

So I met a stripper last night. Somewhere along the line she decided she was coming home with me. We were in the taxi queue and I thought better of it and put her in a different cab.

 

Progress!