*Shakes head* Everton again.

[A Red]

Bez Ferguson

[chrisbonnie]

On 29/01/2022 at 13:05, Harry Squatter said:

 All the local accents in this clip.

 

Loads of Evertonians I've known or worked with are from the Wirral, Southport, Ormskirk and Preston but they'll tell you all their support is scouse.

 

big Dunc wont want it anyway.

 

He's just bought himself a fancy new pigeon loft, and id imagine he'd win more with his pigeons then Everton ever will!!!!

[Chocoholic]

Dunc's perpetual assistant role in the last number of years reminds me very much of this joke

 

An old man is lying on his deathbed with his wife Becky by his side. He looked at her and said, "Becky, many years ago we were in Germany when the war began, and you were by my side.

We left Germany after the war and we come to London and we have very little money. Becky, you were by my side.

We bought the jeweller's shop and we had some bad times, we were beaten and robbed, and you were there by my side.

We were there for many years but sadly we lost the shop. Becky, you were by my side.

We lost our house, and Becky, you were still by my side.

We have had many, many bad times and Becky, you are always there, right by my side.

And here I am. I have cancer and I am dying, and once again, you are here by my side.

Becky, I think you're a bloody jinx".

[Pete]

Confirmed  as manager 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60192650

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

Ferguson got the beers in last week so Lampard thought he better go one better by getting De Beek in.

[Tj hooker]

Proper red letter day this we sign one of the hottest properties in world football and the bitters appoint a guy who shouted at Klopp a few months ago mark it down in your diarys lads 

[Elite]

Be hilarious if that Tory cunt takes them down to the championship.

[Rushies tash]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

Be hilarious if that Tory cunt takes them down to the championship.

Chelsea looked pretty good going forward initially when he joined, but you'd expect that given the attacking talent they had. Defensively, they were shambolic. Underperformed with Derby as well, given the money they spent. Be interesting to see the approach he takes with Everton. The "relegation" approach hopefully.

[suzy]

12 minutes ago, Elite said:

Be hilarious if that Tory cunt takes them down to the championship.

Please please make it so!

[sir roger]

5 minutes ago, suzy said:

Please please make it so!

suzy Picard

[Pete]

6 minutes ago, suzy said:

Please please make it so!

[VladimirIlyich]

On 29/01/2022 at 16:35, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

Ironically Brian Clough said something similar. When his Chairman said 'But Brian you have a fancy car,a Mercedes,how can you call yourself a Socialist?'

Clough replied 'Well Mr Chairman,the difference is that I want everybody else to have a Mercedes too while you don't want anybody else to have one at all.'

 

[Anubis]

Ferguson has allegedly been slagging Mykolenko off to some Everton supporter he was talking to on the train. Probably pissed on his way back from dat der London.

[Anubis]

Yes, please do piss what little money you have available away on this waste of skin.

 

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As it’s been pointed out that after signing El Ghazi and VDB we can’t sign anymore loan players from the EPL, but can sign one from another league, I could see us going for Ramsey, I know he’s on mad money (£300k per week) but if we took him till the end of the season and maybe just paid part of that, it could be a decent move. There was a story yesterday that he had been offered to us and other premier league clubs

 

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[Mike D]

1 hour ago, Chocoholic said:

Dunc's perpetual assistant role in the last number of years reminds me very much of this joke

 

An old man is lying on his deathbed with his wife Becky by his side. He looked at her and said, "Becky, many years ago we were in Germany when the war began, and you were by my side.

We left Germany after the war and we come to London and we have very little money. Becky, you were by my side.

We bought the jeweller's shop and we had some bad times, we were beaten and robbed, and you were there by my side.

We were there for many years but sadly we lost the shop. Becky, you were by my side.

We lost our house, and Becky, you were still by my side.

We have had many, many bad times and Becky, you are always there, right by my side.

And here I am. I have cancer and I am dying, and once again, you are here by my side.

Becky, I think you're a bloody jinx".

Old Bernard Manning joke that one.

[sir roger]

Got today's Echo and was pissing myself reading that El-Ghazi had previously turned down our loveable neighbours because Andy Van Der Meyde told him it was a shit club.

[RJ Fan club]

8 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Got today's Echo and was pissing myself reading that El-Ghazi had previously turned down our loveable neighbours because Andy Van Der Meyde told him it was a shit club.

Did they ever find his dog?

 

 

[Lee909]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Be hilarious if that Tory cunt takes them down to the championship.

 

Thing is even if they went down the trophy dodgers would finish second to avoid the title of the cup for winning the playoffs

[Chocoholic]

It's always been a sick joke that there should be a trophy for effectively coming third by winning the playoffs. But if they were to do that, they'd still somehow claim it as a stroke of one-upmanship. "The first Merseyside club to win the playoff finals. Youse Redshite haven't got one of these, and we have. Your heads have all fell off"

[tokyojoe]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahaha the replies. Thick cunts 

We don't have to take the piss out of them, they take the piss out of themselves.

[Harry Squatter]

Frank Lampard. April 2022.

[tokyojoe]

Just now, Harry Squatter said:

Frank Lampard. April 2022.

Give him six months and he'll look a hundred years older than that.

 

 

NB If he lasts that long, that is.

[Baresi]

[Harry's Lad]

[Creator Supreme]

52 minutes ago, Baresi said:

Brilliant!