TLW Glastonbury piss up

[Paul]

I'm not a massive fan but I thought Adele was good. That said, I wanted to hear Turning Tables, Chasing Pavements and a couple of Prince/Bowie covers. Diamonds and Pearls, for example, would have been perfect for her voice.

[Scott_M]

Fuck Glasto, it's wet hippies & bland Adele / Coldplay music.

 

Download highlights were on Sky Arts last night.

[Bobby Hundreds]

She was okay I find her personality a bit gimmicky, she's about 26 but comes across as the whole world's mum. She is definitely talented though a talented singer and songwriter.

[ZonkoVille77]

Adele sounds like the noise of a train crash combined with a barking dog. Ah human foghorn. A pigs orgasm. A masterbating racoon. Hideous ingrowing toenail face.

[Lurtz]

Pop star Adele has conquered the Glastonbury festival with an emotional set, full of generosity and warmth.

 

"Glastonbury means the world to me, I'm noteven lying,"

 

Strewth.

[Scott_M]

My mates, girlfriends, brother is in Adele's band.

 

He keeps getting them free tickets to go and see her. My mate is gutted, yesterday was the 6th time he's seen her this year, he's bored to tears of her warbling shite.

[Lee909]

6 bloody times and he hasn't used the chance to bump her off

 

You need to have a bloody word,sick of hearing her whinging fucking songs

[Juniper]

Glastonbury just makes me angry these days, angry it's claimed that it's the biggest music festival out there but it's near on impossible to get yourself a gig, even on one the tiny/independent stages, unless you have a deal or know someone.

 

I've given up trying like in previous years. I know one person who has a deal who's playing and had to frantically sort out a ticket for himself as you can't play there without one. No performer passes or anything, unless your Coldplay or Adele or one of those other knobs.

 

They have in the past had competitions where it's pretty much based on how popular you are/how many YouTube hits/social media followed, but generally none of your 'followers' can get a ticket to see you there as its a lottery getting a ticket there these days.

 

I've tried four years in a row and each time I've not gotten anywhere.

 

Some people who go there who never go down their local venue to see unsigned/up and coming bands and walk around with flowers in their hair and hippy clothes as it's just somewhere to be seen and boast about on social media as if they are music fans.

 

Fuck off Eavis and fuck off anyone else as per the above.

[Kloppite]

Glastonbury is full of middle class knobs since it is no longer possible to bunk in.

 

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[Nightcat]

Fuck glastonbury, coldplay, bono, adele, deleminge, Tom Watson and all the rich shit cunts who think it is an achievement to attend.

[The Midnight Rambler]

Jeff on the red button.

[Bjornebye]

I watched Adele last night. No doubting she has a brilliant voice but all that warbling in-between songs got tedious. Fair enough the odd few words and interaction are important but I wasn't sure if I was watching a music show or a Victoria wood musical.

[loadsoftrophies]

LCD Soundsystem at 9:45 , oh yes, yes indeedy.

[manwiththestick]

ELO were rather good. Jeff Lynne obviously picked his female musicians solely on musical talent alone.

[King Emlyn]

What a set this is from LCD

[Stu Monty]

What a set this is from LCD

The business, isn't it.

 

Missus is there and couldn't drag her group over to it. She's not best impressed.

[King Emlyn]

Ha, my brothers there, he keeps texting me updates. I'm watching it in HD you dick!!

[cloggypop]

@MissKatiePrice: So proud my son Harvey's comment to trolls and bullies has made it on a flag at Glastonbury http://twitter.com/MissKatiePrice/status/747177790965977088/photo/1

 

[Nightcat]

the state of the glastonbury cunts. 

 

[Stu Monty]

Why is that a state?

[Mook]

Load of bollocks, I've stuck my Frank Zappa, Roxy dvd on.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'm not being funny but to all you slagging Adele, saying she's 'warbling', let's hear you perform song after song to that standard with a full bag of Malteasers in your mouth.

[Boss]

the state of the glastonbury cunts. 

 

 

I'd eat her minge out even if she hadn't showered for a year.

[Nightcat]

I'd eat her minge out even if she hadn't showered for a year.

 

She has psoriasis and a gf, so I'm unsure how you would be able to enjoy that.

[Nunavut Patrick]

I'd eat her minge out even if she hadn't showered for a year.

I have a mate says three good licks and its good to go.