Bints who do nothing for me

[Mendoza]

Speaking of gobshite pouts, this anorexic cunt never fails to keep me on the flop

 

[dirty_sanchez]

 

Nadine from Girls Aloud

 

Miserable bitch with another gobshite pout.

 

I've seen her in real life. She's fucking STUNNING.

[greenoak]

Any of the dogs they have on Losse Women

Any of the dogs from Desperate gayloving housewives

Any of the dogs in sex in the city

 

That annoying northern slapper in Culture show

 

Any of the women on Radio 1. All fawning about over CM. Thats enough

 

That Irish bird on the One Show and that other Irish bird on that Sunday morning program with dickheadlovejoy.

 

All the women on Eastenders. All DOGS

 

And I would have shot all the women and all the blokes in Apprentice this year.

[RoboRiise]

Any of the dogs they have on Losse Women

Any of the dogs from Desperate gayloving housewives

Any of the dogs in sex in the city

 

That annoying northern slapper in Culture show

 

Any of the women on Radio 1. All fawning about over CM. Thats enough

 

That Irish bird on the One Show and that other Irish bird on that Sunday morning program with dickheadlovejoy.

 

All the women on Eastenders. All DOGS

 

And I would have shot all the women and all the blokes in Apprentice this year.

 

 

You mean Laverne don't you? You actually mean Lauren Laverne.

 

I am leaving this thread never to return, fucking Ghandi couldn't have turned the other cheek to some of these posts.

[Walton Park]

Madonna doesnt do it for me either. I can imagine her gash is like an axe wound.

 

Victoria Beckham as well.

[manwiththestick]

Each to their own but that Lauren Laverne is fit, looks like a top bird to go out for a drink with and also looks like she'd be reet dirty.

[Stu Monty]

You mean Laverne don't you? You actually mean Lauren Laverne.

 

I am leaving this thread never to return, fucking Ghandi couldn't have turned the other cheek to some of these posts.

 

No accounting for taste. What kind of virgin can't appreciate the qualities of Lauren Laverne?

[King Emlyn]

No accounting for taste. What kind of virgin can't appreciate the qualities of Lauren Laverne?

She's horrific

[Stu Monty]

She's horrific

 

Virgin.

[King Emlyn]

Virgin.

Ha ha

[Mendoza]

 

By no means stunning but i'd still stick her a crippler.

[Red Squirrel]

Linzie Dawn McKenzie, what a fuckin minger. She's got a face like a slapped arse.

[RoboRiise]

No accounting for taste. What kind of virgin can't appreciate the qualities of Lauren Laverne?

 

She's horrific

 

Virgin.

 

Ha ha

 

Virgin.

[Thants]

She's on the radio 6 webcam now Stu, the lovely gal.

[Total Longo]

Speaking of gobshite pouts, this anorexic cunt never fails to keep me on the flop

 

 

All day long, if only just to see Beckhams face. I'd hope for a similar scenario to that Richard Gere film internal Affairs, where Gere is bumming some fellas wife and the fella walks in on him and Gere just starts grinning, oh that would be sweet.

 

Here's the scene, from about 4:00 in. Quality bumming, quality smugness.

 

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[RoboRiise]

[sparta7]

No accounting for taste. What kind of virgin can't appreciate the qualities of Lauren Laverne?

 

What qualities? I am genuinely curious as she just seems to be yet another one of these people who gets her dial on the telly for fuck knows what reason.

 

And being in Kenickie doesnt count, given their utter shitness.

[RoboRiise]

What qualities? I am genuinely curious as she just seems to be yet another one of these people who gets her dial on the telly for fuck knows what reason.

 

And being in Kenickie doesnt count, given their utter shitness.

 

Virgin.

[dirty_sanchez]

Gotta love Lauren Laverne. Just gotta.

[Stu Monty]

What qualities? I am genuinely curious as she just seems to be yet another one of these people who gets her dial on the telly for fuck knows what reason.

 

And being in Kenickie doesnt count, given their utter shitness.

 

The qualities of being ace. Qualities a virgin such as yourself could never appreciate.

[RJ Fan club]

Nicole Scherzinger.

Never understood it. 

 

[RJ Fan club]

On 24/06/2009 at 09:58, Paulie Dangerously said:

Birds below a size 10

Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda.

My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns hun.

 

agreed 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, RJ Fan club said:

Nicole Scherzinger.

Never understood it. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

Katy Perry. Her hairdos make her look like a cartoon character.

[RJ Fan club]

37 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Leaves me cold. Looks Plazzy.

 

bet you’d wake up to a load of false eyelashes and half a tonne of fake tan on your best sheets.

 

Then you’d have to listen to her harping on about her instagram account and the itchy bum hole you’ve just given her. Bet she would give you a few knicker for petrol either