Do I have a stalker?!?

[kopitegaz]

Maybe jnp made it all up and he is the WUM?

 

Yeah, the attention seeking drummer type..

[The-Sir]

I'm genuinely worried :D:ermm:

[RedinSweden]

Has he not surfaced?

[Stouffer]

He'll be along soon, it'll be taking him longer to walk to work this morning. A lot longer.

 

[Juniper]

I'm surviving

 

No sign of her....yet. Was a hairy moment yesterday evening when a car beeped at me....but it turned out to be the lady that runs the local coffee shop.

 

The thing that’s making it worse is that Mrs Jnp and her mum seriously think I’m going to be kidnapped.

 

Great hey?

 

I feel like Carl Weathers in Predator when he’s in the jungle ready to have a showdown, but he cant see him in the trees.

[RedinSweden]

I'm surviving

 

No sign of her....yet. Was a hairy moment yesterday evening when a car beeped at me....but it turned up to be the lady that runs the local coffee shop.

 

The thing that’s making it worse is that Mrs Jnp and her mum seriously think I’m going to be kidnapped.

 

Great hey?

 

I feel like Carl Weather in Predator when he’s in the jungle ready to have a showdown, but he cant see him in the trees.

 

he lives!

[Juniper]

Can we sell your drumkit on ebay?

 

Maybe.....if I get a cut of the profits.

[Juniper]

 

Scary stuff!!

[Karl_b]

Maybe.....if I get a cut of the profits.

 

I'm not interested now your alive.

[Juniper]

One of the many problems with this situation is. Do you take her advice on the new route? If you do there's problably a trap (a bear pit is my guess). Or if you don't, and stick to your old route your probably going to really piss her off after all the work she put into it, which can't be good. I'm not sure which option is best. And lets face it, she's going to find out.

 

Yeah I know, I'm taking the old route still (have a photocopy of the new one, which I took to humour her and to go along with it, still in my desk).

 

I was mindful about both situations that you mention, but either one really could be fuc*ed up a little so I'm just going to see what happens from now on.

 

 

If either scenario presents itself, how much would your CD be worth on Ebay, in the event of your untimely demise?

 

 

Still about 0.00000 pence

[kopitegaz]

Damn... better get that Lucky Pennies CD off the Ebay sellers list. It had only got to £0.02 in any case.

 

Which is actually 0.02p more than you valued it at, so maybe I'll leave it there.

[gazelle]

I got a text about 6pm and he was shitting himself! Im talking scared!

[kopitegaz]

I got a text about 6pm and he was shitting himself! Im talking scared!

 

Why? Had he been there 10 minutes and she hadnt started on him yet?

[Juniper]

I got a text about 6pm and he was shitting himself! Im talking scared!

 

I wasn't shitting myself!!!, I just meant I was mindful of everybody.

 

......I had to cook the tea in the end.

[RedinSweden]

I got a text about 6pm and he was shitting himself! Im talking scared!

 

jnp is stalking gazelle now!

 

Its a stalking menage a trois. You just need to start stalking this mad (blind?) bint thats after young juniper.

[kopitegaz]

I wasn't shitting myself!!!, I just meant I was mindful of everybody.

 

......I had to cook the tea in the end.

 

All that stress getting home and you had to cook the tea? I'm very disappointed in Mrs JNP.

[gazelle]

I wasn't shitting myself!!!, I just meant I was mindful of everybody.

 

......I had to cook the tea in the end.

 

No dinner, what about the blow job? Useless arse stalker! I mean really talk about half a job..

[kopitegaz]

jnp is stalking gazelle now!

 

Its a stalking menage a trois. You just need to start stalking this mad (blind?) bint thats after young juniper.

 

We could make a crime thriller out of this.

[kopitegaz]

No dinner, what about the blow job? Useless arse stalker! I mean really talk about half a job..

 

Very well informed about stalker ettiquette arent you?

[Juniper]

All that stress getting home and you had to cook the tea? I'm very disappointed in Mrs JNP.

 

I know, she's actually just been in my work using the company car park and asking to borrow money....the cheek!

 

No dinner, what about the blow job? Useless arse stalker! I mean really talk about half a job..

 

No dinner and NO blowjob, gutted.

[Juniper]

jnp is stalking gazelle now!

 

Its a stalking menage a trois. You just need to start stalking this mad (blind?) bint thats after young juniper.

 

I'm pleased to say I'm not stalking her......................if I was I'd be doing a shite job considering I live about 40miles outside London.

[kopitegaz]

I know, she's actually just been in my work using the company car park and asking to borrow money....the cheek!

 

 

 

No dinner and NO blowjob, gutted.

 

Maybe you only get tea and a blowjob if you've been bummed hard.

[Juniper]

Maybe you only get tea and a blowjob if you've been bummed hard.

 

So I get bummed hard? then my stalker cooks me tea and gives me a chew?

 

Talk about hard love.

[kopitegaz]

So I get bummed hard? then my stalker cooks me tea and gives me a chew?

 

Talk about hard love.

 

No one said it would be easy.

[Malarkey]

So I get bummed hard? then my stalker cooks me tea and gives me a chew?

 

Talk about hard love.

 

I'm so glad your alive J.

 

So you didn't get bummed then?