What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

That wasn't a 1970s film mate, it was a Channel 5 documentary about Stig's house.

You’ve got some front ….. 

[Pidge]

50 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Shittest plate is becoming a heavily contested field.

Good spot. Think he's taken it at that angle to try and hide the reality, but there's no getting past the GF on these matters.

 

Shocking. Bet he serves chips in little buckets.

[Edward.]

19 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

The mushrooms weren't undercooked you fucking noodle 

First thing I thought despite everything was they look undercooked. But each to their own as long as you enjoyed it.

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Shittest plate is becoming a heavily contested field.

I think Stig has two entries, at least, in this now.

 

This latest attempt by his good lady to poison him and that time he added a selection of dead goldfish to his breakfast plate. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, YorkshireRed said:

I think Stig has two entries, at least, in this now.

 

This latest attempt by his good lady to poison him and that time he added a selection of dead goldfish to his breakfast plate. 

3 I think and the first one was arguably the best brekkie posted on here you fucking pasting table 

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

arguably

That’s the key word here. You argue goldfish on toast is an appropriate breakfast.

 

Normal people worry that you are still allowed to operate as a functioning member of polite society. 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

That’s the key word here. You argue goldfish on toast is an appropriate breakfast.

 

Normal people worry that you are still allowed to operate as a functioning member of polite society. 

Eat more fish you fucking virgin. 

[Bernard Diomede]

Look at the state of these!! Golf course over in Spain. Apparently it was voted Spain’s best course in 2021. Didn’t stop me from turning up and spewing in the bushes this morning with a bad head. And eating the cereal bars. 

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, Bernard Diomede said:

Look at the state of these!! Golf course over in Spain. Apparently it was voted Spain’s best course in 2021. Didn’t stop me from turning up and spewing in the bushes this morning with a bad head. And eating the cereal bars. 

I was a strong Remainer before I saw this. Now I say fuck the EU, we’re best off out of a Union that serves up this bollocks. 
 

My penis is cooked better than those sausages. 

[dockers_strike]

6 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I was a strong Remainer before I saw this. Now I say fuck the EU, we’re best off out of a Union that serves up this bollocks. 
 

My penis is cooked better than those sausages. 

You cook your sausage, sorry, penis?!

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, dockers_strike said:

You cook your sausage, sorry, penis?!

Doesn’t everybody! 

[Trumo]

22 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I was a strong Remainer before I saw this. Now I say fuck the EU, we’re best off out of a Union that serves up this bollocks.

 

Ex-pat owner.

[TheHowieLama]

Never seen a cook your own breakfast buffet before.

[Anubis]

On 07/04/2022 at 12:12, Bjornebye said:

She’s just presented me with a vegan brekkie. Do your worst cunts. 
 

 

Thst’s horrendous. It’s like a horror film on a plate. She’s an alien leading an invasion and trying to turn you into a pod person.

Won’t you think of the poor little piggies? By not having sausage, bacon and black pudding on your plate you’re stopping the piggies from becoming what they are meant to be. To achieving their finest hour.

 

What do you think will happen to the poor piggies if you allow yourself to be turned into a pod person? Do you really think they’ll be allowed to run free and wild, eating the pod people’s grain?

 

No, they’ll be quietly disappeared. They’ll become a distant memory. A mythical creature appearing only in stories. The poddies will remove them from books and film. No more Muppet Show.

 

Other food animals will quickly follow them into extinction. The only sanctioned food will be raw stalks of celery. The invaders will have won as every last human is hunted down and converted. 
 

I thought you were a fighter Stig. A guy who took blows and got back up off the canvas. Fight her evil pod person intentions. Fight for humanity. Fight for the piggies and other animals who can’t fight for themselves. Demand bacon. Demand sausages. Demand black pudding. The Earth is depending on you.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Never seen a cook your own breakfast buffet before.

Hahaha. 

 

I remember being massively hungover/still drunk at a breakfast buffet in some hotel in Luxembourg with work one morning. Me and one of the others had only got in from a piss up about 2 hours earlier. Anyway in my still drunken/hungover state assumed the eggs in the basket they had (next to the cooked food I will point out) were boiled. Anyway, I picked out a few bits to eat and went to open this boiled egg in-front of everyone at the table and cracked a raw egg all over my brekkie. 

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Thst’s horrendous. It’s like a horror film on a plate. She’s an alien leading an invasion and trying to turn you into a pod person.

Won’t you think of the poor little piggies? By not having sausage, bacon and black pudding on your plate you’re stopping the piggies from becoming what they are meant to be. To achieving their finest hour.

 

What do you think will happen to the poor piggies if you allow yourself to be turned into a pod person? Do you really think they’ll be allowed to run free and wild, eating the pod people’s grain?

 

No, they’ll be quietly disappeared. They’ll become a distant memory. A mythical creature appearing only in stories. The poddies will remove them from books and film. No more Muppet Show.

 

Other food animals will quickly follow them into extinction. The only sanctioned food will be raw stalks of celery. The invaders will have won as every last human is hunted down and converted. 
 

I thought you were a fighter Stig. A guy who took blows and got back up off the canvas. Fight her evil pod person intentions. Fight for humanity. Fight for the piggies and other animals who can’t fight for themselves. Demand bacon. Demand sausages. Demand black pudding. The Earth is depending on you.

I'll let you tell her that. 

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahaha. 

 

I remember being massively hungover/still drunk at a breakfast buffet in some hotel in Luxembourg with work one morning. Me and one of the others had only got in from a piss up about 2 hours earlier. Anyway in my still drunken/hungover state assumed the eggs in the basket they had (next to the cooked food I will point out) were boiled. Anyway, I picked out a few bits to eat and went to open this boiled egg in-front of everyone at the table and cracked a raw egg all over my brekkie. 

I suspect it was still tastier than some of the other efforts you’ve pasted on here. 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I suspect it was still tastier than some of the other efforts you’ve pasted on here. 

Cheeky twat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes

[Jairzinho]

On 07/04/2022 at 16:29, Numero Veinticinco said:

Bacon looks…

 

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Interesting

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[Rick Sanchez C-137]

4 hours ago, Bernard Diomede said:

Look at the state of these!! Golf course over in Spain. Apparently it was voted Spain’s best course in 2021. Didn’t stop me from turning up and spewing in the bushes this morning with a bad head. And eating the cereal bars. 

They've completely forgotten to cook the sausages?

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

They've completely forgotten humanity?

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[Fugitive]

On 07/04/2022 at 12:12, Bjornebye said:

She’s just presented me with a vegan brekkie. Do your worst cunts. 
 

 

I'll provide an alibi if they find the body but I doubt there is a judge in the land who would convict you.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Fugitive said:

I'll provide an alibi if they find the body but I doubt there is a judge in the land who would convict you.

PM me 

[Remmie]

I'm about to do something so treacherous and betrayal filled I feel dirty. I am going to order a breakfast with beans on them. Yep, you read correct. I am going for an Indian breakfast and so the beans are masala beans and not that Heinz filth. The bean juice had better not touch the egg though.

 

The other outrageous thing is ordering English food at an Indian, especially as I know their breakfasts are delicious. 

 

[Bjornebye]

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