Kate Upton NSFW

[Winston Wolf]

[Bjornebye]

"Nope, not quite right yet Kate, lets try again........

.....Kate running along the beach, take 344 aaaaand action"

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Tom araya]

For the love of God!!!!

[rubble-rouser]

I'd buy her a large vodka and a bag of onion rings. I might even take her to see the Grumbleweeds.  

[Newport]

Oh my, you can almost see what everyone has already seen.

 

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

[Elite]

I want to kiss her right on the boob.

[Winston Wolf]

[Bjornebye]

I bet she reads the paper on the shitter.

[Creator Supreme]

I bet she reads the paper on the shitter.

I'd happily watch her do that!

[Original202]

Something odd about her hips:waist ratio. Smashing norks though.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Something odd about her hips:waist ratio. Smashing norks though.

 

You fucking sexual deviant weirdo, probs a bifter too ffs.

[Jairzinho]

Something odd about her hips:waist ratio. Smashing norks though.

 

If she didn't have the smashing norks you wouldn't look twice at her at the pub. But she does, so you would.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Something odd about her hips:waist ratio. Smashing norks though.

Agree. You want to get yourself over to the summer slags and tits ratio, some of the hips to waist ratios defy physics.

[Carvalho Diablo]

If she didn't have the smashing norks you wouldn't look twice at her at the pub. But she does, so you would.

 

Would, does, has, wood, etc

[Evelyn Tentions]

Something odd about her hips:waist ratio. Smashing norks though.

She's only the sexiest female on the planet. Real sex on a stick natural woman, no fucking silicon, botox or plastic surgery. Couldn't care if she's thick as a plank and sounds like she's breathing helium, I love her.

[moof]

Nobody is perfect. I'm sure original202 isn't saying that he wouldn't cut off his right arm to get a sniff of a chair she sat in once.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

She's only the sexiest female on the planet. Real sex on a stick natural woman, no fucking silicon, botox or plastic surgery. Couldn't care if she's thick as a plank and sounds like she's breathing helium, I love her.

You can be all natural, no plastic surgery, botox, etc, without having the midriff of a boxer.

 

Great tits. Average body and face. Strange teeth gum area. Overall package is good, and some of her photos are amazing, but generally she's not even a top 100 bird.

[Hand Shandy]

More controversial than PooScouserTommy...

 

[Jairzinho]

You can be all natural, no plastic surgery, botox, etc, without having the midriff of a boxer.

 

Great tits. Average body and face. Strange teeth gum area. Overall package is good, and some of her photos are amazing, but generally she's not even a top 100 bird.

 

Correct.

 

No arse, and eyebrows that would embarrass J*se B*singwa. 

 

I bet she's got pointy elbows as well, the fucking hood rat.

[Mook]

[Dougie Do'ins]

I don't care if it's been posted before. It's the day after the night before and I think we all need a bit of Kate.

 

https://youtu.be/GwJCc9OT8jE

 

Why is the youtube thingy now working ?

[Herp McDerp]

[SilverSong]

Amen.

[Bjornebye]

Holy mother of fucking Mary.

 

Be-Jeezus

 

Hells bells

 

Sweet baby jesus and the orphans

 

 

 

 

and other holy affiliated shag exclamations