*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Elite]

14 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Saint Domingo

Player Valuation: £70m

Today at 10:30 AM

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Never, the game is corrupt now and even if we got our act together and created a championship winning team the powers that be would not allow it to actually win the league.

 

 

If they had a team good enough, a few dodgy decisions wouldn't stop them. We've had our fair share of shit and look where we are, they just use that rhetoric to make themselves feel better about being permanently stuck in the mud.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

If they had a team good enough, a few dodgy decisions wouldn't stop them. We've had our fair share of shit and look where we are, they just use that rhetoric to make themselves feel better about being permanently stuck in the mud.

I like the bit where he thinks there is a big conspiracy against them when the reality is, nobody gives a flying fuck about them. 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I like the bit where he thinks there is a big conspiracy against them when the reality is, nobody gives a flying fuck about them. 

What's the term for one community all having the same mental illness? If there isn't one, Everton syndrome will suffice.

[Barrington Womble]

27 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Saint Domingo

Player Valuation: £70m

Today at 10:30 AM

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• #80

Never, the game is corrupt now and even if we got our act together and created a championship winning team the powers that be would not allow it to actually win the league.

 

 

I love the powers that be. I don't know where we'd be without them

[manwiththestick]

I've yet to work out why "the powers that be" would be so against Everton success.

[Barrington Womble]

Just now, manwiththestick said:

I've yet to work out why "the powers that be" would be so against Everton success.

Because they're so against modern football. Everton are the Corinthian spirit nobody wants anymore and the powers that be will see to it they never get accepted at the top table. The Sky 6 have seen to that, even when spurs , city and Chelsea weren't part of it. It was all part of the master plan.

[Anubis]

At least it explains Richarlison‘s ‘I dribbled past Van Dijk once’ drivel. Trying to drive up his price for when they sell him....

[Trumo]

49 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Saint Domingo

Player Valuation: £70m

Today at 10:30 AM

•  
• #80

Never, the game is corrupt now and even if we got our act together and created a championship winning team the powers that be would not allow it to actually win the league.

 

 

 

You don't have to be a championship winning team to be a championship winning team, but they are a championship winning team.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

16 hours ago, The Guest said:

Dan Meis has tweeted some cryptic shit out about not working with people in future who say it’s just business it’s not personal.  As you’d expect there’s about 100 blues responding to him and he’s blanked them all.  It’s clearly Everton related even though some of them are trying to convince themselves it’s not.  He’s an attention seeking bell end but if it wasn’t Everton you’d think he’d just say so.  The ground was never getting built anyway but with the current situation it’s even more laughable that they’re clinging to it.

 

Danny boy, it's just business. Capiche?

 

 

 

[El Dangerous]

Remember when the powers that be conspired to stop Leicester winning the league? Nope me neither but Leicester are more relevant than Everton so maybe they gave them a pass.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

16 hours ago, derykw said:

I used to know that Tommy Graham from when I lived in Belle Vale about 25 years ago and you won't be surprised to hear that he was he was genuinely the most bitter blue I've ever come across in my life and he was only a teenager then as well. 

 

sad really, a whole life utterly consumed by irrational hatred.

Nah, it's quite funny.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

4 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

So there's no slapping of money on tables?

 

Yes there is, and with some Evertonian flourish!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Saint Domingo

Player Valuation: £70m

Today at 10:30 AM

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• #80

Never, the game is corrupt now and even if we got our act together and created a championship winning team the powers that be would not allow it to actually win the league.

 

 

Why are the powers that be so dead set against Everton?

 

[Edit]

Beaten by the stick!

[deiseach]

58 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

I've yet to work out why "the powers that be" would be so against Everton success.

 Those who understand need no explanation.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Do the powers that be make them piss money up the wall on shite.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They need to fight the powers that be. Everton were heroes to scum but they never meant shit to me!

[Harry Squatter]

The Gods of Olympus are all Kopites and want to stop the power shift at all costs. 

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

I've yet to work out why "the powers that be" would be so against Everton success.

There is no conspiracy. They are just shite and blame everyone else for their failures.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

I've yet to work out why "the powers that be" would be so against Everton success.

You just know that amongst their warped support there will be an element who genuinely believe that Liverpool Football Club manufactured Heysel to happen to ensure Everton didn't take their crown as the countries premier side in Europe. 

 

Loads of Football fans say things about their team and the game that deep down they know isn't true but with them, they absolutely genuinely believe it. They don't pick each other up on their wildest fantasies on GOT and if anyone dares question anything he is instantly labelled RS. 

 

I've just walked into West Derby village to go the shop and outside the Sefton they have got the same tent up as they had for the Champions League final last year selling LFC flags hats etc. Loads of them will be fuming who saw that. Fucking good and all. This next few months is going to be hell for them. Absolute hell. 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

The Gods of Olympus are all Kopites and want to stop the power shift at all costs. 

Nostradamus fucking hated them 

[Harry Squatter]

I love the way they reckon we are obsessed with them. They never stop going on about us and we consume every second of their lives. If we give a bit back or take the piss out of them they genuinely cannot handle it.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

I love the way they reckon we are obsessed with them. They never stop going on about us and we consume every second of their lives. If we give a bit back or take the piss out of them they genuinely cannot handle it.

Spot on. I know we are posting in this thread about them but its because its funny. They barely get a mention anywhere else on here. 

 

Someone could start a thread about Bakeries in Fresno CA on there and within 10 posts we will have been brought into it. If that. They exist to hate us. Nothing else. 

[Barrington Womble]

3 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

I love the way they reckon we are obsessed with them. They never stop going on about us and we consume every second of their lives. If we give a bit back or take the piss out of them they genuinely cannot handle it.

But they also think it because we're the only fans who give them any shit. They're so fucking irrelevant, they don't have another rival and nobody cares about them, so it's us or they get no attention. 

[Harry Squatter]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Spot on. I know we are posting in this thread about them but its because its funny. They barely get a mention anywhere else on here. 

 

Someone could start a thread about Bakeries in Fresno CA on there and within 10 posts we will have been brought into it. If that. They exist to hate us. Nothing else. 

I dont hate them but I find it hilarious to take the piss out of them and they are so easy to wind up. I love the way some of their really bitter fans base their lives around avoiding the colour red.

 

I know a few sound Evertonians so dont hate them. I dont like losing the derby because loads of them treat it like the Champions League final and then go on about it forever. Luckily they havent beaten us for a while.

[Bjornebye]