What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Carvalho Diablo said:

It needs some Lifey TLC.

Yeah, better to go to Turkey for new teeth than Switzerland to die of pork aids. 

[Captain Willard]

On 24/01/2024 at 07:47, YorkshireRed said:

The Premier Inn, Manchester Printworks. 

There’s nothing like a good breakfast before what might be a challenging working day on the other side of the hills. 
 

Unfortunately this is nothing like a good breakfast. 
 

5/10.

 

As an aside, there’s loads of room in the breakfast area (maybe because of the food), perhaps thirty free tables. Some cunts have just come in and sat at the table right next to mine. 
 

When I came in I scanned for the table furthest away from other humans like any normal person would/should. 
 

They’ve put me right off my overcooked egg, cold mushrooms, acceptable sausages, tasteless hash browns, and ‘left too long’ beans. 
 

I’m going to steal an apple. That’ll show ‘em. 

Take a moment to really look at this atrocity then ask yourself why are pro beaners allowed to live freely in normal society ? At what point do we say enough is enough, a line has been crossed ? I say it’s right here right now.,

[Mudface]

12 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Take a moment to really look at this atrocity then ask yourself why are pro beaners allowed to live freely in normal society ? At what point do we say enough is enough, a line has been crossed ? I say it’s right here right now.,

 

To be fair, Premier Inn breakfasts are that bad, smothering them in beans makes them better.

[Curly]

31 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Take a moment to really look at this atrocity then ask yourself why are pro beaners allowed to live freely in normal society ? At what point do we say enough is enough, a line has been crossed ? I say it’s right here right now.,

 

[TheHowieLama]

Aluminum pan there - put that in the microwave to finish it off.

[Jairzinho]

2 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I think this must be one of Fuge's

 

 

[Anubis]

11 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

It needs some Lifey TLC.

 

Bit late. Whoever ate that bacon is dead.

[Mook]

11 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Take a moment to really look at this atrocity then ask yourself why are pro beaners allowed to live freely in normal society ? At what point do we say enough is enough, a line has been crossed ? I say it’s right here right now.,

 

This is a pro bean forum you fucking gimp.

[Lee909]

Dirty bastards

 

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/full-english-breakfast-should-contain-pineapple-instead-of-tomatoes-and-mushroom/

 

 

Mind you what do you expect from a man called Guise Bule de Missenden

 

[Jairzinho]

On 24/01/2024 at 09:22, Vector Sigma said:

The most appetising thing on that plate is the shadow of your phone.

 

That's not his phone, that's the Grim Reaper. 

[Dave D]

What? This weight won’t shift itself 

[Jairzinho]

37 minutes ago, Dave D said:

What? This weight won’t shift itself 

 

@lifetime fan

[Trumo]

38 minutes ago, Dave D said:

What? This weight won’t shift itself 

 

Did Paulie's missus slice the toast?

[YorkshireRed]

2 hours ago, Dave D said:

What? This weight won’t shift itself 

A boiled egg without soldiers! This world gets more difficult to understand with every passing day.

 

Unless you’re a pacifist and nailing your conscientious colours to the mast early doors before the big world war three kick off. In which case, fair play. 

[Captain Willard]

2 hours ago, Dave D said:

What? This weight won’t shift itself 

Marmite toast, boiled egg and a glass of Chardonnay. Top marks. 

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

 

@lifetime fan

 

Lifey my ass, look at the state of that that poached cup.

 

RICO!!!

[Dave D]

45 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Marmite toast, boiled egg and a glass of Chardonnay. Top marks. 

Sadly not, that was one of the wife’s vitamin drink things that look like wee

[lifetime fan]

4 hours ago, Dave D said:

What? This weight won’t shift itself 

 

[Harry's Lad]

4 hours ago, Dave D said:

What? This weight won’t shift itself 

So that's what happened to Hendo's egg cup.

[lifetime fan]

Where’s the marmite? There’s none on the bread. 

[Dave D]

2 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Where’s the marmite? There’s none on the bread. 

I add it as I go.  Once I’ve done with the yolk I like to make an egg and marmite toasted sandwich. 
Admittedly, I think I’m over complicating things 

[lifetime fan]

30 minutes ago, Dave D said:

I add it as I go.  Once I’ve done with the yolk I like to make an egg and marmite toasted sandwich. 
Admittedly, I think I’m over complicating things 

Like trying to make a toasted sandwich without any toast? 

[Mudface]

And there was me thinking Klopp's announcement was going to be the worst thing this week.

[Dave D]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

Like trying to make a toasted sandwich without any toast? 

Plenty of toast on the plate

[Captain Willard]

On 27/01/2024 at 18:01, Dave D said:

I add it as I go.  Once I’ve done with the yolk I like to make an egg and marmite toasted sandwich. 
Admittedly, I think I’m over complicating things 

Wtf ? Is that even a thing ?