What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Fucking hasbeens.

[Trumo]

So they put a fried tomato on the plate despite stating below that grilled tomatoes polled much higher (23% to 45%). And they state a preference for fried mushrooms but put boiled ones on the plate.

[Vincent Vega]

The important detail on that poll is that 71% of respondents say that beans are a vital ingredient of a full English breakfast, just like over 67% of TLW on this very thread's very own poll say the same.

 

The anti-bean Gestapo are like climate change deniers.

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Vincent Vega said:

The important detail on that poll is that 71% of respondents say that beans are a vital ingredient of a full English breakfast, just like over 67% of TLW on this very thread's very own poll say the same.

 

The anti-bean Gestapo are like climate change deniers.

No, the important detail is that it was voted more important than egg.

 

Fucking witchcraft.

[Chip Butty]

YouNonce poll that. 

[Barrington Womble]

We don't have an egg poll to see if 65% of people wanting eggs is representative of this forum. I for one am shocked at the low number and breakfast should include at least 2 eggs. And beans. 

[KMD7]

15 hours ago, Remmie said:

Is this picture supposed to, in any way, reflect idealism in a full English? Look at the absolute state of that, it's like distilled disappointment plated up ready to be served to a kiddie fiddler. Better things have come out of Mook's battered arsehole after a night on curry and absinthe.

Anyone think Remmie doth protest too much?  Come on Rem, it's ok to love the bean

[KMD7]

3 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

The important detail on that poll is that 71% of respondents say that beans are a vital ingredient of a full English breakfast, just like over 67% of TLW on this very thread's very own poll say the same.

 

The anti-bean Gestapo are like Trump Supporters.

Agreed

[Bjornebye]

I think we all need to acknowledge that 11% of the people in that poll know exactly where Maddie is. 

[Anubis]

“No, no. We don’t like bacon.”

[Remmie]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I think we all need to acknowledge that 11% of the people in that poll know exactly where Maddie is. 

Your obsession with Maddie makes me think you know where Maddie is

[Dougie Do'ins]

[Bob]

On 14/10/2019 at 12:27, Barry Wom said:

We don't have an egg poll to see if 65% of people wanting eggs is representative of this forum. I for one am shocked at the low number and breakfast should include at least 2 eggs. And beans. 

Between 65% fried egg voters, 34% scrambled, 24% poached and 6% boiled (wtf?), I’d say people are quite rightly confirming eggs place at the table.

 

just as they are confirming the rightful place of beans.

 

its the 9% of people calling for chips that need to be watched, here.

[Mook]

18 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I will never forget the first time I saw that scene as a kid, it had a profound effect on me & my fry ups.

[lifetime fan]

So which off you is _fuzzy_dunlop and tweeted into the echo blood red podcast? 

[Dougie Do'ins]

6 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

So which off you is _fuzzy_dunlop and tweeted into the echo blood red podcast? 

It defo isn't me but please elaborate.

[lifetime fan]

Beans on a fry up was a question on their podcast. They then went on to talk about them being in a container or not. 
 

Very much sounded like they’d read this thread. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

60% for hash Browns is also wrong, when the fuck were hash browns an important part of a fry up, they weren't around on a fry up when I was a lad. 

 

Mind you, I tend to put stuff on a plate what I like, fuck what others think. 

[Remmie]

Hash browns and beans can be fired into the sun

[lifetime fan]

5 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Hash browns and beans can be fired into the sun

To be fair mate when you don’t have sausage, bacon or black pudding on a breakfast you don’t have an opinion. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

5 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Hash browns and beans can be fired into the sun

 

I don't mind beans in certain dishes. Prefer not to have them on a fry up, but if they are on there then I'll eat them. Hash browns can fuck off though, as can any potato element on a fry up. I'm old school for fry ups.

 

Sausages

Bacon

Egg

Black pudding

Tomatoes, fried properly. 

Fried bread done in dripping. 

[Jairzinho]

13 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Hash browns and beans can be fired into the sun

 

7 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

To be fair mate when you don’t have sausage, bacon or black pudding on a breakfast you don’t have an opinion. 

 

To be fair, firing them in to the sun is how you'd cook them.

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

 

 

To be fair, firing them in to the sun is how you'd cook them.

And they’d still taste a million times better than fake meat. 

[Barrington Womble]

Fuck me. What an abomination. I'm early for a flight at Manchester airport. Against all my better instincts, I had time to kill, so went for a fry up in something called "bar mcr". Rather like the name of the bar, this meal has absolutely no redeeming features, I deserve a medal for trying to eat it. It somehow photographs better than the reality. 

2 bacon

2 sausage

2 egg

Black pudding

Hash brown

Fungus

Tomato 

Beans. 

 

Even the bean haters here would have liked the beans best as the rest of it was that shit. The eggs were so fucking greasy. The bacon cooked ok one end but almost raw the other and tasted of nothing, how is that possible? Hash browns were again too greasy, clearly cooked in a deep fat fry that wasn't hot enough. And the last comments are saved for the sausages. Sausages are my favourite bit of a breakfast. I love a great sausage, but I'm not a sausage snob, I like some pretty crap quality sausages too (I can even enjoy a Richmond sausage). But these, what the fuck were they? They were somehow worse than a chippy sausage and managed even less flavour and again, just so full of grease. 

 

Without doubt the worst breakfast I've every paid for. And 12 fucking quid and the toast and coffee was extra, so 15 quid in total. 0/10. Shit manc cunts. 

[aRdja]

17 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

Fuck me. What an abomination. I'm early for a flight at Manchester airport. Against all my better instincts, I had time to kill, so went for a fry up in something called "bar mcr". Rather like the name of the bar, this meal has absolutely no redeeming features, I deserve a medal for trying to eat it. It somehow photographs better than the reality. 

2 bacon

2 sausage

2 egg

Black pudding

Hash brown

Fungus

Tomato 

Beans. 

 

Even the bean haters here would have liked the beans best as the rest of it was that shit. The eggs were so fucking greasy. The bacon cooked ok one end but almost raw the other and tasted of nothing, how is that possible? Hash browns were again too greasy, clearly cooked in a deep fat fry that wasn't hot enough. And the last comments are saved for the sausages. Sausages are my favourite bit of a breakfast. I love a great sausage, but I'm not a sausage snob, I like some pretty crap quality sausages too (I can even enjoy a Richmond sausage). But these, what the fuck were they? They were somehow worse than a chippy sausage and managed even less flavour and again, just so full of grease. 

 

Without doubt the worst breakfast I've every paid for. And 12 fucking quid and the toast and coffee was extra, so 15 quid in total. 0/10. Shit manc cunts. 

Hahahaha.